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This facial expression is hot enough to cause spontaneous ejaculation around the globe.
Date May 25th, 2010
Views 87879 |
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Son of a bitch has a bratwurst the size of my forearm. He should spend less time getting his dick sucked and more time inflicting blunt force trauma on his girlfriends rectum. Triple the entertainment value.
Date May 14th, 2010
Views 113965 |
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He may have me beat by an inch or two, but at least the head of my cock doesn't look like a chocolate lollipop. lolz.
Date January 26th, 2010
Views 115453 |
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If only I could afford Enzyte...
Date September 4th, 2009
Views 103357 |
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Look at the screenshot. Download it to your desktop and zoom in. Looks like a bite-size snickers bar. Not something you'd expect from a male stripper right? I mean his income is practically dependent on the size of his cock and even I got him beat LOLOLOL.
Date June 15th, 2009
Views 97111 |
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Looks exhilarating but not worth the risk of penile decapitation. That bitch is just aching to clamp down.
Date June 9th, 2009
Views 96850 |
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Daddy would not be pleased. She's got a reputation to maintain, clearly.
Date May 16th, 2009
Views 98747 |
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That's one battle I'd rather fight alone.
Date April 23rd, 2009
Views 93266 |
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Ditch the spandex and buy yourself a pair of short shorts, so short that your cock hangs out the side. Then slap on some roller blades and head on down to the boardwalk. There is no feeling more refreshing than having your pecker dangle in wind as spectators look on in appallment.
Date April 18th, 2009
Views 97634 |
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If sex was a video game, black people would be banned for using hax.
Date March 27th, 2009
Views 97986 |
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Yep that's right lady, a full 18 inches of American hotdog. Just another reason for you to enter my country illegally.
Date March 10th, 2009
Views 95260 |
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The thumbnail does a poor job of illustrating the sheer magnitude of Tyrone's gristle missile. You'll just have to take my word for it, he could put a horse to shame.
Date January 30th, 2009
Views 96789 |
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And on to the battlefield he goes! Although I'm not entirely sure which team he's pounding for. I'll stay here for further observation., and if need be - retitle this to "equipped for gay man's asshole destruction".
Date January 19th, 2009
Views 93847 |
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When a woman is impaled by a schlong of that magnitude, they tend to cry harder than a red-headed step child getting the belt. This Aryan princess doesn't make a peep. I'm betting she shot her pussy up with novocain right before the shoot. That's called planning ahead. Very good my slutty, make daddy proud.
Date January 14th, 2009
Views 95323 |
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Elephantiasis is a disease that causes the skin and underlying tissues to dramatically thicken. In this case it appears to be affecting the cock n balls... which means that this isn't a disease at all. It's a cure... a cure for small penis syndrome. Now someone infect me plz.
Date December 31st, 2008
Views 92471 |
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Watch with envious eyes as this guy uses his certified 12 incher to make mincemeat of some teen pussy. Looks exactly ike my penis, only 11.5 inches bigger.
Date December 17th, 2008
Views 98720 |
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Hey bro, I'll trade you my new pair of Nike Dunks for that XXL penis of yours. Deal?
Date December 13th, 2008
Views 94569 |
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He can ejaculate without having any physical contact. If I was capable of doing something like that, I'd be the fucking king of walk by facials haha.
Date December 2nd, 2008
Views 91959 |
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That's nothing to be scared of. If she saw mine she'd be running for the hills. In between the walnut size genital warts and discoloration of my ballsack, I feel like I'm carrying the antichrist between my legs.
Date November 10th, 2008
Views 95114 |
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Unlike 99% of the 'monster cock' videos floating around the web, this actually looks pretty real. His cock reminds me of Dan Ackroyd's head in the film Coneheads. It's remarkable really.
Date October 14th, 2008
Views 94238 |
