This is all but guaranteed to exterminate any story you've been led to believe that everyone in the webcam community is living life on easy mode. Snap back to reality with five disasters even FEMA won't be picking up your phone calls for.
The golden age of unidentified attack cocks being deployed Russian Roulette style are long gone... until today. There's an entire channel of this shit HERE.
Clearly this chumpo prefers his women to be on the defensive, specifically ones that have the best set of ham hocks I've seen this side of Walmart's customer service line. I can promise this: its the greatest ICP-fan sex tape you'll see today.
Go ahead and scroll to the 1:56 mark. And fuck it, while you're there; Stay for 3:08. I can picture Burger King fighting White Castle to buy ad space between the two.
I'm not sure the whole 'gyrating like your uterus is getting jumped by a Ford F150' thing is still profitable. But fuck me running if it isn't entertaining. Strap a smock on the girl at 0:37 and Home Depot can kiss their paint mixing machines goodbye.
Beyond 19-years-old and doesn't know proper rectal entry positions. But what she lacks in anatomy, she makes up for in... well... nothing. The future spinal ruptures tell me we won't be seeing the sequel to "Karens Krapper: Volume 1.5" this year.
Enough mentally-ill fueled societal taboos so unprecedented, you'll have to rethink your entire post-Delta variant vacation. Don't be fooled by some of the smiles on these faces; Everybody was harmed during the making of this video.
Tight ass. Spunky personality. But what really turns me into a subscriber is the total lack of understanding of what/how intercourse works. Less body mods that turn you into a Battletoad, More practicing behind the Wendy's dumpster. thx.
Looks like the kind of video set up by a guy 1 bent Pokemon card away from a nervous breakdown, yet he's luring in A++ level tail. Lesson learned I guess. Never trust an AirBNB ad with the words my mom works nightfhit in the fine print.
Blatant use of PAWGism, Nokia flip phone pixelation and enough BBC to demand a licensing fee in the United Kingdom. In other words; This video has more substance than my toilet after a vegan dinner special. Watch twice, take notes.
I went down the rabbit hole on this one. Her name is Emmanuelle London and her bolt-ons look like they need an oil change every 30,000 thrusts. #iminlove
So... this is how far we've come eh? Swapping wiener with your own bloodline, while a waterfall of strangers cheer you on with pocket change. Well shit ladies, I got $5 and a slightly used zesty ranch sauce packet if you can take this to level 2.
Unfuckinbelievable dimensions on some of these hog riders. Even pre-lockdown erections would be lined up around the block just to be in the same zip code as some of these high mileage spring loaded pudding hatches. A man needs names.
A public service announcement on the pros and cons of higher education. Some go on to a lucrative 9-5. Others are getting blacklisted from smut central. But all will have an abnormally intimate relationships with White Claw and Instagram.
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Her tit-to-face ratio is insane. Literally carved right out of the blueprint for "girls I would give up red meat just to be in the same room as one of her brappers after a solo speed run of Olive Garden's Tour of Italy". In other words; I fucks with it.
Pretty hot TBH. I'd literally give up the last half of my Shake Shack Double Dip if she could teach my girlfriend how to do this without a handle of Smirnoff first.
Normally I'd prefer my meat beat content to have as little to do with Al Bundy as possible. But Daddy Cockblock going for the jugular was just too good to pass up.
What are the last 3 words you want to hear after getting naked in front of your crush? If you answered "is that helman's?"; you're wrong. But points will be added.
Tight ass. Spunky attitude. But what really winks my sphincter is her lack of understanding the difference between a Psychopath & Sociopath. Less Star Wars Episode 1 fashion sense, More practicing behind a Wendy's dumpster. k and thx.
Never underestimate a man's willingness to document his trophy case. You'll just end up scratching your head and crotch like you just left a Persian bachelor party.
