• Here's your tip, Asshole

    Here's your tip, Asshole

    protip for my ever-evolving female viewer base: If you ever find yourself in this situation, make sure you order the blooming onion first. Outback servers tend to frown upon this kind of behavior out of the gate. Ask me how I know.

    Date: 03/29/19 Views: 162,613 Category: Public

  • lol white girls

    lol white girls

    fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday

    Date: 03/28/19 Views: 210,518 Category: Public

  • Breaking an 18-year-old

    Breaking an 18-year-old

    Daddy-issue appearance without the feminist dick-hating. Not a bad piece of flib flab. Would I take her out on a date to Wendy's? No. Would I want to use her vaginal utopia to power an indoor slip and slide? Hell to the mother fuckin maybe.

    Date: 03/27/19 Views: 238,779 Category: Teen

  • Meawhile, in Oklahoma...

    Meawhile, in Oklahoma...

    The Midwest: Some go for affordable street drugs. Others, go to make videos that can fuel an entire season of Dr. Phil. This guy does both. 1st he loads up on Slurm, then he shows his sister-cousin who's the boss of this double-wide. A role model?

    Date: 03/26/19 Views: 198,043 Category: Assholes

  • 50 Guys? IN A ROW?!

    50 Guys? IN A ROW?!

    She's pretty hot. So hot I'd consider parting with my first-edition Lindsay Lohan love doll just for a fighting chance at being lost inside that Japanese bush fire. Yes, I'm talking about the rare pre "i snorted Tide Pods before it was cool" version.

    Date: 03/25/19 Views: 232,991 Category: Asians

  • Literally Traded His Girlfriend For Weed

    Literally Traded His Girlfriend For Weed

    If your the kind of man that can enjoy white girls giving back to a marginalized community, then this is the video for you. Don't give a fuck about philanthropy? Then perhaps another video showcasing women's talent suits you better.

    Date: 03/20/19 Views: 279,066 Category: Drugs

  • We've Reached a New Low

    We've Reached a New Low

    Funny how porn has evolved from basic penetration, into an ambitious race to see who's more willing to donate their genitals to medical research. She's Melody Marks and she just gave my wiener reason to watch The Walking Dead again.

    Date: 03/19/19 Views: 239,746 Category: WTF

  • Best. Buttsex. Ever.

    Best. Buttsex. Ever.

    HIM: ready 4 tha pain?
    HER: que?
    HIM: INCOMING!
    HER: HEUURGRFEEEEMMFFFFFFF

    Date: 03/18/19 Views: 217,128 Category: Anal

  • Bad Influence

    Bad Influence

    Kinda pointless to shame yourself on social media and not even flash one angle of your cervix that can be Photoshopped into Sponge Bob. Aren't we supposed to be marching towards new goals as a society? I'm disappointed in you, Becky.

    Date: 03/17/19 Views: 264,950 Category: Teen

  • Virginal nerd RIGHT? WRONG!

    Virginal nerd RIGHT? WRONG!

    Don't be fooled by the "i collect exotic toothpastes and I'm saving my G-spot for Sonic the Hedgehog" appearance. She may look like Velma Dinky, but this is no sex newb. Your always 1 Spawn comic book away from entering snatch city.

    Date: 03/16/19 Views: 183,580 Category: WAT

  • "I FUCK STRANGERS"

    "I FUCK STRANGERS"

    Show me a woman that puts this much effort into her homemade skin flicks, and I'll show you the kind of divorced mother of 3 I want Dr. Phil to dedicate an entire episode to. cash me outside the 7-11 begging for beef jerkey, how bout dat?

    Date: 03/15/19 Views: 221,124 Category: Amateur

  • Dating a Californian Girl

    Dating a Californian Girl

    Nothing says "committed relationship" quite like turning your girlfriend's slippery octopus into a communal act. Let's just say... there won't be a marriage proposal.

    Date: 03/10/19 Views: 174,901 Category: Cuck

  • annnnd that's how the marriage ended

    annnnd that's how the marriage ended

    The planet's newest trend: Introducing your significant other to a man with more meat than Texas butcher shop... and then watching her get dismantled by it. Not my cup of Mountain Dew, but that might be due to not having a Reddit account.

    Date: 03/09/19 Views: 343,516 Category: Big Dicks

  • Yes, that's His Real Cousin

    Yes, that's His Real Cousin

    Sofia plops out a double serving of cantalope du jour & straight up doesn't give a fuck that a family member is within punching distance. The perfect woman exists.

