• Gorgeous Girl, BIG SURPRISE

    Gorgeous Girl, BIG SURPRISE


    Date: 09/16/19 Views: 822 Category: Big Dicks

  • Already Broken at 18

    Already Broken at 18

    Much like the Fast and Furious movie franchise, this went from mildly amusing to, "it's time to stop" pretty daggon quickly. The tipping point involves an ass-to-ass audible plan B teeth-biter after failing to fly his dick ship to the orbit of Heranus.

    Date: 09/15/19 Views: 33,946 Category: Anal

  • Completely Unacceptable

    Completely Unacceptable

    Date: 09/14/19 Views: 76,131 Category: Amateur

  • One-Night-Stand Surprise

    One-Night-Stand Surprise

    Turns out using your velvet buzzsaw as a communal carpet cleaner isn't offensive to everybody. Let this be definitive proof that testosterone still exists in the world.

    Date: 09/13/19 Views: 84,785 Category: WAT

  • There's No Erasing this off the Internet

    There's No Erasing this off the Internet

    One romantic moment after another breaks out in front of an unwilling audience. (see: ME) And if that second-to-last photo is any indication of a Saturday night in Albuquerque I may need to make a few adjustments to my Trivago itinerary ASAP

    Date: 09/12/19 Views: 86,036 Category: Drunk

  • Trying to Fuck the Pool Boy

    Trying to Fuck the Pool Boy

    Rachel Singer: 19 at the time of filming, Jewish, big on older man cock, bigger on Adidas sandals. That's 2 years worth of investigative journalism right there folks.

    Date: 09/12/19 Views: 112,728 Category: Slutty

  • "The Landlord's Daughter"

    "The Landlord's Daughter"

    Real? Fake? I don't even care man. As long as she s not being advertised as his 3rd cousin's drunk disabled babysitter with a learning disorder, it's fapperinos for me.

    Date: 09/11/19 Views: 77,320 Category: Amateur

  • Words Just Can't Describe This

    Words Just Can't Describe This

    First time squirters, prolapse-induced climaxes and bittersweet hategasms... today's vid has more variety than a fuckin Sizzler salad bar. Best comes last, so I recommend you see this one all the way through

    Date: 09/10/19 Views: 123,973 Category: Compilations



    I mean, blemishing a clean criminal record with multiple counts of exposing your barking walrus to complete strangers in public. The short answer? Yes. [original]

    Date: 09/09/19 Views: 123,483 Category: Hot

  • Beyond Virginity

    Beyond Virginity

    Compliments are a rarity around these parts, but I will say the college brat in picture #12 has the kind of coin slot that turns boyfriends into ex-husbands. However, something tells me it's seen it's fair share of Walmart denim.

    Date: 09/08/19 Views: 104,742 Category: Gallery

  • REAL: Doctor Violates 18-year-old

    REAL: Doctor Violates 18-year-old

    Date: 09/07/19 Views: 145,801 Category: Teen

  • Mom of the Year 2019

    Mom of the Year 2019

    This site clickbaits titles worse than CNN during an election cycle, so ignore their description. When this first hit the Internet a decade ago it was labeled as "MILF HOOKER" and judging by the gravity on those powdered milk bags, I believe it.

    Date: 09/06/19 Views: 99,156 Category: MILF

  • The Girl at Chipotle

    The Girl at Chipotle

    Burritos are burritos man, I don't discriminate. But when your bum crumbs are in the vicinity of my guacamole, you're walking on that thin line of reprehensible. Now put your underwear back on before my sour cream is on the house. #bet

    Date: 09/06/19 Views: 94,491 Category: Public

  • Sharking is Still a Thing?

    Sharking is Still a Thing?

    THROWBACKTHURSDAY: 30 seconds of pure unadulterated retro tits so symmetrically perfect, you'd think they were crafted by John Cena himself.

    Date: 09/05/19 Views: 110,209 Category: Impressive

  • Making an Example Out of Her

    Making an Example Out of Her

    Gianna Gem

    Date: 09/04/19 Views: 96,356 Category: Porn

  • The Internet NEVER Forgets

    The Internet NEVER Forgets

    Imagine documenting last nights Smirnoff-inspired gangbang and going viral in two completely different ways at the same time. #herpes #snapchat #effecient

    Date: 09/03/19 Views: 153,743 Category: Drunk

  • Total Nonstop Painal

    Total Nonstop Painal

    Well over an hour of the most abrasive beefy bazooka blowouts to ever have the luxury of being caught on film. Some people will be turned off to anal for life. Others will discover a new path to restraining orders. But all will be entertained.

