Skip the trailer for MTV's next show and scroll right to 1:46. That's when Becky II realizes being on her back in the front yard is comfortable territory, and unleashes a kick that sends Becky I leaking to the orthodontist.
At 1st Im like wow she's naked in Buttfuck Guadalajara. she's totally gonna get the ole chorizo up the cuchara. That worry was totally legit... up until our star got her tits up and and followed rule #22: Know your way out.
See that last look on Becky's face? It's the "aw fuck, i shouldn't have skipped my shift at Baskin Robbins for this" look. lol, no shit girl. 1) Mocha Blasts are delicious. 2) your dumbass wouldn't be front page WSHH material.
Luisa wrapped her bichano around the wrong chalupa, and now she's gonna pay. I haven't seen justice served so epicly since the time I took a shit in the Blockbuster video return slot. $1 rewind fee on a DVD my black ass.
Not since the time I used Canadian nickles on a stripper named Twin Peaks have I seen such disrespect for fat tits. But unlike my ban from The Bush Co. - these BBW whisperers have zero intent of letting this poor soul go.
Increasingly fucked up video of a girl that picked the wrong day to commando. Her piss biscuit gets more airtime than a Superbowl commercial & all the guys spectating can do is say "HERE WE GO". ATL's finest.
This is what happens when you permit women to shop at 3:30 in the morning. Tits are slapped, asses exposed - all because 2 bitches couldn't find peace amongst the 75%-off Lego Harry Potter bin.
If Hector had half a brain, he would've saved his breath and just thrown a bag of pork rinds into the middle of the street. Mexican Tactical Diversions 101. The only e-book ever worth reading.
Lupe gets a Corona bottle to the dome after the BF catches her shaking her corn-fed culo with some fatty on the beach. This is actually a favorable outcome for a girl that dates members of MS13. GL w/ the dentures.
Incredibly fucked up video of 50 Cent utterly destroying a pregnant crackwhore that vandalized his pimped out 1987 Dodge Caravan. A miscarriage most likely ensued. Community service - Oakland style.
