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Probably fake but it involves hot girls dying... good enough for me.
Date October 20th, 2009 Views: 68613 |
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Domestic violence that involves women ending up unconscious always makes my penis tingle in the weirdest way. It's the darndest thing.
Date May 21st, 2009 Views: 99383 |
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Fuck that. Try that on me and I'll drive razorblades through your cuticles.
Date May 6th, 2009 Views: 86006 |
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This is considered a 'solo shoot' - it pays very little but you don't gotta fuck anyone. It's an alternative for uptight girls who wanna do porn without getting classified as a full blown whore. Now with all that said, I think it's kinda ironic that this bitch is already at stage 1 for a prolapse. Enjoy the $300 baby.
Date March 17th, 2009 Views: 86787 |
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Clearly evidenced in the last 5 seconds of this video. Someone forward this to The Westboro Baptist Church.
Date March 3rd, 2009 Views: 82827 |
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Daddy school starts soon. Where's my lucky pencil? Haha eat lead motherfucker.
Date February 18th, 2009 Views: 78751 |
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Don't worry Carlos. You can still hop the border... and boy do I mean HOP! Heeheehehehe!
Date February 15th, 2009 Views: 81459 |
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Better get real good with your left hand buddy, or your fappin days are long over.
Date February 11th, 2009 Views: 82350 |
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Mr. Lopez, you have now been upgraded from a broken leg to full paraplegia. Would you like a churro?
Date January 30th, 2009 Views: 79193 |
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Damn, that big penis of his doesn't look all that impressive when there's a vibrator shoved halfway down his urethra.
Date December 3rd, 2008 Views: 81294 |
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Good work officer. He's surely learned his lesson now - riding a bicycle and trying not to pollute the air is simply unacceptable in New York!
Date October 30th, 2008 Views: 81423 |
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Baby if you think gravity sucks now just wait till you hit 40 - your tits will be down to your belly button!
Date August 25th, 2008 Views: 79069 |
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Her ass must be water tight cause that bottle rocket didn't want to exit her cornhole. And as a result, the bottle rocket burned the fuck out of her rear end. Anal sex with her will be out of the question for a good 5 hours, depending on what she's drinking.
Date August 21st, 2008 Views: 82051 |
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Hopping around on trees is fun and all but nature boy forgot to wait till his friend was done swinging that axe.
Date August 20th, 2008 Views: 82901 |
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He now has a hole in his hand. That opens up some interesting masturbation options.
Date July 14th, 2008 Views: 82090 |
