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  • The Legend Himself

    The Legend Himself

    That's it. As far as I'm concerned the line between memes and real life officially doesn't exist anymore. Bring on the moth gangbangs and bowsette ejaculations.

    Date: 09/27/18 Views: 179,809 Category: Hookers

  • Escort Can't Handle it!

    Escort Can't Handle it!

    Not since paying backpage.com's finest in pennies have you seen a sexual arrangement become such a challenge. A hooker with a 'no tits no blowjob' policy? Congratulations on being more useless than a chocolate teapot.

    Date: 02/22/18 Views: 214,001 Category: Hookers

  • Just DO IT

    Just DO IT

    Nothing gets an appt booked with the clinic faster than skin-on-skin with Thailand's second string. So here's 2 of em. That's right, TWO - as in the # of Valtrex dosages this guy will be taking every day for the rest of his life.

    Date: 12/15/17 Views: 248,376 Category: Hookers

  • Pedro Ruins the Moment (HAHA)

    Pedro Ruins the Moment (HAHA)

    and by 'moment' I mean the 10 seconds it took for an Ecuadorian hooker to say ADIOS to the gangbang contract and make a run for the door. Only thing missing here is a Mariachi band attempting to cover Cyprus Hill songs.

    Date: 10/29/17 Views: 197,454 Category: Hookers

  • Prostitute Regrets Job

    Prostitute Regrets Job

    Dude's got a knack for tossing sauce... and apparently he's been stockpiling for a week 'cause even a certified cocksmith wasn't expecting to put in overtime hours today. Not much of a talker, but she sure can squawk!

    Date: 12/04/16 Views: 175,085 Category: Hookers

  • Introductory to Prostitution

    Introductory to Prostitution

    An eight minute crash course on how to squeeze every shekel out of your favorite vagrant - as illustrated by a guy that barks out more instructions than a fucking ride at 6 Flags. It's priceless information really. Trust me.

    Date: 07/21/15 Views: 163,713 Category: Hookers



    Fresh out of an Arby's parking lot and new to the ride & glide scene, this spring-loaded slut bounces her way to redneck superstardom. The flannel shirt gourmet knows this isn't porn. It's preparation for a marriage proposal.

    Date: 02/22/15 Views: 166,945 Category: Hookers

  • Hooker Has Parkinsons Disease

    Hooker Has Parkinsons Disease

    I dunno. I suppose it's possible that she's just really strung out on crack, but her sporadic head movements are nearly identical to that of Marty McFly. I definitely wouldn't put my dick anywhere near her chompers. That'd be like getting a bobo from a bobble head.

    Date: 02/04/09 Views: 191,731 Category: Hookers