• Gangbang RAGE QUIT LOL

    Gangbang RAGE QUIT LOL

    Nothing quite spells C-O-L-L-E-G-E-L-I-F-E like a supposed Navy Seal turned male pornstar challenging 80+ CSUN students to a backyard beatdown whilst completely naked and armed with nothing but a slowly deflating boner. HAHA.

    Date: 05/10/19 Views: 263,082 Category: LMAO

  • Probably Not Legal in California

    Probably Not Legal in California

    There's a thin line between heavy petting and questionable assaults on the girl who bags your soy milk at whole foods. Where that line exists... I don't know. But judging by the wet spot developing under her taint I'd wager this roastie does.

    Date: 05/09/19 Views: 177,894 Category: Shocking

  • Destroyed by a White Boy

    Destroyed by a White Boy

    Mark Zucklesberg Jr. gets air-dropped into their city for one mission and one mission alone: Lay down the kind of pipe Mike Haggar used to clean up an entire city. He may look like the Pythagorean theorem but trust me, this is no sex noob.

    Date: 05/08/19 Views: 215,633 Category: Rekt

  • SHARING = CARING

    SHARING = CARING

    5" of solid mass, divided between 2 of Walmart's finest. If this doesn't encourage you to get your genitals tested on a semi-regular basis, I don't know what will.

    Date: 05/07/19 Views: 213,477 Category: Hot

  • I Ejaculated 13 Times

    I Ejaculated 13 Times

    Full Name: Gabbie Carter
    Current Age: 18-years-old
    Restraining Orders Filed:

    Date: 05/06/19 Views: 269,317 Category: Anal

  • Little Tourist, BIG Surprise

    Little Tourist, BIG Surprise

    so... what's the number one reason men travel abroad with copious amounts of currency in their wallets? To traffic drugs inside the rectal cavities of local cattle and/or family members. But right behind that, there's this. Watch & learn hombrè.

    Date: 05/04/19 Views: 249,090 Category: Public

  • High School Hangtime

    High School Hangtime

    aaaand my penis is raw. IT'S FOOKIN RAW

    Date: 05/03/19 Views: 228,911 Category: Hot

  • "2 Cousins Fucking"

    "2 Cousins Fucking"

    Welcome to the world of implied incestual videos. Against all better judgement, it's managed to take the Internet's #1 spot as go-to spank material. Here's a tip tho: They're all faker than Sylvester Stallone's piss test. But this one...

    Date: 05/02/19 Views: 192,247 Category: Incest

  • Unexpected Threesome

    Unexpected Threesome

    Maybe you've already seen this? Seems to have spread across the Internet net faster than gonorrhea during Burning Man weekend. It's part of the "doitforstate" challenge aka the only reason to pay for college. More public debauchery HERE

    Date: 04/30/19 Views: 232,240 Category: Slutty

  • Just a Little Bit Fucked Up

    Just a Little Bit Fucked Up

    hmm

    Date: 04/29/19 Views: 204,300 Category: Drunk

  • Trashing the Rental

    Trashing the Rental

    An old classic, but what may very well be an authentic spy camera video. On our part of the Internet we call that "a unicorn". In other words: Something rarer than a non-political Marvel movie & dry underwear in a Del Taco bathroom combined.

    Date: 04/28/19 Views: 177,371 Category: Busted

  • 30 Days Without Cumming

    30 Days Without Cumming

    This might be the one video that makes no-nut-November seem like a reasonable activity participate in. It will also peak your curiosity of trigonometry and gravity.

    Date: 04/27/19 Views: 192,726 Category: Impressive

  • I Think the Relationship is Over LOL

    I Think the Relationship is Over LOL

    Pretty sure this one is a complete setup, but she's definitely been down this road before. The "a guy tried to pay me for sex in Canadian pennies so I punched his cock" is a reaction that can only be experienced - not learned. Ask me how I know.

    Date: 04/26/19 Views: 156,371 Category: LMAO

  • GET THIS MAN A TROPHY!

    GET THIS MAN A TROPHY!

    It's one thing to play the left-handed banjo for your girlfriend's bestest friend. It's another to have said girlfriend keep that best friend hydrated mid-vertical jump. Where's the fuckin donate button? It's time to Bitcoin this legend into retirement.

    Date: 04/25/19 Views: 204,842 Category: WAT

  • "i make hookers cry"

    "i make hookers cry"

    Don't laugh at this. Even if your soul is more decayed than Robert De Niro's asshole after a weekend visit to a naval base, it should still tell you that giggle time is officially cancelled until Ricardo is located and a proper sequel is made.

