WTF Porn Videos

  • You're Wrong For This

    Date: 11/23/24 Views: 121,907 Category: WTF

  • uhh... she's INSANE

    Like the thunderdome, a Woody casting means two enter but only 1 leaves with a working sphincter. The following rush to Costco's adult diaper section is usually a dark day in the victim's life... but not today. Double BOOM. Double DOOM. [more]

    Date: 11/15/24 Views: 182,187 Category: WTF

  • What do you mean HARDER?

    Installing the "deprive myself of oxygen until I have the IQ of a bowl of spaghetti-o's" expansion pack may not be for everyone, but it's unquestionably a challenge.

    Date: 10/25/24 Views: 148,510 Category: WTF

  • uhh... are you related?

    Where the fuck has she been practicing that technique and are they still allowed within 100 yards of Thanksgiving dinner? These 2 things seem to be intertwined.

    Date: 09/04/24 Views: 159,054 Category: WTF

  • [ALL] Videos of The Teacher on OnlyFanz

    She's been here before, but the content train keeps chugging along. I particularly enjoy her 'less fucks to give than a dark souls speedrunner' attitude. If comps aren't your thing, you can scoop her individual sex tapes here: [-1-] [-2-] [-3-]

    Date: 07/10/24 Views: 204,378 Category: WTF

  • Nurse Actually Does It

    [0:26] mark for the health care assistant in question. Just don't bypass that first video, which apparently features a fucking Carbuncle climaxing for the first time.

    Date: 06/15/24 Views: 313,598 Category: WTF

  • She Won't Survive

    There's only one reason people storyboard, shoot, edit and upload this kind of shit to the Internet. And it lives somewhere in between "I need to pay my taxes" and "$1 dollar pizza slices make me shit blood". Just three of life's little guarantees.

    Date: 05/18/24 Views: 165,527 Category: WTF

  • Getting Over Breakups

    Time heals all wounds. And probably Penicillin.

    Date: 04/24/24 Views: 255,387 Category: WTF

  • "we warned you"

    → we're srsly gonna fuck you up
    → i don't think that's possible
    gets choked unconscious
    → shockedpikachu.gif

    Date: 04/17/24 Views: 199,408 Category: WTF

  • If this is real...

    Spoiler: It's not. I know Walmart elite when I see it, and there's no sign of velcro shoes anywhere in this video. Better acting than Megan Fox in Expend4bles tho.

    Date: 03/23/24 Views: 232,843 Category: WTF

  • but y tho?

    It's either a Julliard student's magnum opus in creative expression of the female body... or any San Fransisco night club on a Wednesday afternoon. It's hard to tell when everyone is smoking the same jenkem... but one thing is for sure: AIDS.

    Date: 01/09/24 Views: 162,946 Category: WTF

  • Good Girls, Bad Decisions

    Hogs & Kebabs. I'd stomp a mudhole in that tbh.

    Date: 12/24/23 Views: 209,233 Category: WTF

  • IP Camera Catches Dad With A Hooker

    The original upload refers to her as his wife, but I know that diabolical level of contact avoiding at the 1:27 mark only comes in the form of pay-to-play. #facts

    Date: 11/25/23 Views: 222,147 Category: WTF

  • Girls: Do Better

    I shouldn't speak on behalf of females thanks to my unkempt eggbag and an addiction to White Castle french toast sliders... but I think have an idea how life gets to this point. And reparing it begins with uninstalling League of Legends.

    Date: 11/09/23 Views: 159,873 Category: WTF

  • Well... That Got Dark

    Thumbnail girls are at the 0:33 mark. That ending tho...

    Date: 11/05/23 Views: 232,112 Category: WTF

  • Remove Them From Society

    There's people that skirt along the edge of "normal". Then there's Carrot Top. And finally there's unfixable misfits like the 10 or so specimens you're about to witness on the other side of this link. For non-American viewers; This is why Valium exists.

    Date: 10/24/23 Views: 193,751 Category: WTF

  • 4 Girls, All Related

    What in the Mississippi Walmart coworker bullshit is going on here? It'd be more believable to call this man a scientist, because the elements he's finding between the branches of this family tree are currently undiscovered by man and Bill Nye.

    Date: 10/12/23 Views: 330,711 Category: WTF

  • Fucking With Prostitutes

    [-Aria Skye-]. Barely 100lbs with her clothes on and for some reason she agrees to be ragdolled like a bag of wet potato rolls. Sometimes I think these women should shoot higher. Like, Logistics Clerk. Or Kevin James' shit stain assistant.

    Date: 09/27/23 Views: 157,546 Category: WTF

  • This Has To Be a New Low

    Probably just another one of those groundbreakers that stage their room to look like the most unsuspecting place to swing some sausage, then places the camera in one fixed position to really drive in that boomer traffic to their OnlyFarmers.

    Date: 09/08/23 Views: 281,707 Category: WTF

  • Someone Needs To Check This

    I'm all for creative ways to exercise your peanut... but this couple have a pretty fucking distorted definition of eroticism. I got halfway through their catalogue and all it made me want to do is install Fortnite, then set my computer on fire.

    Date: 09/03/23 Views: 155,829 Category: WTF

  • Well... That Was Fucked Up

    One day I'm gonna edit some home videos into this series. A night behind Tim Hortons comes to mind. She had the kinda lips that swung around like a basset hound's ears during a tropical storm. I never looked at recycling the same again.

    Date: 08/31/23 Views: 142,290 Category: WTF

  • Fam, I would delete this...

    Is it porno? Or something that gets submitted to a performative art school as a final project? cause if ur waxin carrot to this shit, it may be time for intervention.

    Date: 08/10/23 Views: 196,888 Category: WTF

  • If This is Your Daughter: I'm sorry

    that's it. i quit.

    Date: 08/05/23 Views: 212,757 Category: WTF

  • Legal in Oklahoma [I think]

    I could be in the minority here, but Barnum & Bailey should be kept as far away as possible from any and all sexual situations. If I wanted to be repeatedly violated by a clown, I'd pay for a day trading discord. Pretty amazing body tho. RELEVANT

    Date: 07/30/23 Views: 253,955 Category: WTF

  • No Mercy Random - Dude's a Savage

    Today's visuals couldn't get better if you slammed an Ambien cocktail and hit the boardwalk wearing nothing but a smile and Walmart's finest body spray. Speaking of NJ, not even [-carl-] would be caught inside whatever spawned in the last clip.

    Date: 06/29/23 Views: 230,850 Category: WTF

  • Just Cartel Things

    Date: 06/27/23 Views: 447,164 Category: WTF

  • There's Still Time to Delete This

    A rousing assembly of women that don't believe teh night is over until their clout levels have reached unmeasurable proportions. Reminiscent of a reoccurring dream I keep having involving Brock Lesnar and Long John Silver’s Cocktail Sauce.

    Date: 06/15/23 Views: 210,827 Category: WTF

  • Oh No Not Again

    Either I'm bad at keeping track of pornstar birthdays, or Gina Valentina's aunt Beatriz has been body doubling her scenes recently. What the fuck happened?

    Date: 06/11/23 Views: 179,638 Category: WTF

  • You May Have Crossed the Line

    For them, it's about breaking societal norms. Conquer that art form and nothing shall come between ur tits and Internet glory. Save for a restraining order or four.

    Date: 05/27/23 Views: 235,809 Category: WTF

  • uhh... is your friend alive?

    What has worse camerawork than the og Blair Witch and leaves you wondering who the fuck wants this? No it's not Cloverfield, but refunds should be issued.

    Date: 05/18/23 Views: 254,770 Category: WTF