Slutty Porn Videos

  • "I lost my girlfriend to a trap house"

    The (actual) original post was by a homie that claimed he was going to "try cuckolding" but things quickly turned into an all out free-for-all the moment her Lululemon's hit the floorboards. A moment of silence for Brad's ex-relationship.

    Date: 11/07/23 Views: 213,803 Category: Slutty

  • Teacher Actually Films Inside Classroom

    Actual teacher, or another deranged clout chaser trying to get "kAnTeNT" for their OnlyFans? It doesn't matter. What's more important is the janitor having to scrub last night's mayonnaise tadpoles out of the carpet. You fuckin monsters.

    Date: 11/01/23 Views: 166,784 Category: Slutty

  • No Shame, No Control

    If I remember correctly this girl was a 1 and done. Which is unfortunate, because she had the face/rectal tolerance of a star that could've lasted the entire 2.5 year lifespan the average girl in this scene pulls before spiraling into an eating disorder.

    Date: 09/20/23 Views: 162,228 Category: Slutty

  • Come Get Your Wife

    You would think one day in the future a video of your significant other being railroaded in the shallow end of a pool human sized petri dish would return to haunt you. And if u do, u'd be right. She'll never show her face in Walmart again.

    Date: 08/29/23 Views: 161,338 Category: Slutty

  • Once in A Lifetime? (maybe)

    One of those rare moments where I can overlook the Pepboys bolt-on milk sacs because the performance is legendary. More strawberryshan deprivation HERE

    Date: 07/24/23 Views: 278,758 Category: Slutty

  • Mom's Extraordinary Threesome

    Kinda wondering why this specimen chose not to continue her journey into the world of reckless colon cleanses. Those facial expressions at 5:35 are just iconic.

    Date: 07/17/23 Views: 212,955 Category: Slutty

  • I'm Never Using Tinder Again

    If "i need to find myself before settling down" was a person, this would be her.

    Date: 07/05/23 Views: 284,327 Category: Slutty

  • Take a Number

    First dude was def. trying to sneak one past the goalie. An apparent breaking point for a woman that considers spitroasting one of the 5 major food groups.

    Date: 05/20/23 Views: 202,223 Category: Slutty

  • Someone Come Get Their Daughter

    3:03 mark for the girl in the thumbnail. Pretty adventurous, but nothing compared to that opening couple going full Barnum and fucking Bailey in the lumber section. Dad's two-story outhouse build is just gonna have to wait.

    Date: 02/26/23 Views: 210,312 Category: Slutty

  • Best Tinder Date Ever?

    Bareback swapping with the bros, and not a single incoherent "fr fr" or "no cap" mumbled out of her mouth during the entire vid. That's a win by 2023 standard.

    Date: 02/09/23 Views: 204,867 Category: Slutty

  • "i fuck my friend's dads"

    Desperate college girls and 40-year-olds with TikTok accounts; It's a combination second only to Diet Dr. Shasta and Trader Joe's patio chips. (trust me). In other words: It's a safe bet that everybody was harmed during the making of this video.

    Date: 01/06/23 Views: 170,445 Category: Slutty

  • This is Someones Daughter

    Props to the guy piping this one down. I haven't seen a 78lb girl this interesting since the time I was caught defecating in a Starbucks drive thru in protest to my blonde roast getting served hot. I specifically said ICED, Becky-lynn. More HERE.

    Date: 12/27/22 Views: 263,767 Category: Slutty

  • If this is fucking real... then WOW

    Normally this kind of attempt at public depravity would be immediately thrown into the compost pile for wasting our time. But I'm told this lunatic is legit, and has a history of freebasing randoms along her journey. Big rofl @ the 1:33 mark.

    Date: 12/13/22 Views: 182,247 Category: Slutty

  • White Girl, Wrong Neighborhood

    Not the caliber of female I expect to see getting spitroasted in dimly lit 140p. Still, I got $7.00 that says she uses dipshit phrases like "fr" and "no cap" and "i'll kill you if I find you hiding in the backseat of my Toyota Prius again, mother fucker"

    Date: 12/09/22 Views: 230,929 Category: Slutty

  • "here's your tip"

    Protip for my ever-evolving female viewer base: If you ever find yourself in this situation, make sure you order the blooming onion first. Outback servers tend to frown upon this kind of behavior out of the gate. Don't ask me how I know.