    Date: 04/23/19 Views: 184,181 Category: Rekt

  • My Sister's Hot Pocket

    My Sister's Hot Pocket

    A hearty "FUCK YOU" to whoever said portable meat satchels can't get you laid. This man's lust for affordable nutrition on-the-go just netted him enough Tier-3 tuna casserole to earn a Martha Stewart seal of approval. #putthatontelevision

    Date: 04/22/19 Views: 229,814 Category: Incest

  • Mom Doesn't Give a Fuck?

    Mom Doesn't Give a Fuck?

    3:25 mark. Immediately. More HERE and HERE

    Date: 04/21/19 Views: 230,771 Category: Compilations

  • The "Daddy Issues" Compilation

    The "Daddy Issues" Compilation

    Practically 2 hours of social-media influenced acts of whoring - so unprecedented you might have to get the Jiffy Pop ready and clear an afternoon. Don't be fooled by those smiles tho... their love for Internet anonymity dies here and dies now.

    Date: 04/20/19 Views: 168,356 Category: Queefy

  • "how I got kicked out of school"

    "how I got kicked out of school"

    har har

    Date: 04/19/19 Views: 179,606 Category: Picture

  • Spring Breeaaaaaak

    Spring Breeaaaaaak

    Owning a Boat: aka the most over-hyped financial shitpit lie you were told about increasing your chances of getting laid. free tip: it doesn't work. Statistically speaking Chipotle gift cards and tribal tattoos have a better success rate. relevant

    Date: 04/18/19 Views: 149,166 Category: Lesbians

  • Shame No Longer Exists

    Shame No Longer Exists

    Becky LaStarbuck's safe space gets invaded by some degenerate clawing his way to 500 likes and subscribes... only to find the find the school's biggest petri dish instead. Does she: 1) Demand he stop 2) Compare dick sizes or 3) Not budge

    Date: 04/17/19 Views: 262,631 Category: Teen

  • I Have Several Questions

    I Have Several Questions

    Pretty much the most sexually perplexing thing I've seen since CRAZYSHIT'S WTF SERIES. This is coming from a guy that's sat through over 47 volumes of SSBBW Ivy and Friends Videos. My voice matters today more than ever before.

    Date: 04/16/19 Views: 187,395 Category: Asians

  • Real Cheating Wives Compilation

    Real Cheating Wives Compilation

    A Cardi B cocktail, Walmart toilet seats and discounted Rice-a-Roni at a swap meat: All things I'd commit to before slapping a ring on the talons of one of these harpies. Pay attention boys: One day it might be half of YOUR Amiibo collection.

    Date: 04/15/19 Views: 216,864 Category: Slutty

  • "it's not rape when a girl does it"

    "it's not rape when a girl does it"

    Not even sure what the hell is going on here. I see too much ink, Too little foresight and a modified hospital bed normally reserved for My 600 lb Life. No further info than that, so... time for some hashtags. #doublestandards #hetoo

    Date: 04/14/19 Views: 184,650 Category: Bitches

  • The "TAP-OUT" Compilation

    The "TAP-OUT" Compilation

    "y dont u want anymoe dick?!" HAHA

    Date: 04/13/19 Views: 170,745 Category: Compilations

  • Swing Things

    Swing Things

    After shlogging a good 90% of the right-swipe rejects on FarmersMeet.com - you are entitled to a bone being thrown your way. And here I thought I've seen jevery angle there is to enter a Pottery Barn cashier from... but I was wrong. So wrong.

    Date: 04/11/19 Views: 172,305 Category: Hot

  • 18-year-old Slave [for reals]

    18-year-old Slave [for reals]

    Contrary to appearance, she didn't beat herself to death with a Dashboard Confessional CD after this wound up online. But her usefulness is spent faster than a black man's paycheck at Footlocker so... fap with +5 to agility.

    Date: 04/09/19 Views: 216,340 Category: Teen

  • Yes, It's Real

    Yes, It's Real

    Not quite as entertaining as THIS CLASSIC but a valiant effort nonetheless.

    Date: 04/08/19 Views: 188,704 Category: Busted

  • REAL? Twisted Sisters

    REAL? Twisted Sisters

    This is all but guaranteed to heighten your curiosity of any legitimate family tree exploration stories out there. Don't be soured by the 47 clickbait titles it took for you to land here - your quest for honesty on the Internet lives here and now.

    Date: 04/04/19 Views: 288,608 Category: Incest

  • Tiny, Tinier, Tiniest

    Tiny, Tinier, Tiniest

    Skylar Valentine. Standing at a legitimate 4'7, she may be the only girl that can rim you without having to bend the knee. Daenerys Targaryen might consider that an act of disrespect. Everyone else considers it side-chick material.

    Date: 04/03/19 Views: 199,084 Category: Midgets