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Well, there goes the worlds next Ron Jeremy.
Date July 21st, 2008 Views: 84132 |
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"Fuck you woman, you're a lesbian. Go to hell" said the 1 armed cripple who likes to spit chocolate milk at people passing buy. I'd thoroughly enjoy the opportunity to defecate on this dude.
Date July 21st, 2008 Views: 79024 |
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Silly porno noob, you have much to learn if you wanna make a career out of spreading STD's.
Date July 21st, 2008 Views: 85850 |
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You're a slut, get used to it.
Date July 18th, 2008 Views: 85499 |
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Nice but nothing will beat the blowjob I got on my Power Wheels back when I was in Elementary school. Bitch nearly bit head of my penis off.
Date July 16th, 2008 Views: 80689 |
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That's pussy shit, try doing it in a Spongebob Squarepants themed jolly jumper. Epic penetration.
Date July 16th, 2008 Views: 79960 |
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He now has a hole in his hand. That opens up some interesting masturbation options.
Date July 14th, 2008 Views: 82090 |
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Ungodly creatures! They should've been destroyed at birth.
Date July 14th, 2008 Views: 90508 |
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I've heard black girls have the stinkiest pussies of all. I guess the same goes for black cocks.
Date July 14th, 2008 Views: 84828 |
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I'm not even 25 yet I'm already having erection problems. How does this fucker do it? Oh I know, he doesn't look at nasty fucking porn all day. I need to get me a real job.
Date July 13th, 2008 Views: 81037 |
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Whatever language they're speaking - it's annoying as fuck and it hurts my ears. My eyes on the other hand thoroughly enjoyed viewing those big ass titties being man-handled.
Date July 11th, 2008 Views: 87431 |
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She fails at life.... and suicide!
Date July 10th, 2008 Views: 82033 |
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4 minutes and 30 seconds into it - I spy chocolate fudge on his wee wee. But not for long, because she unwittingly licks it up during a blowjob. Sux2bu!
Date July 10th, 2008 Views: 83684 |
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Once the anal pounding begins there's some gay music that cuts in and covers up her grunts of displeasure but worry not, the music soon fades out and then you can really hear what the loss of anal virginity sounds like :)
Date July 10th, 2008 Views: 91731 |
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I've always wanted to pay a girl to go into a grocery store and start fucking herself with a cucumber in the produce aisle. If I ever do I'll let you know.
Date July 8th, 2008 Views: 84406 |
