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  • White Girl Can't Take Anymore

    White Girl Can't Take Anymore

    Olive Garden's hostess of the month unequivocally accepts defeat and calls an audible after a meager 4 mins on Labron's pocket mongoose. In other words: the end result of seeking vaginal salvation on blacksingles.com. Becky was warned.

    Date: 06/02/19 Views: 181,370 Category: Beefy

  • White Privilege

    White Privilege

    Don't let the girth-to-length ratios fool you. These girls have zero respect for their reproductive systems and all surrounding upholstery. Such as illustrated by sloot @2:20 going down to the meat bag without as much as a pre-sodomy spit shine.

    Date: 01/13/19 Views: 198,685 Category: Beefy

  • wait... how did it fit?

    wait... how did it fit?

    So what do we have here? Stunned by the feels of reverse birth, or the start of a snuff film? Dunno, but 1 thing's certain: if anal is in her future, she best have a solid insurance plan. I'm talkin rectal trauma, of the prolapse variety.

    Date: 08/09/18 Views: 220,137 Category: Beefy

  • UBER Driver Whips it Out

    UBER Driver Whips it Out

    Actually he might not be a chauffeur at all. But that handful of good wood & her look of disgust are legit. Probably the most offensive thing she's seen since Whole Foods forgot to use the right pronouns on their avocados haha

    Date: 06/29/18 Views: 183,428 Category: Beefy

  • From ALPHA to BETA in 60 seconds

    From ALPHA to BETA in 60 seconds

    Kinda pointless to be hung like the exhaust pipe of a Lincoln Continental if u can't keep it submerged in teen cervix longer than a hot dog commercial.

    Date: 06/03/18 Views: 262,108 Category: Beefy

  • "Me & My Refugee"

    "Me & My Refugee"

    Tired of beating off to the same old ASMR fantasy videos, and want the next best thing? How about a sexually-inept Nigerian that looks more helpless than DJ Khaled in front of 5,000 vegetarians? you played yaself.

    Date: 04/23/18 Views: 214,661 Category: Beefy

  • Little Girl, Gargantuan Cock

    Little Girl, Gargantuan Cock

    Kennedy Kressler. I like her. I really do. But the girl's got the skin tone of a corpse and is built like a toothpick. This is essentially 1 cunt hair hair away from being stage-3 HIV porn. Guilty boner is guilty. More HERE + HERE

    Date: 04/02/18 Views: 199,475 Category: Beefy

  • "i can't cum, his cock is too big"

    "i can't cum, his cock is too big"

    It might be best if she avoided all things hotdog related for the next few days. Only two things should reroute the female orgasm so effectively, and I don't see Shia LaBeouf or a Reddit meetup anywhere in this video.

    Date: 08/25/17 Views: 245,071 Category: Beefy

  • Why I Have Trust Issues

    Why I Have Trust Issues

    There's a good reason why this one prefers stepping inside the squished muffin over traditional sex. A damn good reason indeed. $7 dollars, and my vintage Regis Philbin (signed) penis pump to anyone that can guess why.

    Date: 07/20/17 Views: 191,566 Category: Beefy

  • OFFICIAL: 2016's Most Questionable Video

    OFFICIAL: 2016's Most Questionable Video

    Reposting from earlier this year, and for good reason. It's been 9 months and we still have unanswered questions. Like: Why? How? And is that a black label copy of Final Fantasy 7 sitting underneath the camera?

    Date: 12/29/16 Views: 569,107 Category: Beefy