On today's edition of "I remember masturbating to her while unboxing my launch copy of Halo 2 with my free hand" its Alexis. No comeback has been made official
Impressive. Both her willingness to roleplay as a street corner fire hydrant, and his accuracy. It's a combination second only to Ted Nugent + Salvation Army camo.
She's got the everything you could ask for, but something about her significant other is giving me "i pay scammers on discord to tell me what crypto coins to buy and have filed bankruptcy on 11 different occasions" vibes. Many such cases tbh.
I once witnessed the same thing while riding the Hogwarts Express in Disney World. The tits were actually bigger. Unfortunately, Chester and his butter beer piss stained sweatpants were not as forgiving about being filmed. #truestory
The girl is Anabelle Pync. The plot tho... there's no accurate title for it. Imagine taking one of those suburban mass shooter interrogation videos & crossbreeding it with Ambien. Then masturbate with steel wool because that's the pain I feel.
Becky-lynn Dakota Monroe Savannah Taylor in the sure has an interesting way of servicing her community. While everyone reserves their public reamings for the Best Buy customer service line; she has decided to start her charity work at home.
Ah the unexpected kiss of Country Time Lemonade. Sneaking one past the goalie might not end your relationship, but trust will be forever broken. Still worth it imo.
The Sasha Grey tag under this video made me think we were about to uncover something never seen before. Instead I was greeted with the kind of silicone tit job you can only get from a New Jersey deli butcher, and her merely spectating.
That soundtrack was pretty banging. Wanna know what's not though? Whatever the fuck crawled in or out of that man's anal cavity at the start of the video. I haven't seen that kind of wreckage since the great crave crate challenge of '97.
Perhaps this could introduce a new filter option on popular dating and/or thirst trap applications such as Tinder and OnlyChromies.com? My boys would thrive.
wtf is with this ❝i'm not stopping until medicare qualifies her for a wheelchair❞ approach to slamming married women nowadays? Call me old fashioned, but I preferred when it was more romantic and hidden in Taco Bell bathroom stalls.
A 19 min adventure with a woman that doesn't believe the night is over until her junior mint has been turned inside out. The odor in that room must be diabolical.
Severely malnourished, prefers being bulldozed on a bed of gas station weed crumbs and whimpers like a Packer's fan when they don't make the playoffs. I haven't seen a combination this destructive since Wendy's launching the 5 for $5.
tbf, the only thing more nauseating than playing Only Up in VR would be waking up to another family member dive bombing without getting the green light first.
It may not be written in the rule book, but there's only one translation for the body language on the girl going Milli Vanilli on herself. And it lives somewhere in between "i need to pay taxes" & "the cowboys choked". Three of life's guarantees.
Everyone else talking about USD collapse and unable to afford housing, while I'm just waiting for girls to start doin this in Chipotle parking lots again. #oldfashioned
Imagine spending weeks convincing your corner store Karen to accept the 2vs1 handicap match, only to sideline her with a cock that gets cease and desist letters from Nike. Just flip that thing over & hit it with a snowmobile again, you'll be aite.
Took a minute to realize what the fuck was going on with surfer bro's left leg. The full black garter belt ink job is a bold move, and one that clearly paid off cus he's wreckin 4.5 inches of her guts & ur not. Neapolitan ice cream lookin ass tan lmao