All I ask is that you watch the entire thing and promise to never replicate any of it. Especially that indoor power washing in the last video. One wrong push and you run the risk of turning the thunderstorm into a full blown shit show. #imserious
uhh, of all the ways to catch a venereal disease in the southern hemisphere, this would have been at least 3rd on my list. Right behind spelling my name with a Q on Tinder, and fucking anything with the words "Manager's Special" written on it.
The complete lack of bass-boosted XM radio and used hypodermic needles tells me this didn't happen in New Jersey. In other words; She probably gonna be aight.
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Maybe you've already seen this? Seems to have spread across the Internet faster than gonorrhea during Burning Man weekend. It's part of the "doitforstate" challenge aka the only reason to pay for college. More public shame[ing] HERE.
Looks like the kind of video set up by a guy one anime character re-voicing away from a total nervous breakdown. Lesson learned I guess? Never trust the AirBNB advertisement with the words "my mom only works nightshift" in the fine print.
If this is peak modern day problem solving, I'm just a tad bit concerned about the future. As well as the atrocious deflation of value from corporate dollar menus.
The title there wasn't lying. At one point it sounded like somebody was beating the leg of a coffee table with a moist beach towel. The definition of "worth it".
It'll never meet the legendary aura of [bad times at the bachelorette party] because... well, nothing will. But comparing is the thief of joy, and we shouldn't let $27 worth of content think tanking go to total waste here. She gets my vote.
While you're doom scrolling through your 407th video of brainrotted TikTok leftovers, she's out here doing something productive. You two are not the same.
Apparently there's a whole lore behind [her]. See comment: "I knew I recognized her (not from Denny's lol) Her twitter page is mostly sucking and fucking huge black cock. On beds, balconies, in cars. And that was just the beginning of 2023."
Actually playing the muh stepsister card in a completely public setting, while simultaneously having complete strangers make cameos in your newest Pornhub footprint may not sound like an accomplishment to u. And that's because... it isn't.
Imagine waking up to a voicemail of your significant other turning her oral cavity into a Maytag on the rinse cycle. It's behavior like this that leads to senseless violence and polluting the top played Spotify charts with shit like Sexxy Red.
Well the video is pixelated just enough to make you think this is one of those rare authentic moments, forever immortalized in 240p. Maybe it is. Maybe it isn't. Does the BOGO pack of Dick's roller blade skate socks ur using as cum rag really care?
A lottta girls do a lotta desperate ass shit to keep their social media accounts popular... but risking the corona just just to keep buttsludge69 amused? That's a level of hoe-cope I hope to never meet outside of a Papa Johns bathroom stall.
Yet another societal derelict proving anything and everything you come across on social media is about as real as Tyson vs. Paul. Moment of silence for the tier-3's.
Not the caliber of female I expect to see getting spitroasted in dimly lit 140p. Still, I got $7.00 that says she uses dipshit phrases like "fr" and "no cap" and "i'll kill you if I find you hiding in the backseat of my Toyota Prius again, mother fucker"
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ah, the old "nudist woman gives me her pussy on a public beach!" trick. A classic move, but one that needs more practice if it's going to give Limpin Larry enough motivation to erect the other half of his penis for her. #cialis bud. Look into it.
Sorry, but I'm not about to believe headlines from a website that unironically posts the full version of Lady of The Rings. The Tolkien disrespect is heinous.
Ya gotta respect the duo at the end willing to show their face. Because even attempting to hide their identity would be crossing the line, whereas doing "the Nutty Richard" behind a Rite Aid dumpster is considered acceptable behavior?
The Sasha Grey tag under this video made me think we were about to uncover something never seen before. Instead I was greeted with the kind of silicone tit job you can only get from a New Jersey deli butcher, and her merely spectating.
The true downside of marrying prostitutes from russiabride.com? Every wiener in a three-mile radius is using your 9-5 to unload some nut sac gazpacho on your significant other And don't even get me started on the ridiculous storage fees.