    Date: 11/28/22 Views: 147,496 Category: Slutty

  • Pornstars vs. Strangers - REAL?

    Considering one the participants is none other than Riley "anything is a dildo if you try hard enough" Reid I can go either way on the authenticity of this. Mainly cuz it's not the worst way to get the gift of Herpes next to a bag of Hot Cheetos.

    Date: 11/23/22 Views: 189,207 Category: Slutty

  • Mission = Accomplished

    TikTok Porn: These zero effort chicks are about as exciting as an audio book of Alex Jones customizing a footlong at Subway. But throw in a few paywall'd parasocial relationships and suddenly they become a legends in the making.

    Date: 10/30/22 Views: 196,051 Category: Slutty

  • She Swears this 100% Real

    Unfortunately I can't confirm it's authenticity. But it wouldn't be the first time someone filmed their significant other giving the ole dunkachino to a minimum wage stranger, and if 2022 has taught me anything - it will not be the last.

    Date: 10/18/22 Views: 190,391 Category: Slutty

  • SORRY, 1 ISN'T ENOUGH

    Finally, a girl that understands the benefits of community service.

    Date: 10/14/22 Views: 214,762 Category: Slutty

  • Coworkers Run a Train, Leak Video

    Flattery was never my strong point... and it still isn't. Fuckin room looks like it smells worse than wet Newports, and she's chowing down like it's grandma's old fashion applesauce recipe. Your fellow Walmartians will be hearing about this.

    Date: 10/07/22 Views: 204,467 Category: Slutty

  • Literally Fucking Strangers

    Dakota James. This may or may not have been a real experience in New Jersey.

    Date: 09/20/22 Views: 250,192 Category: Slutty

  • You'll Never See anything Like this Again

    There's no shortage of people that consider teaching their penis the macarena a societal norm. Probably not for beginners. Chances are you'll misjudge one 360 no-scope & catch a local in the crossfire. Also known as "The Ben Roethlisberger"

    Date: 09/12/22 Views: 191,583 Category: Slutty

  • So Shameless, He Had to Film it

    I suspect White Claws and casual Friday were willing participants in this video.

    Date: 08/22/22 Views: 249,683 Category: Slutty

  • Well... now you're going to jail

    If that isn't the look of a girl that's admitted to losing her virginity to a mailbox, I don't know what is. Now get your ass back to changing room #3 and clean up. Not even China Buffet exposes their customers to substances this retched.

    Date: 08/07/22 Views: 199,573 Category: Slutty

  • Daughters of America

    This is standard im having a quarterlife crisis so I'm gonna filter the shit out of my face and make a TikTok account syndrome. Fortunately for us, the Internet gives the gift of social media to bridge the eventual gap into Walmart parking lot porn.

    Date: 07/30/22 Views: 274,770 Category: Slutty

  • Limits? What are Limits?

    If it bleeds, we can kill it: Arnold Schwarzenegger, 1987
    If it goes this deep and lives, you can marry it : Me, 2022

    Date: 07/22/22 Views: 163,128 Category: Slutty

  • Simply Reprehensible

    7 (read: seven, as in the number of times I've been kicked out of Burger King for "unnecessary use of a urinal") acts of public lewdness not even I suggest copying, especially that last one. Let's just say: Raging Waters will never be the same again.

    Date: 07/21/22 Views: 233,788 Category: Slutty

  • Only in New Jersey

    I can't prove this was filmed in the heart of America's septic tank. But if it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and whores itself out to 17 live Instagram viewers it probably originated from The Garden State. A little wisdom from Grampa Efukt.

    Date: 06/26/22 Views: 162,330 Category: Slutty

  • "i did not consent"

    Another one of those "imagine if the roles were reversed!" moments that twists incel wieners into a ballpark pretzel on Reddit. Sponsored by Lululemon Athletics.

    Date: 02/21/22 Views: 235,028 Category: Slutty

  • Trashing The Rental

    I can't imagine how many security deposits had to be forfeited before she learned not to film these things. I respect the adrenaline rush, but the only road this behavior leads to is paved with Plan B and a whole lot of fucking apologies.

    Date: 01/14/22 Views: 158,324 Category: Slutty