Fail Videos

  • well... u tried...

    well... u tried...

    Don't get fooled by the i live in a double wide and listen to Limp Bizkit on cassette tape starter kit. This burnt out Becky is a total stranger to the world of punching starfishes. Our part of the Internet refers to this as false motherfuckin advertising.

    Date: 08/25/19 Views: 132,387 Category: Fail

  • When Rage Fucking Goes WRONG

    When Rage Fucking Goes WRONG

    Going Hard in the Paint - It's the stepping stone to reliving your past life in the sorority house. Most women under the age of 40 have enough confidence in their rectal muscles to take the challenge. But this lady has a different approach...

    Date: 08/05/19 Views: 188,633 Category: Fail

  • There's No Coming Back from This

    There's No Coming Back from This

    Symptom #293 you need to end the all-turnip and MDMA diet: You develop the sex drive of a cinder block followed by a speech impediment that could end a marriage in Alabama. But rather than seek Dr. Phil's help, you do this instead.

    Date: 07/13/19 Views: 147,379 Category: Fail

  • Threesome RUINED

    Threesome RUINED

    Apparently Chumpo thinks the worst time on Earth to go limper than wet toilet paper is worth filming. Sorry pal, you can brag about teh dollar store sluts all you want: If you can't fuck 'em, your about as useful as Charlie Sheen at a blood drive.

    Date: 06/08/19 Views: 136,364 Category: Fail

  • Collateral Damage

    Collateral Damage

    I'm digging the pre-sodimizing acting. That's what porn is missing: A relatable leading actress that's been kicked out of Big Bang Theory's catering truck. Twice.

    Date: 12/09/18 Views: 232,631 Category: Fail

  • 19 Orgasms Destroy White Girl

    19 Orgasms Destroy White Girl

    The infamous one and only video of Megan Madsen. An over-privileged LAFS film student that for some reason decided to do a single porn flick 'for fun'... only to end up borderline autistic after an onslaught of climaxes.

    Date: 05/26/18 Views: 258,723 Category: Fail

  • Cuckold Tap Out HAHA

    Cuckold Tap Out HAHA

    This is called "caught lying on your resume". It happens when soybois try to larp their way into a fantasy that exiled them faster than a steakhouse. So they load up on gluten-free macchiatos and find themselves here. Hilarious.

    Date: 04/26/18 Views: 290,455 Category: Fail

  • Pull-out Game NOT Strong

    Pull-out Game NOT Strong

    Anybody know her name? or if she's ever done any other videos? Preferably ones without the soundtrack to Schindler's List layered on top of it. thanks.

    Date: 03/20/18 Views: 219,967 Category: Fail

  • New Year, Old Me

    New Year, Old Me

    5 pour souls that will never experience the sweet kiss of a double Baconator ever again. If you're the type of guy that can appreciate karma , this is the link for you. More of a humanitarian? Don't worry, I gotchu covered too.

    Date: 03/01/18 Views: 200,281 Category: Fail

  • Natalie Portman's Sister Does Porn

    Natalie Portman's Sister Does Porn

    This one taught me two things: A) Breaking points are negotiable and B.) Any case studies of being on the spectrum and in porn can now be cancelled. Dorkalina's got us covered. [Full Scene: HERE]

    Date: 12/10/17 Views: 164,942 Category: Fail

  • Unexpected Cuckold Ending

    Unexpected Cuckold Ending

    Original plan was for Stewart to turn this triple decker into a 4way. Instead, he has an intimate moment with the Shitmaster 2000: Hyper Flush Edition.

    Date: 11/11/17 Views: 215,427 Category: Fail

  • Marry Her

    Marry Her

    Great face. Nice body. But what really got me on board was the complete lack of logic. Look closely. No brains, no thoughts. So cute you'd almost forget this happens when they get more than half a can into their mouths.

    Date: 09/02/17 Views: 280,544 Category: Fail

  • Still Would

    Still Would

    Nothing says 'bust my nut' like teeth broken off at the gum line. She's less than grateful for that flattery, but it's ok. Girls are hotter when they're mad.

    Date: 05/03/17 Views: 229,715 Category: Fail

  • They Lasted 10 Seconds

    They Lasted 10 Seconds

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    Date: 04/19/17 Views: 234,276 Category: Fail

  • TBT: Creepy Fuck Can't Get it Up

    TBT: Creepy Fuck Can't Get it Up

    If all members of The Backstreet Boys took a collective shit in a bathtub.. this sex offender is what would rise up out of it. But the real tragedy here? His sexual performance is just almost as bad as his haircut. almost

    Date: 03/08/17 Views: 143,399 Category: Fail

  • Never Trust Dollar Store Condoms

    Never Trust Dollar Store Condoms

    Not the first vid I've seen with rubbers getting pushed to their limits, but it may be the most interesting. The average reaction is relationship-ending, MIDOL-needing fury. Her? She just lols her way to Planned Parenthood.

