Olive Garden's hostess of the month unequivocally accepts defeat and calls an audible after a meager 4 mins on Labron's pocket mongoose. In other words: the end result of seeking vaginal salvation on blacksingles.com. Becky was warned.
Somehow, someway the degeneracy of clickbait titles has continued to grow. I'm not looking forward to the influx of "trans-abled cousin secretly films butt sex tape with the neighbors mailman and blackmails me with it" videos in 2020.
Interesting approach to entertainment. It's like Robot Chicken lost it's virginity to a Vietnamese midget. note: crazyshit makes this kinda compilation every update (among all their other efukt-inspired edits) and that's not just cool... it's frosty.
Call it foreplay. Call it a gimmick. Call it whatever the fug you want - as long as we get front row access to something in South America that doesn't involve the beheading of a guy that stole a stick of butter, you officially have my attention.
A quick romp and stomp in the ole spaghetti house gets diverted when momma comes a'knockin. But due to either unawareness, or a fetish Efukt hasn't shown me yet - she sidelines herself to keep the action going. I am slightly confused.
Not since raiding grandpa's spunk trunk have I seen amateur video with such questionably high production value. Im down tho, it's got integrity. Know who doesnt have integrity? These sorry sacks of Internet-begging token dumpsters.
And that's about 30 more than the average heterosexual male will need to reach peak yogurt arch. If there was a hall of fame for "Reasons I Have to use a Magic Eraser on my Ceiling" this would be on top. Directly underneath this clown show.
Most erections won't make it past that hobgoblin in the second video, but trust me - it gets better. Not season 4 into season 5 Game of Thrones better. More like final episode "thank fuck this is over, I need to shower this stink off me" better.
Symptom #37 that you've graduated from everyday camgirl, to fully fledged bucket list fuck: You actively shoot, edit and upload a video of your oyster farm getting shucky ducky'd for all the degenerates of the world to see. quack quack
Guillermo del Toro and his production company have some fucking explaining to do. I don't know what I just watched but personally, I think he should find a way to cast the Olsen twins in the sequel and let the tapioca fly. Think outside the box.
When your rusty bag is knee-level, and the age of medicare is on the horizon - maybe being labeled a sexual predator becomes the least of your problems? But for everyone else watching: You probably shouldn't even attempt this one.
Snicker Bar aficionado focuses on the important things in life. I.E. getting passed around a New Orleans living room faster than a bag of Hot Cheetos. I want a sequel. One where Darius & Company go full crab dance on that cinnamon ring.
Nothing quite spells C-O-L-L-E-G-E-L-I-F-E like a supposed Navy Seal turned male pornstar challenging 80+ CSUN students to a backyard beatdown whilst completely naked and armed with nothing but a slowly deflating boner. HAHA.
There's a thin line between heavy petting and questionable assaults on the girl who bags your soy milk at whole foods. Where that line exists... I don't know. But judging by the wet spot developing under her taint I'd wager this roastie does.
Mark Zucklesberg Jr. gets air-dropped into their city for one mission and one mission alone: Lay down the kind of pipe Mike Haggar used to clean up an entire city. He may look like the Pythagorean theorem but trust me, this is no sex noob.
so... what's the number one reason men travel abroad with copious amounts of currency in their wallets? To traffic drugs inside the rectal cavities of local cattle and/or family members. But right behind that, there's this. Watch & learn hombrè.
Welcome to the world of implied incestual videos. Against all better judgement, it's managed to take the Internet's #1 spot as go-to spank material. Here's a tip tho: They're all faker than Sylvester Stallone's piss test. But this one...
Maybe you've already seen this? Seems to have spread across the Internet net faster than gonorrhea during Burning Man weekend. It's part of the "doitforstate" challenge aka the only reason to pay for college. More public debauchery HERE
An old classic, but what may very well be an authentic spy camera video. On our part of the Internet we call that "a unicorn". In other words: Something rarer than a non-political Marvel movie & dry underwear in a Del Taco bathroom combined.