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Congratulations dipshit, now you have twice the meat that's just going to go unused because all you really care about is hanging the heads of those deer on the walls of your trailer.
Date June 15th, 2008 Views: 81930 |
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I don't know who is doing the fucking, but bagging a teacher is one of the greatest things you can do in life. It's right up there with fucking your best friend's mom, which I have 3 times so far.
Date June 13th, 2008 Views: 90250 |
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First video to make me LOL in a month. The guy swallows a fucking fly while doing a report. Sorry but focusing on fucked up shit all the time gets old. I need teh lulz every now and then.
Date June 11th, 2008 Views: 80923 |
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Ahhh... woman really are beautiful on the inside. Just kidding! Pukity puke.
Date June 11th, 2008 Views: 84045 |
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I don't if it's the music or what but that tunnel of love has got my penis all curious. I wanna take a flashlight and have a look-see.
Date June 11th, 2008 Views: 80256 |
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Seems like these surgeons can do this shit in their sleep. If only dick enlargement surgery was this easy and safe... I'd go in and ask for the 18 incher.
Date June 9th, 2008 Views: 81063 |
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I don't know what he did to deserve this, but something definitely came back to bite him in the ass.
Date June 9th, 2008 Views: 80959 |
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I've been wanting to do a variation of this for a long time now. I want to get 20 girls lined up doggy style, and then dip my cock in each of their asses, 1 at a time, till I find the perfect fit. In the end my dick would probably be completely brown though.
Date June 7th, 2008 Views: 88727 |
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Dumb motherfucker didn't know how to work an RPG launcher. Hopefully his dick got blown off.
Date June 6th, 2008 Views: 82743 |
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Careful! Rough sex is now the standard in the adult industry. A lengthy career in porn will cost you a prolapsed rectum, torn vagina and a shitload of STD's. I'd stick to becoming a doctor if I was you.
Date June 6th, 2008 Views: 84169 |
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This is old as fuck but it never gets old. Five bucks says it was her stank pussy that made him puke, not the alcohol!
Date June 5th, 2008 Views: 80886 |
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Ewwww. Trust me, I am a true Arby's connoisseur and not even I would dare to indulge in that rotten roast beef sandwich. It's fucking mutated.
Date June 5th, 2008 Views: 79342 |
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I'm still learning how to do this but it's not coming along too well. This black man has some sorta voodoo nigger power. Worst comes to worst, I'll hide a taser underneath the pillow and use it to achieve the desired effect.
Date June 5th, 2008 Views: 85706 |
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This dirty old skank must have thought they were filming for the next edition of Girls Gone Wild! Honestly now... who (besides me) would actually want to fuck that hag? Her pussy must smell like rotten Swiss cheese.
Date June 4th, 2008 Views: 78616 |
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Some people just don't know how to make sweet love to a womans butthole. I hope it was worth it buddy cause this woman will never let you fuck her ass again.
Date June 3rd, 2008 Views: 89632 |
