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The end result will look kinda like this, except more blood.
Date September 4th, 2008 Views: 81627 |
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You want to be in our kung fu fried rice gang ehhh? Get naked and brace for karate chops to the vagina. You will prove your dedication damn you!
Date September 4th, 2008 Views: 87483 |
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MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!!
Date September 4th, 2008 Views: 82160 |
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When you're having sex and you add sand to the equation, it feels like you're fucking a tunnel of sandpaper. The beach is a terrible place to fornicate.
Date September 4th, 2008 Views: 81469 |
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When guys do this it plays out like a mean game of Crossfire. There's too much friendly fire for my liking.
Date September 3rd, 2008 Views: 81134 |
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Every year 500 Mexicans die from smoke cigarettes..... out of their vaginas.
Date September 3rd, 2008 Views: 82655 |
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Using beer bottles as masturbational devices is clearly the new cool thing to do. Guess its time to trade out my baseball bat.
Date September 3rd, 2008 Views: 79348 |
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Hey this just keeps getting better and better. Say lady, can you also show us how to recycle a set of used syringes? Pleeease.
Date September 2nd, 2008 Views: 79361 |
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Good thing he remembered to wear his helmet. Okay that was just a little bit tasteless. I'm sowie!
Date September 2nd, 2008 Views: 80520 |
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It was once my dream to move to New Mexico so I could specifically shoot the fuck out of rattlesnakes all day. I dont do well it hot weather so it never panned out but watching this video is just the encouragement I need.
Date September 2nd, 2008 Views: 80927 |
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I'm not some sick fuck who bangs my stepdaughter... I just play one on TV!
Date September 1st, 2008 Views: 90677 |
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I don't drink much so I doubt I'll have the pleasure of sticking a Corona beer bottle up my ass, however I am an avid fan of 2 liter Mountain Dew bottles. Just my size.
Date August 29th, 2008 Views: 80343 |
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I found this on some website that pays $2,000 for homemade porno. I'm kinda bummed... they rejected all 3 of my personal sextapes, citing that my 2 inch penis wouldn't appeal to general audiences. Ouch!
Date August 28th, 2008 Views: 85530 |
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Some Mexican motherfuckers throw an injured puppy into a crocodile pit. Can I use this in my anti-immigration campaign?
Date August 28th, 2008 Views: 82326 |
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Inspect it first with the vagina cam, make sure it's safe. Some of these snappers have teeth and can turn your cock into a tree stump.
Date August 27th, 2008 Views: 80609 |