    Date: 01/30/17 Views: 185,533 Category: Fail

  • Mom Approves

    Mom Approves

    This ones special. Her face says i only date guys named Lemarcus and i lost my virginity to a vending machine. But from the neck down she has the body of a pornstar. A blind pornstar. From Guatamala. #marryme

    Date: 10/30/16 Views: 342,055 Category: Fail

  • Humiliated After Robbing the WRONG Girl

    Humiliated After Robbing the WRONG Girl

    Straight outta Tijuana and new to the pickpocket scene, this untrained shit stain stuck his hand on the wrong culo and paid for it big time. His punishment? Humiliation involving all 1.7 inches of his tator tot HAHA

    Date: 05/31/16 Views: 129,012 Category: Fail

  • Experienced MILF vs. Nervous Newbie

    Experienced MILF vs. Nervous Newbie

    Interesting combination. Did she agree to do this scene solely for the challenging of overcoming an 18-year-old already cursed with ED? Or is Aspergers a fetish now?

    Date: 11/16/15 Views: 288,762 Category: Fail

  • Bangin' on a Budget

    Bangin' on a Budget

    Fueled by mental disability, these heavy-breathing fun seekers construct an excess amount (SEE: 1) of DIY love dolls. Imagine if you could get these things in a Chernobyl sweatshop - that's what they're mating with.

    Date: 10/02/15 Views: 126,163 Category: Fail

  • Noobs Can't Double Penetrate

    Noobs Can't Double Penetrate

    Ever watch Dumb and Dumber To? Me neither... but if they were to make a pornographic spinoff with Megan Fox, it might look something like this. Denied entry times: 12:20, 20:15 and Custer's last stand @ 23:30.

    Date: 09/24/15 Views: 142,664 Category: Fail

  • Can't Stop the Cumshot

    Can't Stop the Cumshot

    1st time D-sucker foolishly assumes her job is over and breathes a sigh of relief... only to be shot in the mouth with another wad of Esposito's gold reserve. A choice is needed: gulp or ruin Macy's finest Egyptian bed sheets.

    Date: 07/10/15 Views: 311,210 Category: Fail

  • Blowjob FAIL (HAHA)

    Blowjob FAIL (HAHA)

    S'n some D only has a few rules: Minimal teeth usage and keep the c-rings away from all other jewelry. Not a hard list but this backpage.com alumni decides to test fate anyway, resulting in an epic rage quit. GG NO RE

    Date: 07/05/15 Views: 153,236 Category: Fail

  • The Worst Threesome Ever?

    The Worst Threesome Ever?

    She's pushing 200lbs and thinks NASCAR is entertaining. How can life possibly get any worse? If you guessed "getting tag teamed by guys that have less respect for the female body than Bill Cosby" you're a winner.

    Date: 05/06/15 Views: 133,084 Category: Fail

  • He's Pretty Bad at Sex

    He's Pretty Bad at Sex

    Rodrigo, you dimwitted fuck. There are 2 things you simply don't mess with in life: #1. Seth Green during his menstrual cycle and #2. Women who willingly pierce their clitoris multiple times. You asked for this one brah.

    Date: 03/07/15 Views: 118,224 Category: Fail

  • I Fucking HATE Facials

    I Fucking HATE Facials

    Can't really blame her. Dude's bush looks like the top of Eddie Murphy's head circa de Beverly Hills Cop 1. If you had to go face-to-egg bag with a nut sac that requires a hairnet, you'd be squinting pretty fucking hard too.

    Date: 11/17/14 Views: 173,103 Category: Fail

  • Creep Ruins His First Porn Shoot

    Creep Ruins His First Porn Shoot

    Mortimer's porn career was over before it began. It's really hard to masturbate to a bald/long black haired pale dude trying to hug and kiss a prostitute. He would be better off playing a villains lanky henchman in a horror movie.

    Date: 09/01/14 Views: 133,355 Category: Fail

  • Failed Attempt at a Happy Ending

    Failed Attempt at a Happy Ending

    Faggy McPonytail over here hit a point in his life where his sweet hair and 2003 honda civic just aren't filling the void. So he puts his heart, his erection and his pride on the line for a chance at a happy ending with a middle aged masseuse.

    Date: 08/10/14 Views: 268,790 Category: Fail

  • Dildo Fail

    Dildo Fail

    She's trying to get off with one of those rubber cocks that have suction cups at the base. They're supposed to be good for hands-free fun but this broad's clam is so tight that the dildo wont stay put. Kinda hot.

    Date: 07/30/11 Views: 152,305 Category: Fail

  • Supervision Fail

    Supervision Fail

    Gee whiz lady. Isn't there something a little important you should be doing right now rather than spreading your gash for Uncle Jerry? Irresponsible bitch.

    Date: 09/09/10 Views: 217,700 Category: Fail