The face of a eastern European virgin paired with a twat that's never seen the blunt end of a football player. Sorry lady, but if you expect me to believe this fantasy, you're gonna have to pick yourself up a jackhammer and get to work.
A depth commonly found in residential water wells has applied itself to this girl's esophagus. Not shocking, but those drain weasel hair clog infomercials may have just found their new spokeswoman. More ways to regret the girl u married HERE
Never underestimate a man's willingness to document his trophy case. You'll just end up scratching your head and crotch like you just left a Persian bachelor party.
If that isn't the look of a girl that's said "i' use dijon mustard as lubricant with for neighbor's mailbox" at Thanksgiving dinner, u can slap my bag & call me Sally. Now flip her over - I don't think Lorenzo got enough AIDS during his first pump.
Do I believe she faked being sick just so she could OnlyFans her asshole into a hospital bed for 44 seconds of Internet clout? Yes. Welcome to the year 2020.
As fate would have it, combining the genetics of a 1st-world pornstar and modern technology yields impressive results. Now if you'll excuse me I have to take a 7-second jump roping class and gouge my fucking eyes out with a melon baller.
The downside of adopting an all-kale diet and moderating Reddit forums? Every uterus in your rolodex gets socialized like Chinese healthcare. And don't even get me started on the amount of Amibos you have to stock up on to stay relevant.
I don't know how many games of Roblox have to go south to trigger a mental illness this bad, and I don't want to know. For the love of fuck, Covid is going to need to stick around for another 6 months just to keep these creatures indoors.
Not only would I still be down - I would even go as far as dropping $7.00 on the Party City bed sheet Luke Skywalker outfit to complete whatever dipshit fantasy she's having just to share oxygen with those vitamin-D loaded monster milkers.
Take a culture that considers Rick and Morty comedy, crossbreed them with an addiction to experimental street drugs & this is the result. I haven't seen someone this confused w/ the flavor in their mouth since Wendys started selling breakfast.
I believe the youngsters around the AOL chat rooms call this "going hard in the paint". Check my myspace for more kool memes & be sure 2 like and subscribing.
Half Korean, Half Mexican. aka she'll be very efficient at counting the 18 offspring statistics say she'll have before 30. Not really. She just likes to smoke weed and IG her massive ass - both of which are combined today in ways u cant even fathom.
In the early cam days; these chicks would actually go into public places instead of the green screen, family fantasy "my step-cousin's 3rd neighbor's mailman is in the house shhhh!" bullshit you see today. And this babe was one of the pioneers.
Of all the cornhole patte this man made in his tenur as a human colon cleanser, I have to say this is one of the most memorable ones. Special appearances by Solid Snake, Owen Wilson & 1994's top 10 billboard chart. More Woodman edits [HERE]
She goes by the name siswet19 - but I prefer the moniker "bottomless pit". srsly if you'veseen the mother fucking things I've seen man, you'd totally understand.
I'll give you the participation trophy for at least doing something different than the "punch with my left arm, roll my eyes" combo every. single. fucking. girl. does on this platform before the tits come out, but it still gonna be a no from me dawg.
Not sure the whole im dominating you so do what I say or else I punish u thing works when your body has visibly more estrogen in it than your partner. Let's shoot for a redo after a vigorous program of red meat and peeing standing up.
Call him what you will: Pierre, The Machine, King Human Enema Conglomerate France Division - Just don't call him coherent. Seriously though - what the fuck language do I pick on Google to translate this assault of word diarrhea salad?
