Eyes like Steve Buscemi, squirts like a fire hydrant and looks like the all-Klonopin diet is holding on for dear life. In other words; You will never be this erect again.
Pretty face. Clean skin. But what really activated my garbanzo bean is the length she's willing to go for the $20 bill in BuTTsniFFer69x's wallet. Take notes ladies: It's this kind of work ethic that makes you go from girl-friend to girl-wife instantly.
They're always cut out of the same template like some sort of conveyor belt of mediocrity. But she has nipple direction like Steve Buscemi has 20/80 vision & Im here for the explanation. Somebody ping Bill Nye, I wish to ejaculate scientifically.
That's assuming he coughed up the pesos to commission this couch surfer for 37 minutes. Most of the time these non-herpes having types don't tend to give up the goods for small talk and a Netflix movie. Trust me, I've been to south Florida.
Face reveals take a backseat when you're built like this. It's like Thanksgiving dinner. Once the meat hits the table, zero fucks are given about all those sides.
I've actually seen [this girl] before, but never getting ragdolled like Jeff Bezo's disposable income. Maybe when she's done finding herself, she can sign up for a safer hobby. Like glassblowing. Or teaching mountain lions yoga, for example.
The average threesome flatline before u can get the word out ur mouth. But not today. Side note: Anyone know if she has other vids? Specifically ones without Borat's cousin whose idea of teh sexy time is a penis softer than a bowl of yogurt?
Prostitution is a pretty straight-forward process. Browse Craigslist Gigs-Labor section and let the restraining orders fly. Unless you're a naive rookie that charges less than KFC's 10-piece Family Feast. Then, it gets a little awkward...
Found this gem in comments: "He has basketball shorts on with no underwear and I am so distracted by his big fat monster dick print that I am on the ground from a hard punch before I know it and he is taking my phone and running away"
ngl: This video isn't exceptional. Except for the time between 5:07-6:30 when it looks like every bad life decision and this morning's Jimmy Dean breakfast bowl came back to haunt her at the same time. She spazzes, he nuts, you bookmark.
Leave it to the peanut gallery to find out her name in. [verlonis] is her moniker, where she proudly displays winning, cashing in and spending the genetic lottery.
Yeah she's 18... days into her 37th fuckin birthday. Don't let fortunate lighting and meticulous camera angels fool you: Target sales are her biggest sexual attraction.
Body looks like a desk in Chicago classroom, but the face is still thriving. If she can continue keeping the needlework below the neckline, she'll be able to claim she's 18 years old for another two decades. And that's called investing in your future.
Apparently The Queen of Dragons has discovered a new way to supplement her income after the 8th season. I'm eagerly looking forward to the spinoff episodes.
Great ass. Clear skin. But what really activated my pinto beans is the length she goes for a couple thousand views and 1 comment from p00njabiw4rrior82x. Take notes ladies: It's this work ethic that makes you go from "girlfriend" to "girlwife".
Of all the unexpected fluids you can get blasted with in the backseat of a mid-range economy car, it's really not all that bad. People with friends that frequent the Dairy Queen drive-thru on a weekly basis know what I'm talking about.
It's pretty impressive when a girl finds a way to monetize being bent over by Skeletor. But the $19 donated by i_lost_my_virginity_to_an_applebees_menu could probably have gone to a better cause. Dave Ramsey will hear about this.
LIFE LESSON #193: When entering a partnership, make sure there are contractual agreements to both disbursement of payments and amount of work from both parties. Otherwise you'll be splitting rent money with Becky & her dry mud flaps.
Cute face. Nice body. It's the Harry and the Henderson's pit job where u lose me and/or my boner. To each their own, but I personally prefer my sexual fantasies to have as little to do with Discovery Channel's: Man vs. Tribe as possible.
The only thing more concerning than the Party City cake decorations is the way this screwball is talking during this entire thing. Is homie narrating his own adventure or? Now that I think about it, this behavior has always been habitual.
