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  • "here's your tip"

    protip for my ever-evolving female viewer base: If you ever find yourself in this situation, make sure you order the blooming onion first. Outback servers tend to frown upon this kind of behavior out of the gate. Don't ask me how I know.

    Date: 11/29/22 Views: 14,312 Category: Slutty

  • A Real Student-Teacher Video? WTF?

    Date: 11/28/22 Views: 70,278 Category: Teachers

  • this... shouldn't be a thing

    what the fuck am I choosing not to masturbate to here

    Date: 11/27/22 Views: 80,596 Category: Cringe

  • Wife of the Year?

    Date: 11/26/22 Views: 106,149 Category: Anal

  • Dad's Gonna be Real Proud 2

    A followup to the kind of "hELp mE sTePbRO" videos that actually look believable is a rarity. Somebodies uncle father cousin has some splainin' to do. [PART ONE]

    Date: 11/25/22 Views: 86,208 Category: Incest

  • A Different Kind of Hug

    If you're into the kind of erotica that reminds you of the black market for hackey sacks and burned Blink 182 CD's, you should probably throw them a few bucks.

    Date: 11/25/22 Views: 79,797 Category: Hot

  • There's Simply No Excuse For This

    I'll admit that last clip might be enough to ruin your holiday feast later today. But it's Thanksgiving and you probably need something to talk to grandma about before the sweet potatoes hit the table. You should be thanking me, Mortimer.

    Date: 11/24/22 Views: 203,285 Category: WTF

  • Pornstars vs. Strangers - REAL?

    Considering one the participants is none other than Riley "anything is a dildo if you try hard enough" Reid I can go either way on the authenticity of this. Mainly cuz it's not the worst way to get the gift of Herpes next to a bag of Hot Cheetos.

    Date: 11/23/22 Views: 109,364 Category: Slutty

  • Somebody Come Get Their Daughter

    The swimsuit makes sense. You'll see.

    Date: 11/22/22 Views: 139,217 Category: Freaks

  • Punishing a Cheater

    Yeah okay buddy. This part time slam pig is about as much a cheater as I am an advocate for veganism. (hint: there's only 1 green in my house and it says Fruit of the Loom on it) Now call mom and let her know I finally recognized your work.

    Date: 11/22/22 Views: 90,776 Category: Anal

  • I said HARDER!

    Reason #28971 to never judge a book by it's cover. Unless it's whatever the fuck this is. Then feel free to Judge Judy until your foreskin grows back. I'm on drugs.

    Date: 11/21/22 Views: 125,465 Category: Alphas

  • "pls don't kill my wife"

    What the fuck is with this "i'm not stopping until medicare qualifies her for a wheelchair" approach to slamming married women? Call me old fashioned, but I preferred when it was more romantic and hidden in Dunkin Donut bathrooms.

    Date: 11/20/22 Views: 143,292 Category: Cuck

  • Conquering the Monster

    Last time I saw a white girl willingly hoarding this much beef, I had to throw a few right hooks in Costco's prime rib section. Pandemic era was a different timeline.

    Date: 11/20/22 Views: 100,251 Category: Big Dicks

  • are you fuckin proud of yourself?

    Не могу поверить, что ты на самом деле перевела это, сука.

    Date: 11/19/22 Views: 100,119 Category: Cheaters

  • Almost Broken by BWC

    Probably has more history of torturing his partners with bodily fluids than a San Fran hostel. I'd find his work, but the DNA results keep coming back as elephant.

    Date: 11/18/22 Views: 120,203 Category: Big Dicks

  • Take a Number

    Just what in the fuck is actually going on here? Is she green screening her husband with 5 overlays to make it look like the local janitor union is lining up to get their own serving of anal crabs to go? We've reached the peak of technology.

    Date: 11/18/22 Views: 122,496 Category: MILF

  • When Autists Make a Sex Tape

    "the girl is a fucking lunatic but at least i know she wasn't acting"

    Date: 11/17/22 Views: 294,505 Category: Derp

  • Crippled by a Cuckold

    Step 1: Advertise your wife on Craigslist
    Step 2: Laugh as her uterus breaks
    Step 3: ????????
    Step 4: Profit

    Date: 11/16/22 Views: 161,979 Category: Cuck

  • "discipline me!"

    Nearly 20-years-old and still doesn't know how to speak coherently. But what she lacks in basic motor function, she makes up for in grade-A prime meats. i'm sold

    Date: 11/16/22 Views: 104,231 Category: Hot

  • Coworker Collateral Damage

    hey sorry I cummed on you lol

    Date: 11/15/22 Views: 142,205 Category: Public

  • Borderlining ||

    Just a tip: When the butthole is tight enough to take your blood pressure, a little pregame ritual might be wise. She's Bella Gray and anorexic gerbils probably produce more waste volume than she does with that trash compactor of a b-hole.

    Date: 11/14/22 Views: 175,701 Category: Anal

  • First Time EVER Done on Video

    Scroll to 2:30 mark. No words

    Date: 11/14/22 Views: 141,945 Category: WAT

  • First Time is Always the Hardest


    Date: 11/13/22 Views: 142,385 Category: Teen (18+)

  • Before they Destroyed Her

    Just remembering when Gabbie Carter was the Internet's most wanted. Now, the amount of early aging porn causes has come into question again. [2019] [2021 ] inb4 we witness a union that classifies rectal trauma as a benefits package?

    Date: 11/12/22 Views: 208,967 Category: Hot

  • How to Get Banned For Life

    2 things you should definitely abandon before agreeing to shoot scenes with the reigning world champion of rectal desecration prn: Beef-a-roni, and self-respect.

    Date: 11/11/22 Views: 114,797 Category: Fail

  • Dad's Gonna be Real Proud

    No context, no explanation. Just a couple siblings that like to beat the living corn bread out of her tonsils, while recording on the finest 240p camera Gameboy has to offer. I've never seen such disrespect for polyester fashion trends in all my life.

    Date: 11/10/22 Views: 201,121 Category: Incest

  • Not in America

    These full force fantasies videos are starting to get a little disturbing. And like one of the greatest voices of our generation once taught us: you never go full force.

    Date: 11/09/22 Views: 174,439 Category: WAT

  • Somebody Come Get Their Wife

    Not since walking into an unlocked Golden Corral bathroom at closing time have I seen such dishonor for married women. And just like the rest of you all watching, I am now disgusted and have an unquenchable craving for butterfly shrimp.

    Date: 11/08/22 Views: 162,988 Category: MILF

  • Hypnotized by 8-inch Penis

    It seems a 2-pack of Bud Light turns you into the Gandolf of parking lot pussy pickups... and today his teachings are all free of charge. Practice what you see here and I promise those, size-11 Tinder girls will never "LMAO" at you again.

    Date: 11/08/22 Views: 189,309 Category: Public

  • Cucked Up Beyond all Recognition


    Date: 11/07/22 Views: 151,033 Category: Cuck