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  • well... that's a new one

    well... that's a new one

    It's one thing to assume the position in public places. It's another to require an audience of full-bladder'd bar bros in the mother fucking men's bathroom just to keep your addiction going. Now somebody invite her to a women's march, STAT.

    Date: 02/03/20 Views: 206,093 Category: Slutty

  • Tinder Date DGAF

    Tinder Date DGAF

    Right-swipe of the year takes a stroll down buttblast boulevard in an attempt to expand her reach on social media. Little weak TBH. I've seen assholes getting stretched wider than that in the comments under any given Logan Paul video.

    Date: 01/31/20 Views: 218,663 Category: Slutty

  • Is that a Wedding Ring?

    Is that a Wedding Ring?

    Probably just reached drinking age and is already setting the bar too high for the other Insta-THOTS to jump over. I don't know if I should be disgusted, or slide in those DM's and ask for group discounts. According to this footage, they do exist.

    Date: 01/09/20 Views: 207,159 Category: Slutty

  • The Real Face of Jealousy

    The Real Face of Jealousy

    Maybe "jealous" is the wrong word... as it would imply she gives half a shit about her public image. Trust me when I say she doesn't. I've been inside a Las Vegas White Castle at 2:00AM. I know what antipathy and diseased meat looks like.

    Date: 11/28/19 Views: 223,205 Category: Slutty

  • How to get Herpes at Burning Man

    How to get Herpes at Burning Man

    She's drunk, high and/or from southern New Jersey. All of which appropriately explain why she's using her asshole as a greeting card. I have a strong feeling this day ended with at least one health insurance deductible being reached.

    Date: 11/02/19 Views: 186,867 Category: Slutty

  • Trying to Fuck the Pool Boy

    Trying to Fuck the Pool Boy

    Rachel Singer: 19 at the time of filming, Jewish, big on older man cock, bigger on Adidas sandals. That's 2 years worth of investigative journalism right there folks.

    Date: 09/11/19 Views: 200,809 Category: Slutty

  • Signs Your Girlfriend is Cheating on You

    Signs Your Girlfriend is Cheating on You

    Getting a piece on the side is pretty straight-forward: Swipe right a few times on Tinder and let the self-loathing begin. Unless you're a dumbass rookie that thinks the 25 upvotes on your Pornhub page are worth the label ultrous skankarous.

    Date: 08/31/19 Views: 168,646 Category: Slutty

  • Absolutely Reprehensible

    Absolutely Reprehensible

    7 (read: seven, as in the number of times I've been kicked out of Burger King for "unnecessary use of a urinal") acts of public lewdness not even I suggest copying, especially that last one. Let's just say: Raging Waters will never be the same again.

    Date: 08/02/19 Views: 248,733 Category: Slutty

  • SO BEAUTIFUL, SO BRAVE

    SO BEAUTIFUL, SO BRAVE

    no more clout drought

    Date: 07/18/19 Views: 187,963 Category: Slutty

  • well... didn't expect THAT

    well... didn't expect THAT

    Most erections won't make it past that hobgoblin in the second video, but trust me - it gets better. Not season 4 into season 5 Game of Thrones better. More like final episode "thank fuck this is over, I need to shower this stink off me" better.

    Date: 05/20/19 Views: 351,279 Category: Slutty

  • Unexpected Threesome

    Unexpected Threesome

    Maybe you've already seen this? Seems to have spread across the Internet net faster than gonorrhea during Burning Man weekend. It's part of the "doitforstate" challenge aka the only reason to pay for college. More public debauchery HERE

    Date: 04/30/19 Views: 271,781 Category: Slutty

  • Real Cheating Wives Compilation

    Real Cheating Wives Compilation

    A Cardi B cocktail, Walmart toilet seats and discounted Rice-a-Roni at a swap meat: All things I'd commit to before slapping a ring on the talons of one of these harpies. Pay attention boys: One day it might be half of YOUR Amiibo collection.

    Date: 04/15/19 Views: 251,082 Category: Slutty

  • 5 Stellar Acts of Public Indecency

    5 Stellar Acts of Public Indecency

    girl #4 tho...

    Date: 01/25/19 Views: 305,177 Category: Slutty

  • The Real Face of Regret

    The Real Face of Regret

    Behold, the full version of this edit

    Date: 01/19/19 Views: 251,055 Category: Slutty

  • Meanwhile, at the Marriot Hotel...

    Meanwhile, at the Marriot Hotel...

    Never underestimate the benefits of a 3-star YELP hotel that recycles toilet paper. You may leave with a more diseased crotch than all 97-years of Madonna's world tours combined... but the stories you'll be able to tell will be legendary. #facts

    Date: 12/28/18 Views: 259,665 Category: Slutty

  • Fearless Teen Mom

    Fearless Teen Mom

    I'm all for refusing to spend the extra $7.00 on a 3 pack of Magnums, but for real: if she doesn't start scouting better company eventually she'll end up on Maury Povich... and then it's "MISSION FAILED" a la Metal Gear Solid.

