Rekt Porn Videos

  • Hello? R U ALIVE?

    Hello? R U ALIVE?

    Not since The Mannetard have I seen such an intense level of misogyny. (this month) Unfortunately there's no followup story to this adventure... but what it lacks in explanations, it makes up for in semi-orgasmic zombie-like moaning.

    Date: 08/28/19 Views: 179,644 Category: Rekt

  • BBC vs. Honor Student

    BBC vs. Honor Student

    Ever seen a girl question the elasticity of her vagina, and her future as a NASA engineer at the same time? Fantastic. Now we have two things in common.

    Date: 08/06/19 Views: 201,263 Category: Rekt

  • Destroyed by a White Boy

    Destroyed by a White Boy

    Mark Zucklesberg Jr. gets air-dropped into their city for one mission and one mission alone: Lay down the kind of pipe Mike Haggar used to clean up an entire city. He may look like the Pythagorean theorem but trust me, this is no sex noob.

    Date: 05/08/19 Views: 232,665 Category: Rekt

  • "i make hookers cry"

    "i make hookers cry"

    Don't laugh at this. Even if your soul is more decayed than Robert De Niro's asshole after a weekend visit to a naval base, it should still tell you that giggle time is officially cancelled until Ricardo is located and a proper sequel is made.

    Date: 04/23/19 Views: 193,519 Category: Rekt

  • "oooh yea that's amazin"

    "oooh yea that's amazin"

    Around one minute in she dropped ^this gem of a line. Listen lady: If you think struggling to catch your breath while a man plunders your shit basket for blood diamonds is amazing, we really need to know how you celebrate Hanukkah.

    Date: 01/02/19 Views: 232,414 Category: Rekt

  • Pornstar Reaches Her Limit

    Pornstar Reaches Her Limit

    STALK HER

    Date: 11/25/18 Views: 187,924 Category: Rekt

  • 200 Orgasms Later

    200 Orgasms Later

    Oh it's that girl again. You know... the only female that has danced on the line of fucking the mentally challenged for so long, you've now become attracted to people that shop at Walmart? We truly have nobody but ourselves to blame.

    Date: 11/15/18 Views: 242,695 Category: Rekt

  • The Butthole Assassin

    The Butthole Assassin

    To say she's "in over her head this time" would be a bit of an understatement. Becky can't even get horizontal for more than 18 seconds before homeboy has her clitoris begging for mercy like me halfway into Venom last night.

    Date: 10/09/18 Views: 209,862 Category: Rekt

  • How to Traumatize a Teenager

    How to Traumatize a Teenager

    Not since the Olsen twin eating disorders have I seen such misuse of a white girl. The niche for being beaten unconscious is a limited one, but you better fucking believe it's gatekeeped by Odette Delacroix. More abnormal erections HERE

    Date: 09/20/18 Views: 418,493 Category: Rekt

  • 18 and Destroyed

    18 and Destroyed

    LIFE LESSON #387: If your name ends in Gomez, Garcia or Gonzales - stay the fuck away from Craigslist ads with the words interesting trades in them. The 50 pesos are temporary. A disfigured esophagus is forever, BROTHER.

    Date: 06/10/18 Views: 243,096 Category: Rekt

  • Annihilated in 60 Seconds

    Annihilated in 60 Seconds

    Antonio does in 1 minute what takes the customer service line at Walmart an entire afternoon to do: Completely crushes and eradicate a white girl's spirit. Don't get swindled by the thumbnail, you have not seen this version.

    Date: 06/08/18 Views: 261,995 Category: Rekt

  • Not Ready for 12 Inches [DESTROYED]

    Not Ready for 12 Inches [DESTROYED]

    Two Asians get the fried rice fucked out of em. More HERE

    Date: 05/07/18 Views: 248,805 Category: Rekt

  • The Relationship Ender

    The Relationship Ender

    Seems pretty predictable to me. Shes got the tolerance of 1-ply toilet paper, and he's hung like a walrus tusk. Anxiety (and swelling) should be expected.

