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  • "alpha males destroyed my girlfriend"

    "alpha males destroyed my girlfriend"

    My open letter to Lilly Ford: I will donate all of the $12.75 I made off the sale of my Topanga Lawrence inflatable doll to a local soup kitchen in exchange for one night of your time and the power tool of your choosing. Hit me on the pager.

    Date: 01/26/20 Views: 150,340 Category: Rekt

  • GET IT OUT OF MY ASS!

    GET IT OUT OF MY ASS!

    Classic case of overconfidence. If only she put as much research into the elasticity of the rectal cavity as she did into her Warby Parker frames, then maybe this permanent mark on her resume could have been avoided. Live, Learn and Burn.

    Date: 12/22/19 Views: 249,752 Category: Rekt

  • Bachelorette Party Instant Regret

    Bachelorette Party Instant Regret

    This girl has an emotional breakdown so I assumed the obvious - dude loves his jumbo asparagus. But upon a 2nd viewing, I spotted a wedding band. This is the part where I'm supposed to call her a whore. Personally, I'd rather smell her butt.

    Date: 12/18/19 Views: 166,418 Category: Rekt

  • How 2 Train Your Girlfriend

    How 2 Train Your Girlfriend

    Also known as "small wiener compensation". It happens when homebois packing less meat than a vegetarian BBQ get discouraged by their girl's complete lack of excitement. Sounding like the immigrant from That 70's Show is optional.

    Date: 11/06/19 Views: 177,117 Category: Rekt

  • Tiny Girl, HUGE Mistakes

    Tiny Girl, HUGE Mistakes

    Want proof that brains can literally be fucked out? Look no further my lactose-intolerant friends. Meet Sky Avery. A special kind of girl that clearly needs more than one demonstration to learn her lesson. There's no coming back from this.

    Date: 10/21/19 Views: 197,228 Category: Rekt

  • Hello? R U ALIVE?

    Hello? R U ALIVE?

    Not since The Mannetard have I seen such an intense level of misogyny. (this month) Unfortunately there's no followup story to this adventure... but what it lacks in explanations, it makes up for in semi-orgasmic zombie-like moaning.

    Date: 08/28/19 Views: 200,653 Category: Rekt

  • BBC vs. Honor Student

    BBC vs. Honor Student

    Ever seen a girl question the elasticity of her vagina, and her future as a NASA engineer at the same time? Fantastic. Now we have two things in common.

    Date: 08/06/19 Views: 228,814 Category: Rekt

  • Destroyed by a White Boy

    Destroyed by a White Boy

    Mark Zucklesberg Jr. gets air-dropped into their city for one mission and one mission alone: Lay down the kind of pipe Mike Haggar used to clean up an entire city. He may look like the Pythagorean theorem but trust me, this is no sex noob.

    Date: 05/08/19 Views: 252,223 Category: Rekt

  • "oooh yea that's amazin"

    "oooh yea that's amazin"

    Around one minute in she dropped ^this gem of a line. Listen lady: If you think struggling to catch your breath while a man plunders your shit basket for blood diamonds is amazing, we really need to know how you celebrate Hanukkah.

    Date: 01/02/19 Views: 243,148 Category: Rekt

  • Pornstar Reaches Her Limit

    Pornstar Reaches Her Limit

    STALK HER

    Date: 11/25/18 Views: 195,095 Category: Rekt

  • 200 Orgasms Later

    200 Orgasms Later

    Oh it's that girl again. You know... the only female that has danced on the line of fucking the mentally challenged for so long, you've now become attracted to people that shop at Walmart? We truly have nobody but ourselves to blame.

    Date: 11/15/18 Views: 252,115 Category: Rekt

  • The Butthole Assassin

    The Butthole Assassin

    To say she's "in over her head this time" would be a bit of an understatement. Becky can't even get horizontal for more than 18 seconds before homeboy has her clitoris begging for mercy like me halfway into Venom last night.

