Anal Porn Videos

  • Just Push it In

    I don't know man, but if your dick looks like it should be on a poster for National Geographic: Ostrich Week... maybe you shouldn't be the alpha in this situation?

    Date: 03/29/23 Views: 193,293 Category: Anal

  • Almost Perfection

    Taps out after 40 seconds of anal and can't take a cumshot without coughing up this morning's corn pops? Afraid that puts u on my no-fap blacklist. Somewhere between Joe Rogans podcast & the final episode of The Golden Girls. #standards

    Date: 03/22/23 Views: 267,551 Category: Anal


    It looks like someone trying to parallel park a Baskin Robbins truck in New York City. Which is ironic cause squinting from this angle reveals some sort of inbred squidward ice cream bar. Think about that before tagging in your tube sock.

    Date: 03/14/23 Views: 209,897 Category: Anal

  • Yup, Wrong Hole

    "There is no wrong hole - United States Navy"
    - George Carlin

    Date: 03/09/23 Views: 187,809 Category: Anal

  • Already Broken at 18-years-old

    Much like the Fast and Furious movie franchise, this went from mildly amusing to, "it's time to stop" pretty daggon quickly. The tipping point involves an ass-to-ass audible plan B teeth-biter after failing to fly his dick ship to the orbit of Heranus.

    Date: 02/18/23 Views: 266,762 Category: Anal

  • "i destroy immigrant ass"

    The narration is def. bullshit trying to scam you. The prequel to a Manchurian Gas Mask that follows however, is real. So go ahead and consider this a bipartisan fap.

    Date: 01/28/23 Views: 172,576 Category: Anal

  • The Crowd Pleaser

    Brea Bennett for the uninformed. How can I describe her? Well, she was basically the Nikki Cox of early 2000's era porn, had the rectal capacity of a garbonzo bean and always DFA. Just another diamond that never got her proper time to shine.

    Date: 01/22/23 Views: 216,002 Category: Anal

  • She Can't Last 45 Seconds


    Date: 01/01/23 Views: 268,979 Category: Anal

  • ur asshole is broken

    Almost got her to perform the coveted 180ยบ eye roll maneuver halfway into this tutorial for making grammas old fashioned mashed potatoes (depression era). And for that, I and the CEO of Depends Undergarments for Adults thanks you.

    Date: 12/30/22 Views: 169,602 Category: Anal

  • "my fiance knows"

    Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure to inform you that:

    Date: 12/26/22 Views: 170,646 Category: Anal

  • The Destroyer of Ass II

    Another historical moment that turned Pierre Woodman into the Terminator we know him as today. These deteriorating VHS tapes really do belong in a museum.

    Date: 12/20/22 Views: 233,831 Category: Anal

  • Wife of the Year?

    Barely 120lbs covered in chicken grease, has the anal cavity stronger than Cyber Truck glass and doesn't believe in safe words, all while being serenade by the smooth stylings of Rammstein. I can't... I can't imagine a more beautiful thing.

    Date: 11/26/22 Views: 339,986 Category: Anal

  • Punishing a Cheater

    Yeah okay buddy. This part time slam pig is about as much a cheater as I am an advocate for veganism. (hint: there's only 1 green in my house and it says Fruit of the Loom on it) Now call mom and let her know I finally recognized your work.

    Date: 11/22/22 Views: 174,256 Category: Anal

  • Borderlining ||

    Just a tip: When the butthole is tight enough to take your blood pressure, a little pregame ritual might be wise. She's Bella Gray and anorexic gerbils probably produce more waste volume than she does with that trash compactor of a b-hole.

    Date: 11/14/22 Views: 266,906 Category: Anal


    I respect the "never say die" attitude, but maybe exceptions should be made when you're swinging around enough raw meat to piss Gordon Ramsay off.

