Nothing gets an appointment booked with the clinic faster than skin-on-skin with Thailand's second string. So here's 2 of 'em. That's right, TWO - as in the number of Valtrex dosages this guy will be forced to take every day for the rest of his life.
Scroll to the 7:35 mark. That's the moment "Independent Electricians Became an Essential Service" and sparked the pubes of 2 girls up to their tits in quarantine boredom. Now find the duct tape & get back to it, Panjeeto needs to see vajeen.
hmm, my gut instinct tells me this kind of behavior was not birthed out of a global pandemic. More likely the result of combining TikTok social media clout and a six-pack of Natty Ice. Now... which one of you has the venmo account?
When all your knowledge of sexual activity comes from Anime VHS tapes, this is the result. Sprinkle in social media clout and you got yourself a bonafide, certified autismo fap video even the New York City homeless population wont ejaculate to.
Certainly not the first time a stay-at-home girlfriend has muttered the words "bUt i'M nOt GetTing My NeEds fULfiLLed". But picking up your buddies scraps like a junkyard dog? ON VIDEO? That's why sites like this exist in the fucking first place.
So this is the new standard huh? Cosplaying as a gAmEr gIrL that rations her bathwater for Tier-3 subscribers and "oopsies" her way through milk toast sexual acts? Points for the i dun shit muh britches facial reactions after the 6 min mark.
The one and only Danika Mori The original teflon rectum wizard, and might I say - still the best. Her anal acrobatics set such a standard in the renaissance days of amateur porn uploads, I almost forgot she even used her vag recreational activity.
Formally known as "mjf888" on Reddit. Somewhere along the fap line all of her content was eradicated, never to be seen again... until now. And by fuck, locating all the other videos should be top priority once we get out of the hole we're all in.
Tired of jacking off to the same old fantasies of Cardi B in a bath tub full of Velveeta cheese and want the next best thing? How about the bi-product of a 50,000-Karma Reddit account? I'm talking fatal levels of simp neckbearding here.
damn son, check out the dimensions on him. You may have a confusing dream or 2 about being bludgeoned to death by it. Big emphasis on death. The graveyard would be a guarantee if you were to sword fight Captain Black Sparrow over here.
Twenty American dollars is of course me rounding up. I've been to this part of the world and I know what an Alexander Hamilton gets you. (it gets you a girl that looks like Alexander Hamilton) So clearly this female is Rockefeller Elites-only.
Everything is pretty standard meat-beating protocol... until you get to the 1:29 mark. I literally have no words. Fuck sakes, there is no hope for humanity and we have no one else to blame but ourselves. Camgirls HERE Elephant Trunk HERE
Sociopaths are called psychopaths but there are differences. Psychopathy can be thought of as a more severe form of sociopathy with more defined symptoms. All psychopaths are sociopaths but sociopaths are not always psychopaths. - science