    Date: 03/08/19 Views: 241,634 Category: Incest

  • Friday Night RUINED

    Friday Night RUINED

    FUCK YOU GAVIN

    Date: 03/07/19 Views: 212,013 Category: Busted

  • 18-years-old and Confused

    18-years-old and Confused

    show borbs and vargana or else milk truck arrive lasagna bitch. For 20 hours and then put my 1 feet pinus in your vegana. u will happy. wanna kiss ur panty. do milk

    Date: 03/06/19 Views: 157,081 Category: Bizarre

  • DELETE THIS, FAM

    DELETE THIS, FAM

    Date: 03/05/19 Views: 256,930 Category: Shocking

  • The Internet's Biggest Mystery

    The Internet's Biggest Mystery

    1 video, 5 minutes, no name. The identity race started in this thread and has now spread around porn sites faster than genital warts at an Insane Clown Posse concert. Four weeks later and we still have nothing but dick rash to show for it...

    Date: 03/03/19 Views: 199,947 Category: Hot

  • Too Easy

    Too Easy

    I guess having sex isn't exactly considered "challenging" when someone has the alcohol tolerance of a vienna sausage. Lesson learned: Never try to impress a girl that's probably used the neighbor's cat as toilet paper. #germany #whydidifap

    Date: 03/01/19 Views: 299,640 Category: Assholes

  • Prom Night was LIT

    Prom Night was LIT

    Pic #5 is what you want. Half cause she has masterfully paired an outfit together. Half cause it's the face of a girl who knows the solution to the 3 seashells puzzle.

    Date: 02/28/19 Views: 196,520 Category: Gallery

  • Cuckolding's Final Boss HAHA

    Cuckolding's Final Boss HAHA

    Communal Service Porn: Sometimes it's about as exhilarating as an audio book of Warren Buffet customizing a footlong at Subway. But throw in a bazooka for a cock and a husband that can speak Klingon and it suddenly becomes legendary.

    Date: 02/27/19 Views: 191,534 Category: Cuck

  • Venezuela's Most Wanted

    Venezuela's Most Wanted

    Current Exchange Rate: 1 USD = 248,488 VEF
    Knowing This Video is Online Forever: Priceless

    Date: 02/22/19 Views: 273,106 Category: Drunk

  • 2019's Most Ridiculous Sex Tape

    2019's Most Ridiculous Sex Tape

    Don't be misled by the Victoria's Secret attire and willingness to film. She may resemble that waitress at Denny's you wanted to fuck in dad's El Camino... but trust me - there isn't enough blackmarket dick pills to hammer through this one.

    Date: 02/18/19 Views: 213,095 Category: Amateur

  • Something is Very, VERY Wrong

    Something is Very, VERY Wrong

    The biggest downside of following an all-turnip and gluten free water diet? Your soy boy body produces less testosterone than a chipmunk's nutsac. Speaking of nutsacs - take that fucking thing to biology class & leave it there, Foreman. srsly

    Date: 02/17/19 Views: 176,540 Category: Bizarre

  • Meet My Future Wife

    Meet My Future Wife

    50% Retardation
    100% Date material
    200% Restraining order

    Date: 02/16/19 Views: 156,630 Category: Derp

  • THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE

    THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE

    Basically a public service announcement on the pros and cons of using Tinder in New Orleans. Some live to tell the tale. Others are in diapers at the age of 27. All have an abnormally intimate relationship with Newport cigarettes and gravy.

    Date: 02/15/19 Views: 286,961 Category: Big Dicks

  • TBT: The UCD College Incident

    TBT: The UCD College Incident

    l e a c h e d

    Date: 02/14/19 Views: 203,043 Category: Teen

  • MILF versus MONSTER

    MILF versus MONSTER

    Symptom #271 you need to move out of the trailer park: You stumble upon footage of Mom getting smacked around with more meat than a Texas butcher shop... and rather than running for the hills, you sit down & start planning sequels.

    Date: 02/10/19 Views: 238,407 Category: Big Dicks

  • Welcome to Las Vegas

    Welcome to Las Vegas

    I was going to say this is the best tourism video out there. Then I saw THIS

    Date: 02/08/19 Views: 236,036 Category: Public

  • Surprising a Marriot Hotel Maid

    Surprising a Marriot Hotel Maid

    Scrubbing the shit skid out of stranger's toilets usually sucks... but it's not without it's perks. I once saw a man inflict more PTSD on Mexican immigrants than Donald Trump. But as far as fantasy fucks go, this girl brought home the gold.

    Date: 02/07/19 Views: 270,913 Category: Porn