That's what you get for leaving your ass bare. Next time wear skorts, bitch. [watch till the end]

Date October 20th, 2009 Views: 70341
This might look familiar. I posted a portion of it on eFukt awhile back. This is the whole thing though and it's funny as fuck.

Date September 16th, 2009 Views: 171598
No, wearing an additional pair of underwear is not an adequate substitute for a condom.

Date August 10th, 2009 Views: 124570
Nice facial expression. Either KFC just declared bankruptcy or he's ejaculating. What do you think?

Date August 4th, 2009 Views: 119567
Fuckin tease.

Date August 4th, 2009 Views: 115638
I'm thinking Arbys.

Date June 23rd, 2009 Views: 86051
I have a feeling he and that television remote have some history together.

Date June 22nd, 2009 Views: 90149
For a minute there I figured this was the opening to a rape-porn. That fucking keyboard cat has killed my erection one too many times.

Date June 19th, 2009 Views: 99245
Nothing like a little floppy penis to break the ice.

Date June 6th, 2009 Views: 95501
Hey. Her vagina being deplugged makes the same sound effect as when I defecate. That's pretty hot.

Date May 11th, 2009 Views: 95941
Well I'll be god damned. Estonian isn't such an ugly language after all! The women on the other hand... :P

Date May 9th, 2009 Views: 96098
I remember this. It was the first thing to ever be downloaded on my AOL pay-per-minute 56k connection, directly followed by low-res scat pics. 1999 was a good year.

Date April 27th, 2009 Views: 89057
I'm having a hard time distinguishing his cock from his ball sack. The whole package just looks like a shriveled up potato.

Date March 1st, 2009 Views: 80722
This would've ended better had someone inserted the tip of a double barreled shotgun into that gaping vagina and pulled the trigger. Try again.

Date February 28th, 2009 Views: 84350
Hiding in the womens bathroom, frightening hot chicks just as they're about to defecate, making it on to national television. I think I'm about ready for that career change. Japan, hit me up!

Date February 25th, 2009 Views: 92762