A few q's if you don't mind: What the fuck is this? Above average production value? Method acting? And most importantly, if I go through Comcast training, will I be able to fix this Internet faster than getting through customer service?
[-Aria Skye-]. Barely 100lbs with her clothes on and for some reason she agrees to be ragdolled like a bag of wet potato rolls. Sometimes I think these women should shoot higher. Like, Logistics Clerk. Or Kevin James' shit stain assistant.
Probably just another one of those groundbreakers that stage their room to look like the most unsuspecting place to swing some sausage, then places the camera in one fixed position to really drive in that boomer traffic to their OnlyFarmers.
I'm all for creative ways to exercise your peanut... but this couple have a pretty fucking distorted definition of eroticism. I got halfway through their catalogue and all it made me want to do is install Fortnite, then set my computer on fire.
One day I'm gonna edit some home videos into this series. A night behind Tim Hortons comes to mind. She had the kinda lips that swung around like a basset hound's ears during a tropical storm. I never looked at recycling the same again.
Is it porno? Or something that gets submitted to a performative art school as a final project? cause if ur waxin carrot to this shit, it may be time for intervention.
I could be in the minority here, but Barnum & Bailey should be kept as far away as possible from any and all sexual situations. If I wanted to be repeatedly violated by a clown, I'd pay for a day trading discord. Pretty amazing body tho. RELEVANT
Today's visuals couldn't get better if you slammed an Ambien cocktail and hit the boardwalk wearing nothing but a smile and Walmart's finest body spray. Speaking of NJ, not even [-carl-] would be caught inside whatever spawned in the last clip.
A rousing assembly of women that don't believe teh night is over until their clout levels have reached unmeasurable proportions. Reminiscent of a reoccurring dream I keep having involving Brock Lesnar and Long John Silver’s Cocktail Sauce.
Either I'm bad at keeping track of pornstar birthdays, or Gina Valentina's aunt Beatriz has been body doubling her scenes recently. What the fuck happened?
For them, it's about breaking societal norms. Conquer that art form and nothing shall come between ur tits and Internet glory. Save for a restraining order or four.
Cute face. Nice body. It's the Harry and the Henderson's pit job where u lose me and/or my boner. To each their own, but I personally prefer my sexual fantasies to have as little to do with Discovery Channel's: Man vs. Tribe as possible.
What has worse camerawork than the og Blair Witch and leaves you wondering who the fuck wants this? No it's not Cloverfield, but refunds should be issued.
I can't imagine what has to happen in life for you to trade oral sex for opioids. But I'm betting it involves the neighbor's cat and all 12 delicious flavors of Rice-a-Roni.
Victoria Bliss on the hub. The original video seems to have vanished, but luckily we still have the remnants of what happens when a group of erections goes flat simultaneously and lashes out together. That's what I call community service.
First attempts at delivering a beat down in meat town [1:53], a possible Resident Evil 4 cosplay [3:27] and a language barrier so ridiculous I might have to give the girl her own special section on this site in the future. [4:17] Like uh why even try?
A comped hotel room in Vegas, and enough meat to keep the free buffet going for a week. I've done the math and have concluded: this could only end one way.
Made me think about the underground sludge deathcore viking metal show I saw last week. It went from casual music festival, to full blown AIDS epidemic when 1 reckless cunt turned her vj into a full serve car wash. I YELP'd the venue 5-stars.
At this point, I don't even question human behavior. The only thing separating us from being narrated by David Attenborough, are complicated sneakers and semi-automatic weapons. Turns out the Internet may have been a mistake after all.
Pretty fuckin bold move to do this in public to be honest. But while the Ebay bidding war rages on for that wet spot she left behind, consider this; women.
Linking this for the comment section below. Check out the ongoing meltdown e-fight she's having with other users. Something about a girl Internet screaming "YOURE IDIOT!" at "Mrhugec0ck" really drives home the authenticity for me.
I'll admit that last clip might be enough to ruin your holiday feast later today. But it's Thanksgiving and you probably need something to talk to grandma about before the sweet potatoes hit the table. You should be thanking me, Mortimer.
Commenter: "The 1st girls name is Chelsey ****, the last girls name is Mariah **** and they are sisters. I would like to know who the lady is on the back though."
The comments under this fucking disaster of a sex tape are worth a couple moments of your time imo. Here's a sneak preview: "sometimes I end up finding a video I haven’t already seen and busting a nut.
sometimes I end up finding a video like this and laugh until my boner has dissolved and just end up going to bed".
You may not agree at first, but 3:50 is going to change your mind. I've seen some pretty loathsome shit in my day: Slovakian agalmatophilia porn, suggestive photos of Nancy Pelosi, all 7 Paranormal Activity films. But this? never again
Check out the rest of the series and then come back. We're going to meet a girl who has never blowjob'd before, plus a man who has a breakdown. While fucking a cake. So go get your little sister 'cause it's gonna be a really swag time. fr no cap
