Assholes

  • Hello, Ladies

    Hello, Ladies

    Never before have I seen a man do something so disrespectful with such finesse. Where there's shame, he shows confidence. Where there's shock, he brings warmth. And where there's romance, well... he really doesn't give a flying fuck.

    Date: 07/16/19 Views: 185,782 Category: Assholes

  • Don't Do this to Drunk Girls

    Don't Do this to Drunk Girls

    A night of Malibu Rum and bands that consider wind chimes an instrument can only end 1 of 2 ways. And while tits hanging off your family tree seems like a clear winner, I implore you to consider going Randy Savage on a bitch as an alternative.

    Date: 07/05/19 Views: 200,998 Category: Assholes

  • A video so fucked up, Efukt deleted it

    A video so fucked up, Efukt deleted it

    Now if only this freak put as much effort into his apprenticeship as he did into literally ruining his entire life, maybe this repulsive fuck would've thought twice about using a camera with the pixel output of a yukon potato. Kill him twice.

    Date: 06/21/19 Views: 201,209 Category: Assholes

  • Meawhile, in Oklahoma...

    Meawhile, in Oklahoma...

    The Midwest: Some go for affordable street drugs. Others, go to make videos that can fuel an entire season of Dr. Phil. This guy does both. 1st he loads up on Slurm, then he shows his sister-cousin who's the boss of this double-wide. A role model?

    Date: 03/26/19 Views: 202,863 Category: Assholes

  • Too Easy

    Too Easy

    I guess having sex isn't exactly considered "challenging" when someone has the alcohol tolerance of a vienna sausage. Lesson learned: Never try to impress a girl that's probably used the neighbor's cat as toilet paper. #germany #whydidifap

    Date: 03/01/19 Views: 304,833 Category: Assholes

  • 1-Way Ticket to Jail

    1-Way Ticket to Jail

    [update]

    Date: 11/21/18 Views: 239,811 Category: Assholes

  • "haha we put this on Instagram"

    "haha we put this on Instagram"

    Date: 09/28/18 Views: 224,962 Category: Assholes

  • The "SURPRISE!" Compilation

    The "SURPRISE!" Compilation

    I can forgive the potato-grade video quality. I understand the lack of names to prevent Instagram stalking. But cutting off the girls @3:39 before they ran to use honey dijon as lubricant? ZERO/5 stars you simple-minded, incredulous fuck.

    Date: 09/24/18 Views: 211,255 Category: Assholes

  • The "YOURE AN ASSHOLE!" Compilation

    The "YOURE AN ASSHOLE!" Compilation

    Sociopaths play their Blue-Eyed White Domestic Abuse cards in attack mode. The end result? A record-setting 4 minute tutorial of what not to do when your Tinder match finally says yes to Chicken Nuggets & Chill.

    Date: 09/03/18 Views: 418,792 Category: Assholes

  • Easy Access

    Easy Access

    Alright Ned Flanders (0:07 mark), it's time to noodely oodely diddly STOP.

    Date: 07/30/18 Views: 188,548 Category: Assholes

  • Educating a Young Hooker [LOL]

    Educating a Young Hooker [LOL]

    Prostitution is pretty straight-forward. Browse Craigslist Gigs-Labor section and let the restraining orders fly. Unless you're a naive rookie that charges less than KFC's 10-piece Family Feast. Then it gets a little awkward...

    Date: 07/26/18 Views: 205,740 Category: Assholes

  • REAL Hidden Cam Videos are Fucked Up

    REAL Hidden Cam Videos are Fucked Up

    Y I K E S

    Date: 07/08/18 Views: 361,414 Category: Assholes

  • Stranger Surprise!

    Stranger Surprise!

    [tip: look in the third row for link] Creepy fuck sets up shop in an air duct just to get a peek at a random cooter as she unloads some Mountain Dew. Unfortunately he makes too much noise & scares the utter shit out of her.

    Date: 05/04/18 Views: 333,223 Category: Assholes

  • Beyond Unacceptable

    Beyond Unacceptable

    Date: 05/01/18 Views: 266,915 Category: Assholes

  • Thanks Dad!

    Thanks Dad!

    2lbs of Hamburger Helper and marginal Call of Duty skills? Maybe finding out your GF gave papi chulo teh SUCC really is the best thing in this video.

