If facial expressions tell a story, I'd say this hog hopper just blasted through the entire Lord of The Rings trilogy and got halfway into the spinoffs in less time than it takes to shit myself after Panda Express egg rolls. (also known as: warp speed)
Symptom #27 that you just graduated from tasteless MILF meat, to full fledged community service: You find yourself with 15 minutes between PTA meetings and instead of preparing for it, you roll the dice and smash sum butt hash instead.
Not even 3 minutes worth of video and I'm already left questioning the future human beings have on this planet. Remember: This is all pre-pandemic. #dead
Wrong file selected on Facebook's upload page while 5 Mimosas into a Thursday afternoon, or not giving a fuck? Someone's Livejournal is gonna hear about this.
The first 15+ mins of yappin is more enjoyable than whatever she's attempting to do afterward. Even a spirited romp through that gangstalking subreddit can't produce this kind of entertainment. Come for the dialogue, stay for the hepatitis.
I mean... at this point you might as well spring for the $100 refurbished Fleshlight. Or at the very least, MacGyver one at Walmart. The post-nut clarity will be easier.
I have absolutely no way to prove that title... but it could be legit. This wouldn't be the 1st time a man agreed to sample some salami in exchange for living rent free.
Another one of those "big if true" moments. Which means the overlayed caption is fake, she's nobodies mom and the only loser... is Cody Rhodes. #rip dreamers.
Oh it's her again. I'm not actually sure what category this library of hers belongs in, but somewhere in between "Hogwarts Erotica" and "Menopause" feels right.
What's his secret to success? It's simple really. Just inject 75 milligrams of Dbol directly into your scrotum every 3 days, and you too can gallivant around the neighborhood in seek of menopausal woman in dire need of a hospital visit.
Just what in the fuck is actually going on here? Is she green screening her husband with 5 overlays to make it look like the local janitor union is lining up to get their own serving of anal crabs to go? We've reached the peak of technology.
Not since walking into an unlocked Golden Corral bathroom at closing time have I seen such dishonor for married women. And just like the rest of you all watching, I am now disgusted and have an unquenchable craving for butterfly shrimp.
Probably spends more time configuring Starbucks drinks than guarding her icloud act. But I gotta say; nice tits. Coming from me it's the compliment of a LIFETIME.
It could be legit. This wouldn't be the first time a college bro agreed to sample some expired salami in exchange for living rent-free. Annnnd it won't be the last.
Just what in the Tennessee family reunion at Denny's is going the fuck on here? Without context, I'm not sure if this is amateur porn or the start of Covid-20.
Referring to that Guatemalan tire rotation she calls an ass. Sum bitch looks like he performed it crosseyed with whatever he found in a Home Depot dumpster lolol
This is standard im having a midlife crisis so I'm gonna Photoshop the shit out of my tits and make an IG account syndrome. Fortunately, the Internet has given us the gift of social media to watch the eventual jump into Walmart parking lot porn.
Never underestimate a single parent showing off their greatest creation. You may someday end up in the trailer park of cumfuckery, but the stories will be priceless.
I originally thought this kind of situation wouldn't be a possibility outside of the family in Resident Evil 7. And then I remembered West Virginia exists. #justfacts
If only she put this much effort into not dressing like a Salvadorian street walker, maybe I wouldn't be talking to a therapist about my sexual attraction to Reeses peanut butter cups this weekend. Thanks Linda. You'll receive the invoice soon.
'i porked my mom' porn takes a turn for the acceptable when miss Cinn takes you back to a time when trading Charizard cards for Alf pogs made sense again. I fap.
Before today, I was certain of a few things. 1) Pennywise could never make me ejaculate. And B) The i slipped a stiffy-uh into my mother-uh videos would have been a thing of the past in 2018. Batting 0% feelsbadman.gif
