Fail Videos


    Vids like these are hard to find without buying a season pass to Sea World first, so consider yourself lucky. Both for getting to watch it and for not having to be the one to explain the mysterious Newport-infused stains on mom's new comforter.

    Date: 02/12/23 Views: 300,197 Category: Fail

  • How to Get Banned For Life

    2 things you should definitely abandon before agreeing to shoot scenes with the reigning world champion of rectal desecration prn: Beef-a-roni, and self-respect.

    Date: 11/11/22 Views: 139,029 Category: Fail

  • Broken Condom? 18-year-old Pregnancy

    Date: 06/05/22 Views: 150,716 Category: Fail

  • Well... that friendship is over

    Dave Portnoy & girls plowing things down their throats. Name a more iconic duo.

    Date: 05/08/22 Views: 176,749 Category: Fail

  • Zero Self Control


    Date: 01/28/22 Views: 270,340 Category: Fail

  • "did u fuckin cum already?!"

    Go ahead and scroll to the 1:56 mark. And fuck it, while you're there; Stay for 3:08. I can picture Burger King fighting White Castle to buy ad space between the two.

    Date: 08/19/21 Views: 229,253 Category: Fail

  • Beta Bro Ruins Girlfriend Swap

    Forgot the 2004 fashion trend: All eyes on the human statue in the Atari shirt. I recommend enforcing a "must have a pulse to participate" requirement next time you want to document your 3-day weekend at the Gathering of the Juggalos.

    Date: 03/08/21 Views: 236,778 Category: Fail

  • MILF Ends a Career

    Kind of an interesting combination here. You have to ask yourself: Did she agree to do this scene solely for the challenge of overcoming an 18-year-old already cursed with erectile dysfunction? Or is Aspergers now a fetish I'm unaware of?

    Date: 01/06/21 Views: 230,590 Category: Fail

  • Chad Can't Make Her Cum

    Nice titties. Spunky attitude. But what really sold me was lack of both girth and length on her costar. Look closely - you can almost pinpoint the exact moment his miniature taquito roll ends her confidence in the male gender for all eternity.

    Date: 12/09/20 Views: 218,490 Category: Fail

  • What the FUCK Was He Thinking?

    Piping has few rules: 1) Look as little like Harvey Weinstein as possible 2) Stamina and 3) Keep an erection harder than a bowl of Campbell's tomato soup. Not a difficult list, but this Khokhol is challenging at least two items today. GG NO RE

    Date: 10/11/20 Views: 214,029 Category: Fail

  • Mistakes Were Definitely Made

    bitch divided by zero lol

    Date: 09/21/20 Views: 393,084 Category: Fail

  • Uhh Wrong TikTok Video?

    Right? Wrong? I'm the guy paying $500 a month for those Home Depot tits.

    Date: 04/15/20 Views: 253,636 Category: Fail

  • The Morning After

    Nothing peaks interest quite like alcohol-flavored women and their inability to stay fully clothed. So here's 30 of em. Specific interest should be given to girlie numero 3 who has miraculously made it through the night skidmark-free.

    Date: 02/26/20 Views: 323,691 Category: Fail

  • The 7-Second Man

    This is called "being in over your head". It happens when a Fortnite player realizes he can legally pay for hookers as long as he tells them it's for a porn shoot & films the entire thing. So he cashes in his v-bucks and raises all kinds of heck. #ninja

    Date: 10/22/19 Views: 253,369 Category: Fail

  • When Rage Fucking Goes WRONG

    Going Hard in the Paint - It's the stepping stone to reliving your past life in the sorority house. Most women under the age of 40 have enough confidence in their rectal muscles to take the challenge. But this lady has a different approach...

    Date: 08/05/19 Views: 277,065 Category: Fail

  • There's No Coming Back from This

    Symptom #293 you need to end the all-turnip and MDMA diet: You develop the sex drive of a cinder block followed by a speech impediment that could end a marriage in Alabama. But rather than seek Dr. Phil's help, you do this instead.

