Found this gem in comments: "He has basketball shorts on with no underwear and I am so distracted by his big fat monster dick print that I am on the ground from a hard punch before I know it and he is taking my phone and running away"
ngl: This video isn't exceptional. Except for the time between 5:07-6:30 when it looks like every bad life decision and this morning's Jimmy Dean breakfast bowl came back to haunt her at the same time. She spazzes, he nuts, you bookmark.
Leave it to the peanut gallery to find out her name in. [verlonis] is her moniker, where she proudly displays winning, cashing in and spending the genetic lottery.
Yeah she's 18... days into her 37th fuckin birthday. Don't let fortunate lighting and meticulous camera angels fool you: Target sales are her biggest sexual attraction.
Body looks like a desk in Chicago classroom, but the face is still thriving. If she can continue keeping the needlework below the neckline, she'll be able to claim she's 18 years old for another two decades. And that's called investing in your future.
Apparently The Queen of Dragons has discovered a new way to supplement her income after the 8th season. I'm eagerly looking forward to the spinoff episodes.
Great ass. Clear skin. But what really activated my pinto beans is the length she goes for a couple thousand views and 1 comment from p00njabiw4rrior82x. Take notes ladies: It's this work ethic that makes you go from "girlfriend" to "girlwife".
Of all the unexpected fluids you can get blasted with in the backseat of a mid-range economy car, it's really not all that bad. People with friends that frequent the Dairy Queen drive-thru on a weekly basis know what I'm talking about.
It's pretty impressive when a girl finds a way to monetize being bent over by Skeletor. But the $19 donated by i_lost_my_virginity_to_an_applebees_menu could probably have gone to a better cause. Dave Ramsey will hear about this.
LIFE LESSON #193: When entering a partnership, make sure there are contractual agreements to both disbursement of payments and amount of work from both parties. Otherwise you'll be splitting rent money with Becky & her dry mud flaps.
Cute face. Nice body. It's the Harry and the Henderson's pit job where u lose me and/or my boner. To each their own, but I personally prefer my sexual fantasies to have as little to do with Discovery Channel's: Man vs. Tribe as possible.
The only thing more concerning than the Party City cake decorations is the way this screwball is talking during this entire thing. Is homie narrating his own adventure or? Now that I think about it, this behavior has always been habitual.
What do we have here? Legit swing orgy content with real rookies? Gotta say I'm kinda shocked. Both at it's authenticity and knowing the flowbee is alive and well.
That's definitely the couple from [CAMTASTROPHES 11] Funnily enough you can hear her babble on about protesting facial injustices at the 3:52 mark, and in this vid we can see why. Cletus' family farm clearly specializes in growing asparagus.
Honestly, I first thought the dude on set was Vitaly and we were finally about to get his moment of redemption. That was immediately followed by severe disappointment by the lack of Hagrid being tagged in for the crusty walrus.
Apartment looks to be about 250 sqft. In New York City that's probably gonna run you $4,000 a month without utilities. The aggression is honestly understandable.
James Deen commenting under this video is what really drives it home. It's like this dude has internal radar for undiscovered eastern European stink wrinkle.
Harmony Wonder takes her satchel of uncured meat on the kind of adventure Netflix is probably going to launch a 10 episode series about in the near future.
Some say it's a moment in history akin to the wild west, and boy did every liberal arts student under 200lbs take full advantage of it. You might get the smell of Drakkar Noir and Natty Ice out of those walls, but... the stories. Those are forever.
Dude's firing all kinds of sour cream like he's emptying a Chipotle gift card. But the target? If the original title is true, then history suggests her post-nut waddle to the toilet will be turned into some sort of TikTok dance over the next 3-7 days.
