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I'm not going to hell. You might, but not me. I do community service and cater to the elderly. Jesus has a hardon for guys like me.
Date March 21st, 2008 Views: 87505 |
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I hate to advocate the retirement of a slut but this woman really needs to consider a career change.
Date March 21st, 2008 Views: 80013 |
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He doesn't have a face, but don't tell him that. He'll move his arm anyway.
Date March 21st, 2008 Views: 80526 |
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It's hard to believe but that thing on the left isn't actually an elf. It's a German female, which is about equally ugly IMHO.
Date March 21st, 2008 Views: 81945 |
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This dude is so fucked. He will without a doubt get life in prison, where he himself will be the victim of rape every single fucking day. Sux2bu.
Date March 21st, 2008 Views: 79687 |
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Where is your Allah Akbar now??? Probally LOL'ing at you from above just like I'm LOL'ing at you now.
Date March 20th, 2008 Views: 80654 |
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Okay here now compare this video to the one below and see which makes your penis grow bigger. I say... blonde anal crybaby ftw.
Date March 19th, 2008 Views: 84883 |
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eFukt has a section devoted specifically for bums who just can't keep their dicks in their pants. Sickest shit ever.
Date March 17th, 2008 Views: 82135 |
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The chief of police is gonna get a little suspicious when the entire department has herpes next week.
Date March 17th, 2008 Views: 86013 |
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This is probably the worse thing I've ever posted. I hope someone recognizes is him and puts a knife through his neck.
Date March 14th, 2008 Views: 80199 |
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Don't worry bro. It's common knowledge that hot chicks love guys with scars. They represent how tough you are and how big your penis is.
Date March 14th, 2008 Views: 79671 |
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no no no she isn't supposed to enjoy it you retarded. Take that vibrator away from her and stick a bigger penis in her butt and then you'll understand the true meaning of anal sex.
Date March 14th, 2008 Views: 84849 |
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Masturbating to a young couple fucking on the beach, must be the high point of that grandpa's life.
Date March 12th, 2008 Views: 83164 |
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A voyeurist targets a mother as she shops in a department store with her family. Apparently underwear wasn't on her shopping list!
Date March 11th, 2008 Views: 90669 |
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She has a threesome planned with her husband but first she wants to get a feel for what it's like to be with a woman. For $350 you can have stanky black pussy shoved in your face, complete with AIDS if you're so bold as to stick your tongue into her orifice. Good deal loose seal.
Date March 11th, 2008 Views: 85261 |