    Date: 02/25/18 Views: 185,927 Category: Assholes

  • A Russian Love Story

    A Russian Love Story

    3 A.M. hookup goes from erotic to i'll kill u motherfucker as Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky starts sticking his custard musket into enemy territory. The hate in her eyes is real. Him promising to keep this home movie a secret is not.

    Date: 11/02/17 Views: 173,605 Category: Assholes

  • The Gentleman's Guide to Anal Sex

    The Gentleman's Guide to Anal Sex

    This guy might as well be the Conor McGregor of butthole dysfunction, and today he's teaching Relationships 101. Adopt his patented "Oklahoma whiff n' dip", and I promise, ur lady will never think about crying misogyny again.

    Date: 08/13/17 Views: 262,851 Category: Assholes

  • Douchebag of the Year 2016

    Douchebag of the Year 2016

    You know your stock is circling the drain when the number one flirtation tactic in your arsenal involves a closed fist, and the finest douchebro tanktop in the Macy's 50% off bin. PS: Keep skipping leg day phaggot.

    Date: 10/09/16 Views: 145,089 Category: Assholes

  • Beta Male of the Century

    Beta Male of the Century

    Tampax's new spokesman goes on a rampage.

    Date: 07/31/16 Views: 139,295 Category: Assholes

  • How NOT to pick up girls at Walmart

    How NOT to pick up girls at Walmart

    This is what happens when you allow Reddit users to interact with women outside of r/fedoras. Genders are offended, penises exposed - all cause some nerd can't keep his meat-beating limited to MFC & X-Files cosplay.

    Date: 01/29/16 Views: 138,718 Category: Assholes

  • The Annoying Roommate

    The Annoying Roommate

    I wish Mr. White Shirt was a returning character in all casual sex videos. He's about as good at flirting as I am at convincing fat girls on TINDER that my semen tastes like Ben & Jerry's cake batter. Simply put: phenomenal.

    Date: 01/19/16 Views: 228,603 Category: Assholes

  • Your Boyfriend is a Douchebag

    Your Boyfriend is a Douchebag

    Prettier the girl, the nicer you have to act to get below the panty line. A pretty standard concept and it's now officially obsolete thanks to this Australian asshole. Guy makes Martin Shkreli look charitable, he's that dickish.

    Date: 12/24/15 Views: 137,353 Category: Assholes

  • Incredibly Fucked Up

    Incredibly Fucked Up

    Nice taste in women victims. Terrible pickup strategy though. Two words: Adoption Agency. Join the rest of the evolved population and use a dog to break the ice next time, you repulsive inbred piece of antisocial shit.

    Date: 09/12/15 Views: 198,632 Category: Assholes

  • Cumming on a Stranger FAIL

    Cumming on a Stranger FAIL

    He's packing 5.7 inches worth of sexual assault but the target won't sit still long enough for him to deliver the payload. Bonus pts for her almost backing into it, but ultimately he goes home with a dick dryer than Egypt.

    Date: 04/07/15 Views: 156,902 Category: Assholes

  • Horrible Painal @ 1.25 Mark

    Horrible Painal @ 1.25 Mark

    2 A.M. booty call goes from sensuous to fuck my life as DeAndre DeDouche repeatedly slides his butterfinger into no-mans-land: her acne-ridden, possibly-virgin asshole. She cries. He laughs. I bookmark.

    Date: 05/13/14 Views: 353,599 Category: Assholes

  • Assholes Ambush The Village Prostitute

    Assholes Ambush The Village Prostitute

    Domingo & Co drop their chimichangas and head to the rooftop for some ol' fashioned Salvadoran fun: dropping 4 gallons of asparagus-enriched urine onto 2 lovers, mid-buttfuck. #domingo #asparagus #worldofpain

    Date: 04/22/14 Views: 246,738 Category: Assholes

  • How NOT To Make A Girl Cum

    How NOT To Make A Girl Cum

    Kinda off-topic but holy fuckin frosted flakes, whenever this girl gets pissed (every 3 seconds), her face instantaneously scrunches up and transforms into Michael Cera. Proof @ the 6:59 mark. It's magical.

    Date: 06/06/12 Views: 934,948 Category: Assholes