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Look familiar? Probably cause I already posted it on eFukt awhile back... but this is actually longer (10 minutes) and unedited. More douchebag = more lulz.
Date September 1st, 2009 Views: 77644 |
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That wasn't berry nice.
Date August 31st, 2009 Views: 111696 |
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Alcohol - the quickest way to turn a heterosexual woman into a raging bulldyke.
Date August 29th, 2009 Views: 191038 |
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uhhh
Date August 29th, 2009 Views: 127795 |
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Bette Midler here thought a glass table could sustain her weight. Needless to say she calculated wrong. But what's really funny are her departing words - "it went into my...". She's referring to the glass she just shattered. You fill in the blank.
Date August 27th, 2009 Views: 101311 |
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Rohypnol. 9 out of 10 date rapists recommend it.
Date August 26th, 2009 Views: 177206 |
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Lots of m-80's actually. Possibly some C-4 as well. Fourth of July is a little different over there!
Date August 25th, 2009 Views: 64355 |
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Second greatest teacher in the world, right after Debra Lafave.
Date August 25th, 2009 Views: 57563 |
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But she doesn't get what she wants.
Date August 24th, 2009 Views: 156300 |
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Just as I suspected. Martial arts was never a strong point for Jesus.
Date August 21st, 2009 Views: 52709 |
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If he's at all the same nationality as herself, what the fuck does she expect. Be happy with your 3 inch bell pepper and STFU.
Date August 20th, 2009 Views: 129544 |
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Can't blame em. Have you seen the women over there? I'd rather stick my dick in a gopher hole before hooking up with one of the natives.
Date August 19th, 2009 Views: 82436 |
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Actually, they don't seem to really give a shit. Their children are bawling in the other room and that bitch keeps sucking pole like it aint no thing. Someone distract her with a donut and tie her fallopian tubes.
Date August 17th, 2009 Views: 107023 |
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LOLOLOLOL
Date August 17th, 2009 Views: 57112 |
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$6 an hour. It's the bargain of a century.
Date August 17th, 2009 Views: 153560 |