    Date: 07/13/19 Views: 201,998 Category: Fail

  • Threesome RUINED

    Apparently Chumpo thinks the worst time on Earth to go limper than wet toilet paper is worth filming. Sorry pal, you can brag about teh dollar store sluts all you want: If you can't fuck 'em, your about as useful as Charlie Sheen at a blood drive.

    Date: 06/08/19 Views: 182,640 Category: Fail

  • Collateral Damage

    I'm digging the pre-sodimizing acting. That's what porn is missing: A relatable leading actress that's been kicked out of Big Bang Theory's catering truck. Twice.

    Date: 12/09/18 Views: 299,128 Category: Fail

  • 19 Orgasms Destroy White Girl

    The infamous one and only video of Megan Madsen. An over-privileged LAFS film student that for some reason decided to do a single porn flick 'for fun'... only to end up borderline autistic after an onslaught of climaxes.

    Date: 05/26/18 Views: 313,447 Category: Fail

  • Cuckold Tap Out HAHA

    This is called "caught lying on your resume". It happens when soybois try to larp their way into a fantasy that exiled them faster than a steakhouse. So they load up on gluten-free macchiatos and find themselves here. Hilarious.

    Date: 04/26/18 Views: 362,651 Category: Fail

  • Pull-out Game NOT Strong

    Anybody know her name? or if she's ever done any other videos? Preferably ones without the soundtrack to Schindler's List layered on top of it. thanks.

    Date: 03/20/18 Views: 259,236 Category: Fail

  • New Year, Old Me

    5 pour souls that will never experience the sweet kiss of a double Baconator ever again. If you're the type of guy that can appreciate karma , this is the link for you. More of a humanitarian? Don't worry, I gotchu covered too.

    Date: 03/01/18 Views: 225,520 Category: Fail

  • Natalie Portman's Sister Does Porn

    This one taught me two things: A) Breaking points are negotiable and B.) Any case studies of being on the spectrum and in porn can now be cancelled. Dorkalina's got us covered. [Full Scene: HERE]

    Date: 12/10/17 Views: 186,639 Category: Fail

  • Unexpected Cuckold Ending

    Original plan was for Stewart to turn this triple decker into a 4way. Instead, he has an intimate moment with the Shitmaster 2000: Hyper Flush Edition.

    Date: 11/11/17 Views: 266,318 Category: Fail

  • Marry Her

    Great face. Nice body. But what really got me on board was the complete lack of logic. Look closely. No brains, no thoughts. So cute you'd almost forget this happens when they get more than half a can into their mouths.

    Date: 09/02/17 Views: 327,425 Category: Fail

  • Still Would

    Nothing says 'bust my nut' like teeth broken off at the gum line. She's less than grateful for that flattery, but it's ok. Girls are hotter when they're mad.

    Date: 05/03/17 Views: 260,220 Category: Fail

  • They Lasted 10 Seconds


    Date: 04/19/17 Views: 301,979 Category: Fail

  • TBT: Creepy Fuck Can't Get it Up

    If all members of The Backstreet Boys took a collective shit in a bathtub.. this sex offender is what would rise up out of it. But the real tragedy here? His sexual performance is just almost as bad as his haircut. almost

    Date: 03/08/17 Views: 160,310 Category: Fail

  • Mom Approves

    This ones special. Her face says i only date guys named Lemarcus and i lost my virginity to a vending machine. But from the neck down she has the body of a pornstar. A blind pornstar. From Guatamala. #marryme

    Date: 10/30/16 Views: 379,086 Category: Fail

  • Humiliated After Robbing the WRONG Girl

    Straight outta Tijuana and new to the pickpocket scene, this untrained shit stain stuck his hand on the wrong culo and paid for it big time. His punishment? Humiliation involving all 1.7 inches of his tator tot HAHA

    Date: 05/31/16 Views: 142,678 Category: Fail