    Date: 04/06/18 Views: 265,916 Category: Rekt

  • ULTRA RARE: The "Mayli" Video

    ULTRA RARE: The "Mayli" Video

    Well, shit lady I still got some life left in my signature edition Tom Sizemore MMA gloves if this is what ur into. I'd book 3 rounds right now, but I'm not sure you'd feel about traveling by car and not autonomous cuntmobile.

    Date: 02/28/18 Views: 433,724 Category: Rekt

  • She Literally Almost Dies [MUST WATCH]

    She Literally Almost Dies [MUST WATCH]

    Frontal lobe ruthlessly attacked at the hands of a guy that considers Home Depot's hardware dpt EROTIC. No, this isn't my review for the newest ISIS video. It's the Citizen Kane of tardgasms, and you need to see it to the end.

    Date: 02/14/18 Views: 250,885 Category: Rekt

  • "i almost fucked my girlfriend to death"

    "i almost fucked my girlfriend to death"

    It's all about crossing the line with class. Conquer that skill and nothing shall come between your tits and Internet glory. Save for a restraining order or 4.

    Date: 01/17/18 Views: 363,520 Category: Rekt

  • Casting Couch IRL

    Casting Couch IRL

    She may be short on words, but those facial expressions definitely tell a story. Specifically 'this is my life now', 'i hope i get Instagram followers' and my favorite: 'why do i fuck like a piece of expired celery?'. P.S. NICE ASS

    Date: 11/20/17 Views: 189,449 Category: Rekt

  • "sorry I damaged your wife"

    "sorry I damaged your wife"

    I'm linking to her entire gallery of videos, but if your interest is in the fallopian tube rearrangement I've selected for the thumbnail: FRET NOT. Your chlamydia-flavored soccer mom awaits you at the end of this link.

    Date: 09/28/17 Views: 287,913 Category: Rekt

  • The Scene that Retired Lily Thai

    The Scene that Retired Lily Thai

    Three years of forcing porn producers to scotch guard everything in a 2-mile radius was no problemo. But ~60 secs of churning butt butter? GAME OVER. Ladies and gents: I present to you the enigma of Asian scrag hags.

    Date: 08/18/17 Views: 459,050 Category: Rekt

  • When Safe Words can't Save You

    When Safe Words can't Save You

    Bit off-topic, but whenever she has a dick in her ass (every 8 secs), her face squeezes up and she turns into Seth Green. Proof @ 31:15. It's enchanting.

    Date: 07/02/17 Views: 241,653 Category: Rekt

  • BULL-whipped

    BULL-whipped

    What weighs 245lbs, has the lower body of a centaur, and enjoys turning female genitalia into mashed potatoes? This couple's hired gun... and he's not even at full power yet. More unidentifiable rectum sodomy HERE

    Date: 06/13/17 Views: 211,329 Category: Rekt

  • Anal Causes Autism (PROOF)

    Anal Causes Autism (PROOF)

    Believe it or not, cornpocket sodomy is her favorite pastime. That crater has no fear, but 2:05 is where she crossed the line into WIFE MATERIAL. I vow to thee: Hottest Autistic I'd Lose a Custody Battle To. Run with it.

    Date: 04/27/17 Views: 1,259,288 Category: Rekt

  • EPIC FEMINISM FAIL (REKT)

    EPIC FEMINISM FAIL (REKT)

    Husky pair of LGBTQHFMXZAER troglodykes get the utter shit slapped out of them after trying to post up in the wrong hood. Lesson Learned: When it comes to teaching gender equality, don't mess with the black people.

    Date: 04/19/17 Views: 151,308 Category: Rekt

  • She almost lasted 48 seconds

    She almost lasted 48 seconds

    Crystal-Lynn Danni Shania Duggan takes one in the eye after making an all-too common mistake: Going down the N-road with a black woman. Sorry pal, but the result is always the fucking same. #RONDAROUSEY'D

    Date: 01/07/17 Views: 201,436 Category: Rekt

  • That Isn't Cum

    That Isn't Cum

    Homeboy's packing nothing more than the average McNugget, so how did this happen? Accident? Medical condition? Previous sexual partners being all 9 members of the Harlem Globetrotters? We need answers dammit.

    Date: 10/19/16 Views: 219,917 Category: Rekt