Posting for what she wrote in her bio: I´m Fairy be welcome here and take your sit, make sure you sit belt is tie on it is time to take off and fly, not a normal flight this is a trip to the hell of pleasure. And we all will burn. Dyslexic chlamydia unlocked?
Let me tell you something about college campuses and the porn industry in the early 2000's/GGW era; It was the ECW of fornication. No rules, always had rabid audiences & going home with someone elses blood on you was a badge of honor.
The side effects of letting a complete stranger turn his power level to +skidrow abortion before going Hiroshima on ur wife's dirty corncob? Literally nothing. In fact, this might prove without doubt; the inner walls of her anus are nuclear proof.
Not facing consequences for jamming your weenus into the crazy girl that bags groceries at Sam's Club is as probable as a WSB subscriber being profitable. So it's safe to assume the burning continued well after he put his clothes back on.
A comped hotel room in Vegas, and enough meat to keep the free buffet going for a week. I've done the math and have concluded: this could only end one way.
The Ralph Wiggum "heart rips in half" moment is at the 3:40 mark. Last time I saw a middle-aged woman roll her eyes like that was riding Kang & Kodos Twirl 'n' Hurl after a hearty breakfast of Malt Liquor. My mom wont talk to me anymore.
Consider this my open letter to classic connoisseurs out there: I will donate the entire $9.75 I made trading a Krypto Kitty that had down syndrome, to a local soup kitchen in exchange for a remake of this masterpiece. The ball is in ur court.
This site moves slower than my plumbing system after a spirited evening at P.F. Changs, but trust me... it's worth the wait to see Becky pulling off my patented all-night blowout maneuver. Also created after a spirited evening at P.F. Changs.
The 'ole pile driver into ass-to-mouth combination maneuver. A true hood classic. One that has undoubtedly led to better things for solid 8's all across the nation.
Probably just another one of those groundbreakers that stage their room to look like the most unsuspecting place to swing some sausage, then places the camera in one fixed position to really drive in that boomer traffic to their OnlyFarmers.
I kinda want to go down the rabbit hole. Anytime someone(s) makes middle aged woman squeal like a 2for1 Homegoods sale, all three of my balls start tingling and I'm interested. Unfortunately, nothing short of DNA is going to identify them.
Another one of those European and/or South American customs my American mind will never have the capacity to understand: Nut Walking. For the modern female on the go that's having cake, no matter where the batter comes from.
Broken English and dimly lit sexual acts that would be embarrassed to find themselves in a Quickcheck break room. Her name's Cora and when she's not getting diddled down at 4 inches per minute, she watches anime. Probably?
What in the Tennessee whore house is going on here? Amphetamines? Autism? An unhealthy addiction to Abercrombie Labor Day sales? idk. but a sequel seems less likely than Lizzo being type casted outside of a Max Hardcore tribute movie.
Van life nomads with a hygiene regimen? Without video proof I would have called you an ignorant slut of a liar. But 30 seconds into browsing their video catalogue makes me believe there is light at the end of the Hot Cheeto dust-filled tunnel.
Not really sure what the fuck is going on here tbh. The body just got into college, but the face has been paying trailer park lot fees since the 80's. A.I. please help.
If I remember correctly this girl was a 1 and done. Which is unfortunate, because she had the face/rectal tolerance of a star that could've lasted the entire 2.5 year lifespan the average girl in this scene pulls before spiraling into an eating disorder.
"My talent know more about you than you. You stupid bitch."
"I'm a fuckin professional, and you're just a whore."
"You're just here to choke on cock right?"
15M views on TikTok, but resorts to being slam fucked by Curly Joe in between Call of Duty ranks. Dude's living the life, but some advice for Sarah McGiggleshits; Little less ketamine, little more brown submarine. (I'm talking about your asshole)
I can't prove it, but girl in white definitely lost her virginity to an Elden Ring action figure, and the other might doing this to feed her family. Either way - no refunds.
The first tag team ventriloquist act, or the South American public transit system in action? Maybe both? Maybe I take a pepperoni, and punch it through ur head.
That's assuming he coughed up the pesos to commission this couch surfer for 37 minutes. Most of the time these non-herpes having types don't tend to give up the goods for small talk and a Netflix movie. Trust me, I've been to south Florida.
500 pesos spent on a gUrLz tRiP... only to end up getting swarmed by the local freelance gynecologist. Something about the return on investment seems fucky.
It's pretty impressive when a girl finds a way to monetize being bent over by Skeletor. But the $19 donated by i_lost_my_virginity_to_an_applebees_menu could probably have gone to a better cause. Dave Ramsey will hear about this.
I can't imagine what has to happen in life for you to trade oral sex for opioids. But I'm betting it involves the neighbor's cat and all 12 delicious flavors of Rice-a-Roni.
