A few q's if you don't mind: What the fuck is this? Above average production value? Method acting? And most importantly, if I go through Comcast training, will I be able to fix this Internet faster than getting through customer service?
Gotta be honest, that thumb doesn't really convey the 3 cheese alfredo injection that ultimate happens at the end of this nine minute yawn. For some reason I expected more out of a girl that looks like Buc-ee's is her favorite restaurant.
Wow, dude actually documented the entire thing from bar to bedroom. In the world of half-assed 4th wall acting, you have no idea how rare this actually is.
[-Aria Skye-]. Barely 100lbs with her clothes on and for some reason she agrees to be ragdolled like a bag of wet potato rolls. Sometimes I think these women should shoot higher. Like, Logistics Clerk. Or Kevin James' shit stain assistant.
That's assuming he coughed up the pesos to commission this couch surfer for 37 minutes. Most of the time these non-herpes having types don't tend to give up the goods for small talk and a Netflix movie. Trust me, I've been to south Florida.
Half of these participants would be better suited in the clearance section of Craigslist forgotten /erotic section. The other half might match you on Tinder if you try hard enough. Choose your fate. More here: [-1-] [-2-] [-3-] [-4-] [-5-]
Of all the ways to be completely repulsed by wish.com's Jason Stathman, getting crippled from power thrusting was most likely last on the list. Now point your mobility scooter into the corner and think about the choices you've made today.
Symptom #47 that you've evolved from "MILF meat", to fully fledged barn burner: You find yourself with 15 mins between PTA meetings, and instead of preparing for it: You roll the dice and damn near tear your perineum inside out instead.
Could be [-Riley Star-] Could be the girl that short changed ur tator tots outside a dragstrip in the summer of '89. Annnd fuck you too Bobby-Lynn Danny Joe Frank.
Sitting down and watching somebody else crack your significant other's cornhole may be Oklahoma's favorite pastime, but it just doesn't make sense to me. With so many other ways to indulge your Tuesday afternoons, why choose this one?
If I remember correctly this girl was a 1 and done. Which is unfortunate, because she had the face/rectal tolerance of a star that could've lasted the entire 2.5 year lifespan the average girl in this scene pulls before spiraling into an eating disorder.
The amount of simulated cornhole sodomy on teh hub is too damn high. Ex: This pop tart getting six inches of west Virginia's finest homecooked ham injected directly into her groot shoot. Last night's taco bowl probably did more damage.
Another one of those European and/or South American customs my American mind will never have the capacity to understand: Nut Walking. For the modern female on the go that's having cake, no matter where the batter comes from.
She's kinda hot tbh. Too hot to be minute clinic'd by a guy that has replaced all of his vital meals with Soylent and avocados. I'm gonna have to request a full name.
Not even afraid of having her pork chop crotch box online forever. If this isn't the standard for 2023's independent woman, I don't wanna know what is. Now make sure to save that OF cash. The Valtrex boxes aren't gonna overnight themselves.
uhh I'm starting to notice a trend with these PornForce videos. 1. Sign a girl that weighs less than a bag of Idaho baked potatoes. 2. Bash the cervix. 3. Choose a thumbnail that fully captures the moment they actually shit themselves. I dig it.
Is there some correlation between 'popular simp army girls' and sex acts less interesting than Dwayne Johnson getting 18 unsupervised minutes with a garden gnome? These hype machines never seem to deliver and that's on ya mommas.
