Scroll to 14:30. That's the kind of moment that normally flatlines an erection... maybe translate into a domestic violence case or two. Not this guy. He refuses to live inside social constructs and transcends a level of ghey never seen before.
Disregard the title they have. "french", "amateur" and "1st interracial threesome" are all lies. This girl was notorious for seeking black dong on plentyoffish and filming herself running the gambit of choco weiners in the mid-2000's. #truth
Communal Service Porn: Sometimes it's about as exhilarating as an audio book of Warren Buffet customizing a footlong at Subway. But throw in a bazooka for a cock and a husband that can speak Klingon and it suddenly becomes legendary.
Forgive my lack of relationship knowledge... but I really want to know: Does having less testosterone than a VICE journalist really attract women? 9 seconds of watching Predator has taught me otherwise. P.S. Nice hospitality Stewart.
Increasingly disturbing fetish keeps picks up more steam, but this time the female is a total swipe-right. Her snargleburger gets more attention than a Worldcup overtime game & all I can do is wonder why. New Jersey's finest.
The downside of adopting an all-kale diet? Every uterus in a 500 mile radius is using your ass to springboard her next Instagram post to buzzfeed's front page. And don't even get me started on the leaking bowel syndrome...
This is Mariah Leonne. She's already been on here a few times doing the exact same shit... but this circus act is more dangerous than the others. 2 words lady: SUPER AIDS. Start vetting the guys, or get the GoFundMe ready.
He gets the 'ok' to go Sonic Hedgehogo on prime MILF after being PAID by her husband. A legit pussy slayer for hire. Another 1 of those college courses that should be offered right next to underwater basket weaving.
The borderline down syndrome during the day, token slut at night combo I can tolerate. Hell, I encourage it. But blood flow to my yankee doodle stops when this derp is forced to interact with another human. ugh.
Being 'open-minded' really came back to bite this guy in the taint. Maybe next time inspect the bulge on the pensioner you contracted to fuck your wife, and save the regret for a guy not configured like Arnold Palmer?