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He's got a fat gut, a huge Arnie tattoo and any time his wife chows down on too many Twinkys, he fucks her throat till she pukes em all up. This dude has class.
Date May 29th, 2010
Views 68680 |
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Naaah. Clearly he's just in deep thought - pondering what that bitch's sweaty asshole might smell like on Summer afternoon. I'm leaning towards guacamole. Organic.
Date April 2nd, 2010
Views 108331 |
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LOL @ fat people and their misguided efforts to achieve sexual satisfaction. I wouldn't be entirely surprised if she ate that poor fucker afterwards.
Date March 30th, 2010
Views 109372 |
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There seems to be a lot of emphasis on sucking your own cock. Thanks but I think I'll stick to my Canadian one pump chump maneuver. Gotta leave the ladies always wanting a little more.
Date January 3rd, 2010
Views 99628 |
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God bless modern pornography.
Date December 30th, 2009
Views 100905 |
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It's a clitoris. Not a Stretch Armstrong doll. Keep at it and your twats gonna start to look like Joan River's face.
Date December 7th, 2009
Views 94789 |
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wait for it...
Date November 4th, 2009
Views 109151 |
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Rohypnol. 9 out of 10 date rapists recommend it.
Date August 26th, 2009
Views 102774 |
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RAP, not RAPE. You probably assumed I just made a typo and clicked without hesitation. Don't feel bad. It's an understandable mistake. After all, the words "Russia" and "rape" go together like peanut butter and jelly.
Date August 2nd, 2009
Views 93629 |
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Physical proof that despite Enzyte's claims, not everyone wants a thicker jimmy jammy.
Date August 2nd, 2009
Views 92670 |
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Lemme guess. Her favorite movie is The Man In The Iron Mask? Couldn't agree more to be honest. Leonardo's mullet is worth the rental fee alone.
Date July 23rd, 2009
Views 92390 |
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I really do wonder what it would be like to have anal sex with this woman. Would she scream? cry? continue to make up words like a complete fucking retard? Sigh. The enigma of Christian crackwhores...
Date June 28th, 2009
Views 101238 |
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Cue the Barbara Streisand hit single 'Send In The Clowns' and engage fap mode. This one will require a lot of Jergens.
Date May 13th, 2009
Views 91888 |
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They really ought to make this procedure mandatory for all Mexican women. Either that or Hector needs to repeat sex-ed and learn how to operate a fucking contraceptive.
Date May 1st, 2009
Views 93832 |
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I'd give this motherfucker a mouthful and then some. Quick stop by Burger King... Western Double Cheeseburger with extra jalapenos, and then head over to Mr. Scat Man's hiding spot. Two words buddy - chocolate rain. Some stay dry and others feel the pain.
Date April 21st, 2009
Views 95906 |
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Drop by Arbys and order the Beef N' Cheddar. Proceed by removing the premium roast beef and passing it through your paper shredder. Retrieve all remnants and carefully mold em together. Bingo! You now have a 1:1 replica of this woman's vagina. Class dismissed.
Date April 12th, 2009
Views 92319 |
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That's about as bad as eating your own shit... except eating your own shit doesn't make you gay. Scat for the win.
Date April 1st, 2009
Views 93735 |
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Little boys and astronomy. The two have more in common than one would think.
Date March 28th, 2009
Views 91705 |
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Do yourself a favor and skip this one. Seriously. I hope his cock gets emphysema and rots off.
Date February 5th, 2009
Views 92469 |
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Gross. There is only 1 erotic bodily fluid when it comes to making whoopee, and that is the semen unearthed from my cock. I just don't understand fetishes like this. But I'm probably just bias, with my lactose intolerance and all.
Date December 22nd, 2008
Views 93233 |
