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  • That didn't hide her identity...

    That didn't hide her identity...

    Symptom #39 that you've graduated from tastless MILF meat, to fully fledged bum ranger: You find yourself with 15 minutes between PTA meetings, and instead of preparing for it, you roll the dice and smash sum butt hash instead.

    Date: 06/16/19 Views: 100,274 Category: Anal

  • The "WRONG HOLE" Compilation

    The "WRONG HOLE" Compilation

    Some of these clips are pretty old. Others aren't. But all are certain to increase blood pressure to your bearded war hammer in a timely fashion. I guarantee it.

    Date: 06/01/19 Views: 164,874 Category: Anal

  • I Ejaculated 13 Times

    I Ejaculated 13 Times

    Full Name: Gabbie Carter
    Current Age: 18-years-old
    Restraining Orders Filed:

    Date: 05/06/19 Views: 238,121 Category: Anal

  • Best. Buttsex. Ever.

    Best. Buttsex. Ever.

    HIM: ready 4 tha pain?
    HER: que?
    HIM: INCOMING!
    HER: HEUURGRFEEEEMMFFFFFFF

    Date: 03/18/19 Views: 201,867 Category: Anal

  • She Lasted 7 Seconds

    She Lasted 7 Seconds

    Not exactly building an impressive resume when 2 1/2 inches of Alabama's finest sends you running for the Neosporin. This might interfere with her 5-year plan.

    Date: 12/06/18 Views: 249,399 Category: Anal

  • Hooker INSTANTLY Regrets Anal

    Hooker INSTANTLY Regrets Anal

    aye, I'm thinking it might be best if you restrict all incoming traffic to the front of your body. Either that, or stop shopping for clientele at zoo entrances. Another few years of this and even a Jewish butcher won't be discounting that meat pile.

    Date: 11/29/18 Views: 223,296 Category: Anal

  • Rents Overdue

    Rents Overdue

    Turns out those 'female respondents only 'ads on Craigslist yield interesting results. Specifically in the "bobbing for Alabama crab apples" department.

    Date: 09/25/18 Views: 228,387 Category: Anal

  • Literally WIFE MATERIAL

    Literally WIFE MATERIAL

    Revenge of the Brown Sith

    Date: 09/05/18 Views: 237,231 Category: Anal

  • "I'm ready for ana...oh FUCKKKK!"

    "I'm ready for ana...oh FUCKKKK!"

    How to make ur $50 porn vid 100x better? Do a shot of her crinkled starfish before and after sinking the dirty submarine. That's what people really want to see. A sliding scale of damage that FEMA might have to be called in for.

    Date: 09/02/18 Views: 261,361 Category: Anal

  • Breaking Buttholes

    Breaking Buttholes

    Her 'i have a level 73 warlock in Everquest, and use an N64 rumble pack to masturbate with' look is on point. She's also in desperate need of a partner that knows how to dance the butthole boogaloo. Let's see how it goes...

    Date: 08/04/18 Views: 237,053 Category: Anal

  • How NOT to get your GF into Anal

    How NOT to get your GF into Anal

    Certainly not the first time this hypebeast has staged an attack on Anal Island, and clearly not the last. Feel free to experiment next time - maybe deposit a Twinkie beforehand? It's called The Moist Gremlin. I invented it.

    Date: 07/11/18 Views: 239,770 Category: Anal

  • Totally Worth $20 Dollars

    Totally Worth $20 Dollars

    They titled this as "friends", but I know affordable prostitution when I see it. Especially the taste like eggrolls & knows the diameter of their asshole type.

    Date: 06/05/18 Views: 305,437 Category: Anal

  • BF won't take "no" for an Answer

    BF won't take "no" for an Answer

    How do you say "Harvey Weinstein" in Russian?

    Date: 05/24/18 Views: 223,926 Category: Anal

  • CRIPPLED by Buttsex

    CRIPPLED by Buttsex

    Schizoid games a Tinder.com soft-6 with an afternoon of bumper cars and Red Lobster... only to slip a couple of Oxycontin in her Admiral's Feast. The end result? 100% unadulterated, unfiltered autism around the 9:30 mark.

    Date: 05/16/18 Views: 289,163 Category: Anal

  • TRUTH: Anorexic Girls are Tighter

    TRUTH: Anorexic Girls are Tighter

    Another incident where some introductory pornstar is left with a smoking O-ring because she failed to follow the #1 rule of dancing the B-hole Boogaloo: "Grease Keeps the Peace" member that, & you'll always be 'aight.

    Date: 03/11/18 Views: 320,425 Category: Anal

  • It DOES exist!

    It DOES exist!

