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She had just been released from the hospital and was bedridden when an intruder broke into her house. She couldn't run or hide. The cops didn't arrive in time. A Glock 18 stashed under the pillow could've prevented all of this.
Date August 10th, 2008 Views: 83961 |
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Yo glory hole dude, the eye socket is not considered an orifice.
Date August 8th, 2008 Views: 85157 |
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Lots of animals eating other animals... I like it better when the animals eat people.
Date August 7th, 2008 Views: 83175 |
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Hey, at least it's dad not masturbating at the computer. This way the keyboard never gets sticky.
Date August 7th, 2008 Views: 91752 |
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She just ate 5 Wiener Schnitzel chili dogs. This won't end well for him.
Date August 7th, 2008 Views: 80542 |
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Excellent use of the sneak attack maneuver combined with the thrust of death. All that was missing was the unwanted anal creampie for the finishing KO.
Date August 7th, 2008 Views: 95278 |
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What has become of the lovable man who could once suck his own penis?
Date August 5th, 2008 Views: 81779 |
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It's okay, she paid it off by giving him a years worth of free blowjobs, with interest.
Date August 4th, 2008 Views: 81004 |
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I think it's safe to say no one volunteered to go down on that slut on that particular day.
Date August 4th, 2008 Views: 84613 |
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Don't be afraid, she can't get pregnant if you blow your load in there. The worse than can happen is when she goes to shit out the cum, a little snickers bar might accidentally follow.
Date August 4th, 2008 Views: 85723 |
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Shitting on stages made him famous. Then he promised a live suicide and when he failed to deliver, people lost interest. That's the life story of this shitty musician.
Date August 4th, 2008 Views: 80048 |
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She's got a USDA prime beef pussy. Get me a steak knife and a French roll. My sandwich will put Arby's to shame.
Date August 4th, 2008 Views: 82131 |
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Even grandmas line up to watch this Russian slut suck and fuck in the streets of St. Petersburg. If I was there I'd have done more than just watch. Never let a good orifice go to waste.
Date August 4th, 2008 Views: 83967 |
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Here is an all new treatment for constipation. This is a woman who will never know the pains of having to force a shit out of her asshole. In fact, she might wanna consider wearing diapers.
Date August 2nd, 2008 Views: 85229 |
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Next week I'll show you how to play golf with your asshole.
Date August 1st, 2008 Views: 79670 |
