Always the same shit with these frat bros: Target a soft 6, then try to time it just right to bust a nut while asking for directions to Wetzel Pretzel. Most victims want anonymity, but not this time. That's pre-porn Stella Cox & all I'm askin is: how tf?
This is why u always round up your CVS bill to the next dollar. In the words of the world's greatest philosopher: “Whatever it takes to save the earth, 'cause granola girls, gets 'em all moist. Homeless girls too. They'll do anything for shelter." - CB
The left side of the thumbnail may be something you never experience for the rest of you life. The right side can't be avoided if you've ever taken a $20.00 bill to Shake Shack. This is a masterful piece of art I like to call: The Duality of Man.
Seems pretty predictable to me. One has the hairstyle of a GTA prostitue, and the other is living her monthly YOLO moment. Anxiety (and chlamydia) should be expected after the cinnamon twist fuck chicken brothers finish bustin their nuts.
And by "unexplainable" I mean still getting nonsense words like stepsister in our carrot smack catalogue. It's almost 2023, we need a more interesting dynamic. May I suggest United States postman, or the mop bucket at the 7-11 for example.
If any of you ever want to launch one of those "Top 10 Ways to Spend $47 Dollars in South America" kind of blogs, make sure this hooker is on the list. Somewhere in between soccer themed flip flops, and a ceramic bust of Gloria Estefan's anus.
So, what are we witnessing here? Her first attempt at delivering a beat down in meat town? Nervousness? I don't know, but think of all the value meals this skill could unlock if practiced enough. That's what Cobra Kai ultimately taught me.
That Becky-lynn Dakota Monroe in the first video sure has an interesting way of servicing her community. While everyone reserves their public reamings for the Best Buy customer service line; she decided to start her charity work at home.
At this point, trailer park sex tapes really deserves their own sub-genre. Decades of inbreeding and limiting toothbrush ownership to 1 per household has carved itself into a niche that I can only describe as inflation-friendly Walmart porn.
Almost feels like the b-roll footage out of a semi modern day slasher flick. He's gonna feel about as awkward as the brown dude every time Captain Planet came on screen begging for help once he realizes his cock is all over 3% of the Internet.
Just when you think it's safe to love again. edit: That isn't the fucking video I originally linked to. Listen champs, I don't need your help to be made a fool of. My lifetime ban from every Denny's handicap stall in the country does that for me.
One sudden move makes those lips swing around like a Basset Hound's ears during a tropical storm, and you want us to believe David's mini Twinkie is a threat to you? Keep the bullshit on TikTok, Becky - we're not buying it today.
Camgirl Porn: Sometimes these chicks are as exciting as an audio book of Newt Gingrich customizing a bowl at Chipotle. But throw in a pair of glasses and a girl that pays the vagisil bill with e-tokens, and it becomes a legend in the making.
Perhaps "marriage" is the wrong goal here, as it suggests she would actually cover up and stop shilling for Reddit updoots. And that never happens. Trust me on these topics; I've been behind a Walmart parking lot on a Saturday night.
Blatant use of PAWGism, Nokia flip phone pixelation and enough BBC to demand a licensing fee in the United Kingdom. In other words; This video has more substance than my toilet after a vegan dinner special. Watch twice, take notes.