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If this isn't evidence of divine action, I don't know what it is. God took that dumb bitch straight out of the fuckin gene pool!
Date June 17th, 2010
Views 52850 |
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There's an easier way to impress a squadron of bros than jumping over a fucking cliff and nearly killing yourself. It's called spreading your legs ya dumb bitch.
Date April 19th, 2010
Views 51947 |
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Glass tables really aren't the best venue for drunken shenanigans. This was clearly illustrated in my previous post " Gravity Vs. Drunk Fat Bitch".
Date April 15th, 2010
Views 112458 |
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I wonder if she's as good at giving handjobs as she is at throwing rocks and splitting open people's heads. It's a definite maybe.
Date March 16th, 2010
Views 106351 |
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Freak accident? Naaah. This is devine punishment. After all, she did volunteer to be a part of a MTV reality show.
Date January 12th, 2010
Views 95924 |
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lol
Date January 8th, 2010
Views 98353 |
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Probably fake but it involves hot girls dying... good enough for me.
Date October 20th, 2009
Views 98604 |
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Domestic violence that involves women ending up unconscious always makes my penis tingle in the weirdest way. It's the darndest thing.
Date May 21st, 2009
Views 96424 |
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Fuck that. Try that on me and I'll drive razorblades through your cuticles.
Date May 6th, 2009
Views 92967 |
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Daddy school starts soon. Where's my lucky pencil? Haha eat lead motherfucker.
Date February 18th, 2009
Views 90865 |
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Mr. Lopez, you have now been upgraded from a broken leg to full paraplegia. Would you like a churro?
Date January 30th, 2009
Views 91266 |
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Damn, that big penis of his doesn't look all that impressive when there's a vibrator shoved halfway down his urethra.
Date December 3rd, 2008
Views 92475 |
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Good work officer. He's surely learned his lesson now - riding a bicycle and trying not to pollute the air is simply unacceptable in New York!
Date October 30th, 2008
Views 92681 |
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Baby if you think gravity sucks now just wait till you hit 40 - your tits will be down to your belly button!
Date August 25th, 2008
Views 91065 |
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Her ass must be water tight cause that bottle rocket didn't want to exit her cornhole. And as a result, the bottle rocket burned the fuck out of her rear end. Anal sex with her will be out of the question for a good 5 hours, depending on what she's drinking.
Date August 21st, 2008
Views 92914 |
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Hopping around on trees is fun and all but nature boy forgot to wait till his friend was done swinging that axe.
Date August 20th, 2008
Views 93248 |
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He now has a hole in his hand. That opens up some interesting masturbation options.
Date July 14th, 2008
Views 92639 |
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What's the point? No one is ever gonna see it, except the 200 guys you fuck. It kinda secures your position in this world as a slut. Funny how that works.
Date June 20th, 2008
Views 92544 |
