Seriously, every time I see shit like this happen in a porno... my brain automatically cues the theme song from crossfire the board game. It's amazing.

Date July 26th, 2009 Views: 99420
Well thank god for the Spanish subtitles. Wouldn't want any of my loyal Hispanic followers to miss out on this one!

Date July 26th, 2009 Views: 117436
Expedia.com, show me the way.

Date July 26th, 2009 Views: 109847
Hmmm that's odd. They weren't even having anal sex, yet she had a poo poo accident all the same. That's what I call an unprovoked attack.

Date July 24th, 2009 Views: 116323
Lemme guess. Her favorite movie is The Man In The Iron Mask? Couldn't agree more to be honest. Leonardo's mullet is worth the rental fee alone.

Date July 23rd, 2009 Views: 90648
No water purifier? What the fuck kind of beverage is this.

Date July 23rd, 2009 Views: 95919
This is the full, original version of a parody that I posted on eFukt about a year ago. I received over a hundred emails from people looking for the full video... and now here it is. Feel free to thank me by dedicating your next fap session to yours truly.

Date July 21st, 2009 Views: 109152
Is there someone in the background slowly letting air out of a balloon? Skip to the middle and you'll share my curiosity.

Date July 21st, 2009 Views: 107632
Enzyte. Lots of it. Maybe a Slim Fast too, just for the fuck of it.

Date July 20th, 2009 Views: 86435
Nice tits. Not too sure about the interior decorating though. These things matter.

Date July 18th, 2009 Views: 110974
Awww. He soiled her blankie!

Date July 17th, 2009 Views: 127915
I don't even know what the fuck I'm looking at, but that cunt hole of hers looks awfully inviting. Emphasis on awful. LOL.

Date July 15th, 2009 Views: 109291
Have you no decency? You're supposed to wait till marriage to fuck your sister, you stupid son of a bitch.

Date July 15th, 2009 Views: 101093
Jesus... and I thought my premature ejaculation problem was bad! LOL. Full story HERE.

Date July 14th, 2009 Views: 187271
American society says it's never okay for a man to hit a woman. Unfortunately for this bitch, he's Mexican. LOL.

Date July 13th, 2009 Views: 112128