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I'm honestly not a fan of fisting. I find it a bit boring. But when you stick not only a hand, but also a penis inside a vagina, and then proceed to masturbate internally... well that's a whole different story =)
Date September 17th, 2008 Views: 81342 |
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Dont worry, I got some bandaids in the trunk.
Date September 16th, 2008 Views: 79568 |
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Cocks like they should be illegal, punishable by castration. They'll poke your eye out, prolapse your ass and leave with you a cocktail of STD's.
Date September 16th, 2008 Views: 84753 |
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Quasimoto you did it. Your pretzel dick has finally penetrated a female orifice. Now lets cross our fingers and pray you didn't get the bitch pregnant.
Date September 12th, 2008 Views: 82526 |
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Hopefully whoever took a shit in that toilet last remembered to flush haha.
Date September 12th, 2008 Views: 81885 |
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I'm just curious as to where he planned on blowing his load. In his pants? On the rocks? Or in that dudes face to left of him?
Date September 12th, 2008 Views: 85496 |
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She thinks it's funny to rub her yeast infected pussy on the faces of passed out boys. Well, I think it's funny to rub my hemorrhoid infested asshole on the faces of passed out sluts, so what goes around comes around baby.
Date September 11th, 2008 Views: 87412 |
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I feel kinda guilty cause the slow-mo part made me lol really hard. He just randomly goes "ehhhhhhh" and then falls to the floor.
Date September 11th, 2008 Views: 82190 |
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Guess the lion wasn't in the mood for bacon, otherwise that pig would've got torn a new asshole.
Date September 11th, 2008 Views: 82499 |
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Preparing for child birth? Yeah maybe if she's having quintuplets!
Date September 10th, 2008 Views: 82100 |
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I have no personal objection to it, I'm just concerned for his safety. Men tend to hate other men who hit woman. This guy is likely gonna get ass raped after the show ends. He's the victim here.
Date September 10th, 2008 Views: 83636 |
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Stick your cock all the way in there and you'll hit her spine. Hit her spine hard enough and you'll be the first person ever to paralyze a woman via penis.
Date September 8th, 2008 Views: 80040 |
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Bet she has a real hard time washing the skid marks out on that one.
Date September 8th, 2008 Views: 80386 |
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Always wanted to fuck me a Mexican. I try to pick up on the ones working at Taco Bell but they never go for it. It's that damn language barrier. "Yo quero anal sex" isn't doing it.
Date September 8th, 2008 Views: 83862 |
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Butt fucking turns her into a retard. The phrase "she got fucked stupid" probably derived from this slut.
Date September 5th, 2008 Views: 88165 |
