Drunk Videos

  • There's No Erasing this off the Internet

    There's No Erasing this off the Internet

    One romantic moment after another breaks out in front of an unwilling audience. (see: ME) And if that second-to-last photo is any indication of a Saturday night in Albuquerque I may need to make a few adjustments to my Trivago itinerary ASAP

    Date: 09/12/19 Views: 86,045 Category: Drunk

  • The Internet NEVER Forgets

    The Internet NEVER Forgets

    Imagine documenting last nights Smirnoff-inspired gangbang and going viral in two completely different ways at the same time. #herpes #snapchat #effecient

    Date: 09/03/19 Views: 153,743 Category: Drunk

  • My First STD at Coachella

    My First STD at Coachella

    As fate would have it, drinking your body weight in White Claw (see: Certifiably Loud Ass White-girl) and running to the nearest genitalia at the biggest herpes convention of the year isn't the best idea after all. Live, Learn and Regret, Becky.

    Date: 08/11/19 Views: 161,004 Category: Drunk

  • Worst One-Night-Stand Ever

    Worst One-Night-Stand Ever

    or best? I guess that really depends on which part of Wisconsin you're from.

    Date: 07/08/19 Views: 216,955 Category: Drunk

  • Mistakes Were Made

    Mistakes Were Made

    Women nowadays are scared to coast through a Dunkin Donuts drivethru without glazing their faces in 20 minute Youtube makeup tutorials. And then there's these girls... who run out of fucks to give after three Shirley Temples.

    Date: 06/30/19 Views: 181,464 Category: Drunk

  • That's Legal in Russia? III

    That's Legal in Russia? III

    The hat trick in a series better known to us westerners as Getting McGregor'd.

    Date: 05/31/19 Views: 183,595 Category: Drunk

  • Just a Little Bit Fucked Up

    Just a Little Bit Fucked Up

    hmm

    Date: 04/29/19 Views: 211,648 Category: Drunk

  • Venezuela's Most Wanted

    Venezuela's Most Wanted

    Current Exchange Rate: 1 USD = 248,488 VEF
    Knowing This Video is Online Forever: Priceless

    Date: 02/22/19 Views: 277,556 Category: Drunk

  • This is How People Go to Jail

    This is How People Go to Jail

    Lookout world, this eroding shit stain has no limits. He also has a group of friends that lost their virginitys to a series of mail-order body pillows. Keep these 2 details in mind - it's the closest clue you're gonna get as to why the fuck this was filmed.

    Date: 01/23/19 Views: 241,451 Category: Drunk

  • Boyfriend Just Don't Give a Fuck

    Boyfriend Just Don't Give a Fuck

    Date: 11/17/18 Views: 188,738 Category: Drunk

  • Running Trains @ Her Bachelorette Party

    Running Trains @ Her Bachelorette Party

    This girl has a clitoral overload immediately following an impromptu canyon yodeling. This is the wwhere I'm supposed to cut the sleeves off my shirt and call her a slut, but I'd rather comfort her while sniffing her butt. It's called romance.

    Date: 11/01/18 Views: 236,209 Category: Drunk

  • Bachelor Party - Inhumanity style

    Bachelor Party - Inhumanity style

    There's no better way to celebrate your final day of freedom than by cramming a bottle of Pepsi's finest in the tuna mitten of a $14.00 hooker. They went for an assisted goal, but she insisted max capacity was already reached. UH HUH...

    Date: 10/22/18 Views: 305,069 Category: Drunk

  • Hypnotized by 9-inch Penis

    Hypnotized by 9-inch Penis

    Apparently a 2-pack of Bud Light turns you into the Gandolf of parking lot pussy pickups... and today his teachings are all free of charge. Practice what you see here & I promise those size-11 Craigslist girls will never "LOL" again.

    Date: 08/02/18 Views: 353,195 Category: Drunk

  • Tinder in Russia

    Tinder in Russia

    It's a shame they didn't take this a step further and use their natural resistance to pain and turn her crusty doughnut into a cut of roast beef the diameter of a Mazda Miatia. Then maybe I could have ejaculated today...

    Date: 06/15/18 Views: 175,727 Category: Drunk

  • did... did they just rape a guy?

    did... did they just rape a guy?

    There was only one way out of this. Ya dun goofed, Bohdan.

    Date: 04/29/18 Views: 278,836 Category: Drunk

  • "Not awake? Not rape"

    "Not awake? Not rape"

    uhh...

