Derp Videos

  • Well... She Did it

    Further proof everything you touch in public has probably been shit, pissed, vomited and cummed on. Multiple times. But not always in that exact order.

    Date: 07/12/25 Views: 67,868 Category: Derp

  • Mom Ruins The Moment

    A better title for this one would be "Last nights pasta primevera makes a surprise reappearance but my daughter can't stop violating herself for strangers in Uzfukisthan so I can't use my own shitter". Unfortunately there's a character limit.

    Date: 05/27/25 Views: 157,913 Category: Derp

  • Someone Finally Leaked It

    When ur cum face cant be distinguished from the unfortunate soul paid to scrub porcelain at Taco Bell on Cinco de Mayo, it may be time to reevaluate your idea of eroticism. Or just watch this techno freddy fuck instead. Like I give a bullcrap.

    Date: 05/09/25 Views: 220,720 Category: Derp

  • YOU WENT TOO DEEP!

    I know that look. Normally mistaken for being on the wet end of a crypto rug pull, or ur proctologist reaching for spicy mayo instead of an authorized lubricant; it's caused by something totally different. And in most cities u can get it for $20/rock.

    Date: 01/25/25 Views: 185,203 Category: Derp

  • The Rebound II

    I can't prove it, but girl in white definitely lost her virginity to an Elden Ring action figure, and the other might doing this to feed her family. Either way ยป no refunds

    Date: 04/27/24 Views: 196,568 Category: Derp

  • Making This Public Was A Mistake

    Billy saved all of his birthday nickles for his favorite street performer... only to be left at half mast and dryer than an asshole full of sand paper. The dream is dead.

    Date: 02/01/24 Views: 139,323 Category: Derp

  • A Bet Was Lost

    Just some unanswered questions before we proceed with this one; Why? How? And is that a black label copy of Final Fantasy 7 sitting underneath the camera?

    Date: 12/23/23 Views: 212,497 Category: Derp

  • California's Finest

    Another masterpiece role for her here: "midget pissing or cumming?" lol

    Date: 12/05/23 Views: 173,226 Category: Derp

  • "oops sent to the wrong person"

    A story as old as time.

    Date: 07/23/23 Views: 149,542 Category: Derp

  • She Needs Practice

    I'm wondering how many Grimmace milkshakes had to be sacrificed to make this moment possible. The number is most definitely somewhere between zero and 1.

    Date: 07/01/23 Views: 217,437 Category: Derp

  • Not Sorry I Cummed Inside You

    See that rush of fear around the 0:58 mark? That's the kind of reaction second only to a man that has miscalculated his maximum capacity for Mountain Dew Code Red in a public venue. And I think that's something we can all relate to.

    Date: 06/17/23 Views: 224,487 Category: Derp

  • "i tricked my sister again"

    Criticize all u want, but if it's 2AM in Frogballs Oklahoma - wtf else r u gonna do? Wait don't answer that. Let me jump my Dale Earnhardt edition Monte Carlo first.

    Date: 06/15/23 Views: 296,103 Category: Derp

  • Still Legal (in Russia)

    Abhorrent use of gas station boner sauce, a storyline that doesn't care about writers strikes and wallpaper only a Babushka could love. If this doesn't at least get nominated for this years Grammy Emmy Oscar awards, I'll be left in shambles.

    Date: 05/13/23 Views: 225,513 Category: Derp

  • Scandal? What SCANDAL?!

    I'd translate the comments below the video to understand wtf is going on, but the pepperoni Hot Pockets just reached 415 degrees and my night is booked up solid.

    Date: 12/07/22 Views: 200,513 Category: Derp

  • "I'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE"

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 12/05/22 Views: 235,871 Category: Derp

  • When Autists Make a Sex Tape

    "the girl is a fucking lunatic but at least i know she wasn't acting"

    Date: 11/17/22 Views: 401,023 Category: Derp

  • The Challenge

    Clearly the person who posted this was referring to mentally?

    Date: 10/19/22 Views: 213,244 Category: Derp

  • Legal in California

    Make sure you watch this video and dive into her Twitter wormhole first for the complete user experience. They essentially cement Hannah Hays as one of the most concerning specimens to ever Plan-B her way through the porn industry.

    Date: 01/22/22 Views: 283,631 Category: Derp

  • How the Fuck is this Possible?

    This one is for the homies that asked me wtf happened to that girl who looks like Sarah Palin crossbreed her with a gerbil? As fate would have it, not even a pandemic slowed down her quest to hate cum on a budget. Yikes and gadzooks.

    Date: 12/05/21 Views: 221,116 Category: Derp

  • THE PERFECT 18-YEAR-OLD DOESN'T EXI-

    Face like Billie Eilish
    Tits like a GTA create-a-character
    Sex drive like she's in a union for ass-eating
    Gentleman: Meet your newest reason to get a restraining order.

    Date: 06/12/21 Views: 234,923 Category: Derp

  • Surprising a Hotel Maid

    Scrubbing the shit skid out of stranger's toilets usually sucks... but it's not without it's perks. I once saw a man inflict more PTSD on the Mexican working class than Donald Trump. But as far as fantasy fucks go, this this girl got the gold.

    Date: 11/06/20 Views: 297,606 Category: Derp

  • $20.00 to Fuck Her Brother?

    Is it real? Is it fake? Nobody truly knows when the video originates in the land of communist coochi. Not only that, but expect your primal curiosity in traditional wallpaper to be tripled at a minimum before this is over. Today is a learning day.

    Date: 05/01/20 Views: 318,904 Category: Derp

  • They were Asking for it

    #retards2020

    Date: 03/29/20 Views: 241,708 Category: Derp

  • He Makes Hookers Cry

    Don't laugh at this. Even if your soul is more decayed than Robert De Niro's asshole after a weekend visit to a naval base, it should still tell you that giggle time is officially cancelled until Ricardo is located and a proper sequel is made.

    Date: 12/01/19 Views: 226,451 Category: Derp

  • Meet My Future Wife

    50% Retardation
    100% Date material
    200% Restraining order

    Date: 02/16/19 Views: 210,430 Category: Derp

  • Why the FUCK is This Girl in Porn?!

    Consider this both a tutorial and realty check for making proper life decisions. update: apparently the backlash from this video drove her to re-brand and start doing dry-anal scenes at home lol. Her new Paisley Pepper account is HERE

    Date: 10/19/18 Views: 287,257 Category: Derp

  • Pornstar Starts #FUCKAFAN Movement

    Mia Khalifa has been called a lot of things: Infamous, Disgraceful, Roblox Tit Jobber... but I prefer the term visionary. aka originator of the nerdgasm.

    Date: 08/16/18 Views: 231,390 Category: Derp

  • IT'S A TRAP!

    Don't let the cute face & lack of Valtrex in this video fool you: Even the hot ones make mistakes in the eternal quest for 11 seconds of Instagram fame.

    Date: 02/20/18 Views: 277,197 Category: Derp

  • Practice ≠ Perfect

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    Date: 02/02/18 Views: 230,893 Category: Derp

  • The Best 10 Seconds on the Internet

    Nothing spells T-R-U-L-U-V like 12 ounces of dollar-store beer missing it's target. Don't know bout you, but my Valentine's day just got booked solid.

    Date: 02/01/18 Views: 241,538 Category: Derp