    Don't let the above-average penis size and battle-tested anus fool you: Encyclopedia Britannica lied. The human female can squirt via buttsex.

    Date: 01/04/18 Views: 256,121 Category: Anal

  • Dunkin Donuts Employee of the Year

    Dunkin Donuts Employee of the Year

    Sorry hungry pedestrians living below the poverty line. Her sexual desires > your iced coolatta. Could someone please email me the news story when she gets caught pissing into the cappuccino machine? I'd appreciate it.

    Date: 12/11/17 Views: 223,040 Category: Anal

  • THROWBACK: Sodomy of Horse-Face Girl

    THROWBACK: Sodomy of Horse-Face Girl

    I said it once, I'll say it again: sweet fuckin Mr. Bean, not even a Vietnamese plastic surgeon could Ctrl+Alt+Del the Clydesdale from this face. Decent body though. I shall dub u " fugliest ho i'd still go down on ". Run with that.

    Date: 11/06/17 Views: 194,627 Category: Anal

  • Sent into Early Retirement

    Sent into Early Retirement

    Desperate for fame and isn't afraid of lying on her resume. If these aren't the quintessential ingredients to be Nacho Vidal's next penis ornament, I don't know what is. Now save up those Pesos and fly the U.S and A. kthx.

    Date: 09/29/17 Views: 347,925 Category: Anal

  • 73 Minutes of PAINAL

    73 Minutes of PAINAL

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY

    Date: 09/20/17 Views: 314,384 Category: Anal

  • CLASSIC: "Too thick, I QUIT!"

    CLASSIC: "Too thick, I QUIT!"

    Her body language alone made the P-to-B transaction less probable than Bob Barker headlining UFC 215. Best she sticks to stuff she's good at. Like shopping at Warby Parker & picketing Chipotle. 'straight to A' isnt her thing.

    Date: 09/08/17 Views: 1,849,855 Category: Anal

  • CockBLOCKED

    CockBLOCKED

    Most erections flat line after being denied so aggressively, maybe translate into a domestic violence case or 3. Not this guy. He refuses to take no for an answer, and the result is more physical therapy than physical attraction.

    Date: 08/09/17 Views: 218,317 Category: Anal

  • A Girl With Standards

    A Girl With Standards

    This is classic. She literally goes from chowing down her own buttmud like a malnourished Nigerian, to straight up protesting a facial. Apparently the Woodman School of Rectology isn't as diverse as originally thought, HAHA.

    Date: 07/28/17 Views: 346,347 Category: Anal

  • Wife Can't Escape!

    Wife Can't Escape!

    Russia: Some go for the stroganoff. Others go to stir up enough friction to earn a campfire badge. This guy does both. 1st he loads up on Leninade, then he hits that dirty squirrel like life depends on it. A role model, if u will.

    Date: 07/12/17 Views: 314,127 Category: Anal

  • "UR FUCKIN HURTING ME!"

    "UR FUCKIN HURTING ME!"

    This lady has a condition known as 'high maintenance'. It's what happens when dad stops loving you before you get into college, so you seek the refuge of alpha males that tenderize you like a $4.00 shank of London Broil.

    Date: 06/26/17 Views: 261,100 Category: Anal

  • Who Did it Better?

    Who Did it Better?

    Classic remake.

    Date: 06/08/17 Views: 172,004 Category: Anal

  • The New Face of Regret

    The New Face of Regret

    Much like the Fast and Furious franchise, this went from mildly amusing to, "it's time to stop" pretty damn quickly. Tipping point involves an ass to mouth audible plan B rejection after failing to fly the dick ship to Uranus.

    Date: 06/02/17 Views: 174,120 Category: Anal

  • Mom HATES it, Dad Doesn't (LMAO)

    Mom HATES it, Dad Doesn't (LMAO)

    Downside to MILFS having a mid-life crisis? Every time you try reliving her youth, the menopausal bitch fest comes roaring through. Then there's the other end of the spectrum: Mom's with foot-longs, but no time to use 'em.

    Date: 05/25/17 Views: 223,884 Category: Anal

  • Saying Goodbye to a Legend

    Saying Goodbye to a Legend

    Shame this girl doesn't make videos anymore. A damn crying shame. Never again will we see this level of excitement when it comes to colonizing the brown planet. Today's fap will be followed by a moment of silence. RIP.

    Date: 05/11/17 Views: 355,924 Category: Anal

  • Wrecking a Russian

    Wrecking a Russian

    Really dig the pre-buttfuck VLOG. That's what porn is missing: A personal connection to the girl that's going to be in diapers before her 29th b-day.

    Date: 05/04/17 Views: 195,038 Category: Anal