    Date: 10/27/22 Views: 187,583 Category: Anal

  • Girlfriend of the Week

    Dressed like a common house pet and her asshole looks like it graduated from a 3-month course in sign language judging by those contractions after the 9:00 mark. Go ahead & tell me again why you aren't buying dating girls from Moscow.

    Date: 10/04/22 Views: 320,290 Category: Anal


    An understandable request... until you hit the 2:50 mark and realize something has gone terribly wrong. I'd be a little less concerned about cornholing, and more worried about whatever safari animal got ahold of that thing before her.

    Date: 09/30/22 Views: 268,765 Category: Anal

  • Best. Anal. Devirginizing. EVER.

    Pretty fkin amazing proportions to be honest. Any man would willingly gorge the frappuccinos out of her symmetrical shitbasket just to say they were in the same room as her tits. You can go ahead and consider your penis retired my good man.

    Date: 09/22/22 Views: 304,032 Category: Anal

  • "stop fucking crying"

    South of the border girl is a solid 7/10, and is just trying to keep the electricity on. Which means she has to become an all-inclusive pin cushion for the cinnamon twist fuck chicken brothers to meet their 14 hour/day Chaturbate quota. #sad

    Date: 09/17/22 Views: 276,748 Category: Anal

  • It Doesn't Get Better

    A question for the gentleman who choose this method as an introduction to anal for their significant other: What exactly is your pregame vetting process? Seems to me locking her into the floor keeps you in the soft serve blast zone at all times.

    Date: 08/20/22 Views: 244,405 Category: Anal

  • Anal Was the Only Option


    Date: 08/09/22 Views: 355,686 Category: Anal

  • "your gonna break my butthole!"

    My gut tells me soon after this video finished, her status as "loyal girlfriend" was about as believable as the Fast & Furious franchise stopping after the 47th movie.

    Date: 07/30/22 Views: 185,541 Category: Anal

  • No Tolerance? No Mercy

    Getting your ass pounded before you can fully open your eyes on a Tuesday morning. Not even sure if we're we watching porn or my retirement portfolio?

    Date: 07/03/22 Views: 225,471 Category: Anal

  • The New Face of Regret

    If farm-faced white women monetizing their anal virginity is any indicator of a recession, I'd say we're right at the tip of an iceberg that will make the dotcom bubble look like like a joke. Expect a lot more of this until Jim Cramer capitulates.

    Date: 05/24/22 Views: 259,133 Category: Anal

  • Won't Fit, WON'T QUIT

    Only time I've seen self-harming determination this strong was in the /terraluna subreddit. And much like her ability to hold in a solid shit, I think it's time to pack it up and admit defeat boys. disclaimer: This is not financial advice [you retard].

    Date: 05/14/22 Views: 227,618 Category: Anal

  • Making it Worse at 19

    Step 1: Sign a Reparations for Native Americans bill
    Step 2: Make this video the announcement for it
    Step 3: Profit$$

    Date: 03/25/22 Views: 203,061 Category: Anal


    My mom has been making the same face at the gas pump for the past 2 weeks.

    Date: 03/19/22 Views: 235,656 Category: Anal

  • First Buttsex, Big Regrets

    Like my reaction after hearing Oprah Winfrey wants to run for president in 2024, you can literally see fear in her eyes. Emphasis on the :24 sec mark with the introduction of a move I can only refer to as The Turkish Can Opener.

    Date: 03/03/22 Views: 181,008 Category: Anal

  • The Perfect Fit

    This is called Taking a Swedish Bike Ride. It happens when those dudes with above-average girth fail lubrication preparation. So they pump harder... til a breaking point hits. Somewhere between the 3rd & 4th second degree burn.

    Date: 02/13/22 Views: 253,331 Category: Anal


    This condition is known as 'high maintenance'. It happens when dad stops loving you before ur 1st year of college, so you seek the refuge of sigma males that don't know the difference between ur sphincter and a Rocky Balboa training montage.

    Date: 01/11/22 Views: 256,550 Category: Anal