Being forced in front of a firing squad is no joke. And by the looks of the reaction, our friendly marksman is no stranger to the all-asparagus diet. #accuracybonus
Jim Cramer stocks, portable toilets at a Morgan Wallen concert and discounted Hamburger Helper on Craigslist: All things I'd touch before giving this petri dish another chance at stealing my limited edition Good Times AMIBO collection.
Impressive technique, but it's definitely not for beginners. Chances are you'll let loose near an active bus stop and catch one of the locals in the crossfire. It's called "The Cuban Waterslide" and I'm still paying the price for it to this day.
Looks like the kind of video set up by a guy 1 bent Pokemon card away from a nervous breakdown, yet he's luring in A++ level tail. Lesson learned I guess. Never trust an AirBNB ad with the words my mom works nightfhit in the fine print.
Those are some really nice tits. So nice, you'd almost forget the double layer of huggies you'll have to rip through in order to access the clitoris. #HARDPASS
Yeah youre kinda hot... but the "anything goes" part of your quest for clout begins and fucking ends the moment your piss puddle cosplays as an alarm clock. #gag
Are you seeing that body language? I know that body language. Roughly translated it means: if you pull out again, I'll park my Kia Soul in your asshole next time you fall asleep. Go ahead, ask me. Ask me how I know.
Meet 22-year-old Serenity. She has a knack for rejecting everything and anything resembling sexual contact during a porn scene. This video is an example of what happens to producers when The Cuntinator gets her way.
Drop the weeabo SnapChat filters, give Shia LaBeouf his mood swings back, and get a hobby that doesn't include cunting out in public places... and maybe then we can talk 'superiority' you degenerate cocksucker.
This dude is special. His face says bitch I'd kill you, but this is the closest I've been to heterosexual sex since hookers started accepting Bitcoin so imma let u finish, but from the neck down he's all business. Thoughts?
Tara Reid's deli butcher titjob, toilet paper in a Walmart bathroom & discounted Hamburger Helper on Craigslist: All things I'd touch before giving Sarah Plain and Cunty free room & board ever fuckin again after this.
FACT: 99.98% of YouTube prank videos are faker than every head of hair behind a Burger King cash register. But this GF bitch puts legitimacy to the final test when she commits testicular revenge not yet documented.