Disregard the lack of sausage casings and empty tanning bottles - I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt this was filmed in the bowels of The Garden State.
Dare to venture past the 5th page of a camhoe site and you'll find the Skid Row of token beggars. I'm talkin the kind of wasted, shameless, unshowered skankarellas with worse stage presence than an all-special needs recasting of Battlefield Earth.
If your the kind of man that can enjoy white girls giving back to a marginalized community, then this is the video for you. Don't give a fuck about philanthropy? Then perhaps another video showcasing women's talent suits you better.
Funny how porn has evolved from basic penetration, into an ambitious race to see who's more willing to donate their genitals to medical research. She's Melody Marks and she just gave my wiener reason to watch The Walking Dead again.
Kinda pointless to shame yourself on social media and not even flash one angle of your cervix that can be Photoshopped into Sponge Bob. Aren't we supposed to be marching towards new goals as a society? I'm disappointed in you, Becky.
Don't be fooled by the "i collect exotic toothpastes and I'm saving my G-spot for Sonic the Hedgehog" appearance. She may look like Velma Dinky, but this is no sex newb. Your always 1 Spawn comic book away from entering snatch city.
Show me a woman that puts this much effort into her homemade skin flicks, and I'll show you the kind of divorced mother of 3 I want Dr. Phil to dedicate an entire episode to. cash me outside the 7-11 begging for beef jerkey, how bout dat?
Pseudo prego porn? It's 2019 so of course it's a thing. Almost as fap-worthy as conversation banging and fucking the mentally ill. So load up on your favorite soy-based beverages and go down the rabbit hole of Romanian fantasy humping.
You can go and ahead and consider this the sequel you never knew you wanted. And 2.5 more reasons to never step foot over Russia's border unless you have an incurable need to wipe your ass with a polar bear claw. Part 1 can be found HERE
Nothing says "committed relationship" quite like turning your girlfriend's slippery octopus into a communal act. Let's just say... there won't be a marriage proposal.
The planet's newest trend: Introducing your significant other to a man with more meat than Texas butcher shop... and then watching her get dismantled by it. Not my cup of Mountain Dew, but that might be due to not having a Reddit account.
Sofia plops out a double serving of cantalope du jour & straight up doesn't give a fuck that a family member is within punching distance. The perfect woman exists.
show borbs and vargana or else milk truck arrive lasagna bitch. For 20 hours and then put my 1 feet pinus in your vegana. u will happy. wanna kiss ur panty. do milk
Girls that agree to do porn + Refusing to take an ivory shower without a temper tantrum. A combo backseated only by Burger King's Quad Stacker + Charmin Ultra Soft. Add a pinch of sexual anxiety & you got endless fap material friendos.
Unfortunately that's the only explanation I have for a Level 76 Elf Warrior being able to land a piece of ass this far removed from an Anime DVD. She's got everything going for... except a guy that has less testosterone than an avocado.
1 video, 5 minutes, no name. The identity race started in this thread and has now spread around porn sites faster than genital warts at an Insane Clown Posse concert. Four weeks later and we still have nothing but dick rash to show for it...
I guess having sex isn't exactly considered "challenging" when someone has the alcohol tolerance of a vienna sausage. Lesson learned: Never try to impress a girl that's probably used the neighbor's cat as toilet paper. #germany #whydidifap
Pic #5 is what you want. Half cause she has masterfully paired an outfit together. Half cause it's the face of a girl who knows the solution to the 3 seashells puzzle.
Communal Service Porn: Sometimes it's about as exhilarating as an audio book of Warren Buffet customizing a footlong at Subway. But throw in a bazooka for a cock and a husband that can speak Klingon and it suddenly becomes legendary.
Women that stay married to a lifestyle like this are intriguing.The kind of talent that screams "i hitchhiked thru San Fransisco & only got 3 cases of chlamydia"
The strangest thing I've seen on Pornhub since this sex offender got front page status. And much like King Kong Cockington over there, spending more than 7 mins on an Indigo White video may end all current relationships in your life.