    Date: 08/11/18 Views: 270,412 Category: Slutty

  • Stranger Grabbed by the Pussy

    Stranger Grabbed by the Pussy

    Not since the days of blindly acquiring porn ala 5600 baud Limewire have I come across a female with such seminal fortitude. She's got standards brah. Know who doesn't have standards? THIS WIND TUNNEL. #sendhelp

    Date: 02/12/18 Views: 220,227 Category: Slutty

  • Repair Man Has No Idea

    Repair Man Has No Idea

    Degenerate hoebag works feverishly to get sexually assaulted by a guy with more V's in his name than a Russian dictionary... and doesn't come close to succeeding. Enjoy your 0-star YELP review Victor Vahdeem Vyachvyeslahv!

    Date: 01/28/18 Views: 247,145 Category: Slutty

  • Paralyzed by His Erection

    Paralyzed by His Erection

    HIM: Dressed like a level 65 COD Lieutenant
    HER: Dressed like Corey Feldman during an audition
    Some love stories just aren't written with happy endings.

    Date: 01/19/18 Views: 222,396 Category: Slutty

  • 15 Minutes into Coachella

    15 Minutes into Coachella

    Overt drug use, public squabblenecking, 60FPS cameras... this video is more well-rounded than the list of STDS on her Tinder profile. No kicker, but wat it lacks in surprises... it makes up for in the worst dirty talk you'll hear ever.

    Date: 07/05/17 Views: 328,859 Category: Slutty

  • 19 Guys in ONE Day?

    19 Guys in ONE Day?

    Only 2 people should never be caught doing the forbidden fox trot: Lindsay Lohan in her 'i'll snort Clorox' phase, and this girl. She's 19, anti-semen and dumber than a mailbox on Sunday. In other words: she was BORN for Efukt.

    Date: 06/30/17 Views: 616,918 Category: Slutty

  • TBT: She PREFERS ass-to-mouth?

    TBT: She PREFERS ass-to-mouth?

    There's only two people willing to both sexually assault a comedy legend and chow down on their own dutch oven fumes. And they're both this girl.

    Date: 06/15/17 Views: 210,731 Category: Slutty

  • Life of the Party

    Life of the Party

    Okay I lied. Shes neither popular, nor is this a party. Shes Josefina, master of attention whoring & STD aficionado. Moral of the story: Test first, Lick later.

    Date: 06/07/17 Views: 184,261 Category: Slutty

  • "I can take 10 guys at once"

    "I can take 10 guys at once"

    Ya just got done telling the world your crotch sees more activity than the YMCA... is it really a time for giggles? Sit in a tub of peroxide & think it over.

    Date: 05/22/17 Views: 213,290 Category: Slutty

  • Attention Whore of the Year

    Attention Whore of the Year

    I like how social media has rapidly evolved from cat memes, into a cut throat industry of who can get Chlamydia fastest. 10/10, would vaccinate.

    Date: 05/05/17 Views: 215,700 Category: Slutty

  • 3 Guys, 1 Gram (LOL)

    3 Guys, 1 Gram (LOL)

    Statistically speaking, this is the least likely way to acquire an STD on public transportation. Trust me, I've seen 3 episodes of House M.D.

    Date: 04/13/17 Views: 231,015 Category: Slutty

  • YouTuber's Sex Tape Leaks Early

    YouTuber's Sex Tape Leaks Early

    For a moment, I was starting to lose faith in a fat ass white girl's ability to control the male population. Then I was introduced to a pair of hips with the kind of width Boeing has failed to produce in 100 years. story here

    Date: 04/01/17 Views: 311,703 Category: Slutty

  • BAD BEST FRIEND

    BAD BEST FRIEND

    This bitch is the Nelson Mandela of hooking up, but her BFF ain't having it. I thought I was a charitable dude after donating 2 1/2 bags of Hot Cheetos to my local soup kitchen. Thats diddly fuckin dick compared to this.

    Date: 03/15/17 Views: 213,573 Category: Slutty

  • REAL? Housewife Seduces Repairman

    REAL? Housewife Seduces Repairman

    The real downside of marrying prostitutes from russiabride.com? Every wiener in a three-mile radius is using your 9-5 to unload some nut sac gazpacho on your significant other And don't even get me started on the ridiculous storage fees.

    Date: 01/05/17 Views: 324,171 Category: Slutty

  • REAL: 5 Strangers in 1 Day

    REAL: 5 Strangers in 1 Day

    Deprived girl volunteers her noodle bowl on Craigslist to anyone w/ legs, free of charge. But instead of spacing out the locally unemployed, she hits one after another w/o as much as a Summer's Eve bath in between. #RIP

    Date: 12/15/16 Views: 239,219 Category: Slutty