How much would you pay to have that be your dick? I'd pay 50k cash but then I'd have to bleach it white to match my skin. Might not be a good investment.

Date April 28th, 2008 Views: 87579
Anal tearage can be avoided through the use of lubricant, much like how AIDS can be avoided through the use of a condom. This whore uses neither.

Date April 28th, 2008 Views: 82742
Don't fuck with me bitch or I'll pulverize your pussy. No seriously, she's gonna need to go to the hospital for internal bleeding really soon.

Date April 28th, 2008 Views: 79173
Try not to slip in that puddle of piss! Or that pile of shit directly behind you. Some people have really bad aim. You're supposed to get it on the wall.

Date April 27th, 2008 Views: 81526
Eh... I'd still fuck the shit out of her ass. Even though she probably shits bigger than my head.

Date April 27th, 2008 Views: 80484
He forgot to study for his 6th period math test. Couldn't accept the possibility of failure. RIP LOLZ.

Date April 27th, 2008 Views: 82361
I'm serious, that looks exactly like a horse cock. I would know, I fap it to beast porno all day long.

Date April 27th, 2008 Views: 82231
The mountain breeze on his balls must feel sensational. I have to try this.

Date April 25th, 2008 Views: 78898
Man this is like the 50th "caught fucking in public bathroom" video that I've plugged this year. Apparently sex on dirty toilets and getting hepatitis is the newest craze.

Date April 23rd, 2008 Views: 83120
Not even the rain can keep this guys dick in his pants. Next time bring an umbrella.

Date April 22nd, 2008 Views: 81110
How come they never make videos of guys punching girls pussies? God damn double standards.

Date April 22nd, 2008 Views: 80264
Not sure what she was saying... something to do with his penis being too small to satisfy her. He reacted like any Eastern European would.

Date April 22nd, 2008 Views: 81910
She's gonna have to suck a lot of cocks to pay that one off!

Date April 18th, 2008 Views: 83713
Some sick fuck really had his way with this woman. And now all the horny sick fucks in prison will have their way with him. Funny how things work out like that.

Date April 17th, 2008 Views: 89082
The chick at the end got screwed out of a rimjob. No one licked her asshole. I would have. She could use my face as toilet paper if she really wanted.

Date April 16th, 2008 Views: 80729