    Date: 09/02/19 Views: 189,614 Category: Compilations

  • A New Level of Desperation

    A New Level of Desperation

    This is all but guaranteed to eradicate any story you may have been led to believe about how hard it is to bang an established pornstar. Don't be misled by this man's total lack of enthusiasm: Your hunt of commissioned snapper begins now.

    Date: 09/01/19 Views: 246,388 Category: Hot

  • Your Roommates are ASSHOLES!

    Your Roommates are ASSHOLES!

    Date: 08/31/19 Views: 169,701 Category: Amateur



    Public Lewdness: Some go for the shock factor of emptying their ass into a garbage can at Wendy's. Others do it to raise their Internet stock a few more points. Something tells me this girl is willing to sample both of these columns.

    Date: 08/30/19 Views: 112,086 Category: Public

  • I fapped to this 5 times

    I fapped to this 5 times

    This is essentially a hybrid of a Got Milk? PSA & a GWAR concert. Or... in more comprehensive terms: 1 part health conscious, 291 parts bat-shit aspergers. help.

    Date: 08/29/19 Views: 183,460 Category: Derp

  • Hello? R U ALIVE?

    Hello? R U ALIVE?

    Not since The Mannetard have I seen such an intense level of misogyny. (this month) Unfortunately there's no followup story to this adventure... but what it lacks in explanations, it makes up for in semi-orgasmic zombie-like moaning.

    Date: 08/28/19 Views: 158,810 Category: Rekt

  • I think your girlfriend is cheating...

    I think your girlfriend is cheating...

    Getting a piece on the side is pretty straight-forward: Swipe right a few times on Tinder and let the self-loathing begin. Unless you're a dumbass rookie that thinks the 25 upvotes on your Pornhub page are worth the label ultrous skankarous.

    Date: 08/27/19 Views: 129,393 Category: Slutty

  • Good Girls are Hard to Find

    Good Girls are Hard to Find

    Nothing says "friend with benefits" like turning your ex-girlfriend's shiny walrus into a social media clout grab. Let's just say... there won't be a marriage proposal.

    Date: 08/26/19 Views: 152,913 Category: Amateur

  • well... u tried...

    well... u tried...

    Don't get fooled by the i live in a double wide and listen to Limp Bizkit on cassette tape starter kit. This burnt out Becky is a total stranger to the world of punching starfishes. Our part of the Internet refers to this as false motherfuckin advertising.

    Date: 08/25/19 Views: 120,012 Category: Fail




    Date: 08/23/19 Views: 143,862 Category: LMAO

  • REAL: Most Fucked Up Thing I've EVER SEEN

    REAL: Most Fucked Up Thing I've EVER SEEN

    No clickbait, I'm DEAD SERIOUS. Scroll to the 3:00 min mark and pretend physics still exists. Then call Tom Savini and tell him his services are no longer required.

    Date: 08/22/19 Views: 166,152 Category: WTF

  • They Fucking Hate Us

    They Fucking Hate Us

    Certainly not the first time mother nature has had enough of our shit, but it is one of the more entertaining things I've seen. Like these compilations? originals HERE

    Date: 08/20/19 Views: 157,401 Category: Compilations

  • Shiver Me TINDERS

    Shiver Me TINDERS

    Girls that only put out for basketball player height and Baywatch-era David Hasslehoff chest hair: They're about as exciting as a Bernie Sanders erotic fan-fiction. But when the catfishing actually pays off, things like this happen...

    Date: 08/19/19 Views: 171,802 Category: Amateur

  • Wrong Girl, Wrong Hole

    Wrong Girl, Wrong Hole

    This is what happens when pressure to get attention social media goes too far. Friendships are exiled, Starfishes are puckered - all because some jackoff had to keep his hands busy between double fisting Natty Ice during a UFC payperview.

    Date: 08/18/19 Views: 201,885 Category: Anal