    Date: 10/09/18 Views: 218,931 Category: Rekt

  • How to Traumatize a Teenager

    How to Traumatize a Teenager

    Not since the Olsen twin eating disorders have I seen such misuse of a white girl. The niche for being beaten unconscious is a limited one, but you better fucking believe it's gatekeeped by Odette Delacroix. More abnormal erections HERE

    Date: 09/20/18 Views: 430,201 Category: Rekt

  • 18 and Destroyed

    18 and Destroyed

    LIFE LESSON #387: If your name ends in Gomez, Garcia or Gonzales - stay the fuck away from Craigslist ads with the words interesting trades in them. The 50 pesos are temporary. A disfigured esophagus is forever, BROTHER.

    Date: 06/10/18 Views: 249,093 Category: Rekt

  • Annihilated in 60 Seconds

    Annihilated in 60 Seconds

    Antonio does in 1 minute what takes the customer service line at Walmart an entire afternoon to do: Completely crushes and eradicate a white girl's spirit. Don't get swindled by the thumbnail, you have not seen this version.

    Date: 06/08/18 Views: 268,346 Category: Rekt

  • Not Ready for 12 Inches [DESTROYED]

    Not Ready for 12 Inches [DESTROYED]

    Two Asians get the fried rice fucked out of em. More HERE

    Date: 05/07/18 Views: 255,040 Category: Rekt

  • The Relationship Ender

    The Relationship Ender

    Seems pretty predictable to me. Shes got the tolerance of 1-ply toilet paper, and he's hung like a walrus tusk. Anxiety (and swelling) should be expected.

    Date: 04/06/18 Views: 270,424 Category: Rekt

  • "i almost fucked my girlfriend to death"

    "i almost fucked my girlfriend to death"

    It's all about crossing the line with class. Conquer that skill and nothing shall come between your tits and Internet glory. Save for a restraining order or 4.

    Date: 01/17/18 Views: 370,331 Category: Rekt

  • "sorry I damaged your wife"

    "sorry I damaged your wife"

    I'm linking to her entire gallery of videos, but if your interest is in the fallopian tube rearrangement I've selected for the thumbnail: FRET NOT. Your chlamydia-flavored soccer mom awaits you at the end of this link.

    Date: 09/28/17 Views: 296,022 Category: Rekt

  • The Scene that Retired Lily Thai

    The Scene that Retired Lily Thai

    Three years of forcing porn producers to scotch guard everything in a 2-mile radius was no problemo. But ~60 secs of churning butt butter? GAME OVER. Ladies and gents: I present to you the enigma of Asian scrag hags.

    Date: 08/18/17 Views: 468,559 Category: Rekt

  • When Safe Words can't Save You

    When Safe Words can't Save You

    Bit off-topic, but whenever she has a dick in her ass (every 8 secs), her face squeezes up and she turns into Seth Green. Proof @ 31:15. It's enchanting.

    Date: 07/02/17 Views: 246,846 Category: Rekt

  • BULL-whipped

    BULL-whipped

    What weighs 245lbs, has the lower body of a centaur, and enjoys turning female genitalia into mashed potatoes? This couple's hired gun... and he's not even at full power yet. More unidentifiable rectum sodomy HERE

    Date: 06/13/17 Views: 215,953 Category: Rekt

  • Anal Causes Autism (PROOF)

    Anal Causes Autism (PROOF)

    Believe it or not, cornpocket sodomy is her favorite pastime. That crater has no fear, but 2:05 is where she crossed the line into WIFE MATERIAL. I vow to thee: Hottest Autistic I'd Lose a Custody Battle To. Run with it.

    Date: 04/27/17 Views: 1,315,291 Category: Rekt

  • EPIC FEMINISM FAIL (REKT)

    EPIC FEMINISM FAIL (REKT)

    Husky pair of LGBTQHFMXZAER troglodykes get the utter shit slapped out of them after trying to post up in the wrong hood. Lesson Learned: When it comes to teaching gender equality, don't mess with the black people.

    Date: 04/19/17 Views: 155,050 Category: Rekt

  • She almost lasted 48 seconds

    She almost lasted 48 seconds

    Crystal-Lynn Danni Shania Duggan takes one in the eye after making an all-too common mistake: Going down the N-road with a black woman. Sorry pal, but the result is always the fucking same. #RONDAROUSEY'D

    Date: 01/07/17 Views: 204,723 Category: Rekt