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This looks familiar... probably because it came from eFukt, which unarguably is the greatest site in the world and clearly has the greatest videos in the world or else there wouldn't be so many sites that recycle it's content like so. Sigh.
Date June 27th, 2008 Views: 84693 |
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I love how the apple is about to pop out and dude is all like 'you shall not pass' and shoves it back in. I bet he ate the apple afterwards.
Date June 27th, 2008 Views: 78765 |
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LOL @ old people who can't control their bowels. Come on now, there is such a thing as diapers for adults.
Date June 27th, 2008 Views: 79736 |
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That's a hell of a place to make whoopie. If there was any turbulence you'd end up with shit water all over ya.
Date June 21st, 2008 Views: 90178 |
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How would you like to jackoff to this guys face? Dont worry you wont have too, his appearance is only a 5 second cameo featuring him eating out his girlfriends curry pussy. I guess 5 seconds is all he could stomach lolz.
Date June 21st, 2008 Views: 81762 |
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I fail to see how that is even physically possible. It must be a miracle or some shit.
Date June 21st, 2008 Views: 84935 |
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Apparently nowadays when people encounter a badly injured person they immediately reach for their cellphone - not to call for help but to snap pictures. What fucked up country is this? I'm gonna bust out my map and take a fat shit on whichever continent it's in.
Date June 20th, 2008 Views: 80706 |
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Man this is so fucked up. Half the time their own parents are the ones pimping them out. It's shit like this that begs the question - if God has a plan for everyone, what the fuck was he smoking when he devised his brilliant plan for these kids? Yeah.
Date June 20th, 2008 Views: 88883 |
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What's the point? No one is ever gonna see it, except the 200 guys you fuck. It kinda secures your position in this world as a slut. Funny how that works.
Date June 20th, 2008 Views: 81542 |
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I'm a Dawn of the Dead fan, does anyone wanna make zombie porn with me? Hit me up when you're on your period so that I don't have to buy any fake blood.
Date June 19th, 2008 Views: 79061 |
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Eh.... I'm sure the makeup sex made it all worth it.
Date June 19th, 2008 Views: 83802 |
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As a man of 275 pounds, I find this relatively offensive. I'm tempted to take her to Sizzler and force feed her 5 pounds of quality steak and then duct tape her mouth so that she can't puke it up. Baby you'll just have to shit it out like normal human being.
Date June 17th, 2008 Views: 82796 |
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This is truly the best Christmas gift you can buy a man, preferably with the woman included and preassembled plz.
Date June 17th, 2008 Views: 81129 |
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I don't know what the fuck is up with my obsession of girls attempting to insert huge objects into their small holes. I guess I just thoroughly enjoy a good challenge.
Date June 17th, 2008 Views: 80775 |
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In the midst of fighting over fried chicken, Monique's succulent left titty makes a cameo appearance, where it crosses paths with a horny patron who just can't seem to resist having a taste.
Date June 17th, 2008 Views: 81325 |