    Date: 04/01/18 Views: 252,048 Category: Drunk

  • Booze Before Anal?! BAD IDEA

    Booze Before Anal?! BAD IDEA

    It's always the same setup. Your side piece finally agrees to lube the rusty wagon wheel , but "only if I git drunky first". Listen you cockamamie hoes: Bacardi + Buttlove don't mix. These bitches couldn't even stay vertical lol

    Date: 02/23/18 Views: 222,373 Category: Drunk

  • My Kinda Woman

    My Kinda Woman

    #2017 #feminism #flirting #kentucky

    Date: 11/11/17 Views: 188,885 Category: Drunk

  • 17 Beers: Can She Handle it?

    17 Beers: Can She Handle it?

    "I tried my best to caption this one, but half the shit that steamrolls out of her mouth makes no sense and after the two straight minutes of her rambling on about Totoya automobiles I got kinda tired. P.S. NICE TITS."

    Date: 10/03/17 Views: 218,691 Category: Drunk

  • Mistakes were made. BIGLY.

    Mistakes were made. BIGLY.

    She's drunk, high and/or possibly dead... all of which appropriately explain why she's the closest thing to a heterosexual in this video. I have a strong feeling this ended with at least one cellphone getting lost into the abyss.

    Date: 09/17/17 Views: 310,507 Category: Drunk

  • How to Flirt in Europe

    How to Flirt in Europe

    #englandismycity

    Date: 06/28/17 Views: 180,302 Category: Drunk

  • HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

    HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

    Really brings me back.

    Date: 05/13/17 Views: 258,475 Category: Drunk

  • Mr. Nice Guy

    Mr. Nice Guy

    How to make ur silly fetish porn better? Feature a guy over 5' tall & get closeups. That's what we really want: sexual assault vicariously through the Internet. Not watch Johnny Shortdick stumble his way through puberty.

    Date: 01/14/17 Views: 191,494 Category: Drunk

  • Definitely Her First Time

    Definitely Her First Time

    2 beers turn this rookie into the Jim Lahey of live-in girlfriends. First, she attempts to mark the futon, then she moves to the kitchen to deposit her wonderpuss. I think Budweiser just found itself it's new spokeswoman.

    Date: 10/04/16 Views: 266,758 Category: Drunk

  • Flirting Gone Wrong. VERY WRONG

    Flirting Gone Wrong. VERY WRONG

    Cute girl has an unpredictable FML moment after realizing her love interest has worse social skills then a fucking potato. Lesson learned: Never mess with a homosexual in flip flops. Dignity left a long time ago.

    Date: 06/14/16 Views: 215,289 Category: Drunk

  • Hey Bitch, OD Somewhere Else!

    Hey Bitch, OD Somewhere Else!

    Carlos "pussy slayer" Garcia got himself one of those deluxe Nokia phones that shoots video and he's gonna show us just how cool life is... by turning the hose on a femi-beaner that downed about 9 too many Four Lokos.

    Date: 04/09/15 Views: 186,510 Category: Drunk

  • Well, That Escalated Quickly

    Well, That Escalated Quickly

    In 2 minutes flat this self-entitled shit stain goes from having fun to newest member of the talk shit - get hit club. Some people may call this domestic assault. But teh bro throwing right crosses calls it equal opportunity.

    Date: 01/10/15 Views: 280,965 Category: Drunk

  • Wasted Girl vs. Public Toilet

    Wasted Girl vs. Public Toilet

    Veronika underestimated both her tolerance for Skinny Girl Margaritas, and vertical gravity. Marvel in her glorious attempt to make it into the toilet before her underpants. More regrettable drunk girl antics HERE.

    Date: 10/17/14 Views: 147,181 Category: Drunk

  • HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN?

    HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN?

    At first I was like "wow, she's unconscious, she's totally gonna get raped". I was actually worried, up until the camerabro did me the disservice of zooming in on her genitals. 6 words: protective layer of atomic wet-fart.

    Date: 06/22/14 Views: 311,869 Category: Drunk

  • Bad Place To Make Love

    Bad Place To Make Love

    Two trashy fucks get caught fooling around on camera by an inarguably even trashier fuck - who generously provides play-by-play narration and some heartfelt commentary like "give him some head bitch".

    Date: 07/06/12 Views: 189,093 Category: Drunk