NSFW Ouch Videos

  • "DON'T FUK MY ASS!" (guess what he does)

    She's not exactly equipped with a real poker face. So when teh dude screams action, you know that look of terror is authentic. Reminiscent of a reoccurring dream I keep having involving Brock Lesnar and Long John Silver’s Cocktail Sauce.

    Date: 04/22/23 Views: 182,715 Category: Ouch

  • "we broke a stripper"

    Zero proof she twerks for nickles as a side hustle, but look at her; Malnourished, perma deer-in-headlights stare and "trailer" is in the title. I know the phenotype.

    Date: 11/06/22 Views: 214,913 Category: Ouch

  • okay bro... that's too much

    Willingly humiliated, nearly choked unconscious and takes more shots than Floyd Mayweather during a 12 round championship bout. No, it's not Connor's return to the octagon. But it's still going to cost you $59.99 if her 1st name has a hypen in it.

    Date: 07/17/22 Views: 195,533 Category: Ouch

  • "you destroyed my pussy"

    Not really related to the video, but every time this woman reaches peak sexual arousal, she instantly turns into that vegan creature if someone used a car battery to jump start her uterus. Examples at 0:18, 0:36 and 0:45 time markers.

    Date: 06/07/22 Views: 163,782 Category: Ouch

  • Wrong Fucking Hole!

    This is called Taking a Swedish Bike Ride. It happens when those dudes with above-average girth fail lubrication preparation. So they pump harder... til a breaking point hits. Somewhere between the 3rd & 4th second degree burns.

    Date: 03/13/22 Views: 199,054 Category: Ouch

  • "Filming my sister's first time"

    Sound version HERE

    Date: 01/05/22 Views: 173,379 Category: Ouch

  • Hey, She Likes it!

    See that smile? I know that smile. That's the "I got 15 minutes to kill before Anthropologie needs me to mark up prices on the pinecone enema kits so let's make it quick" smile. The things you absorb after living in NYC for > 23 days.

    Date: 10/27/21 Views: 223,716 Category: Ouch

  • Built to be Destroyed

    Tight ass. Spunky attitude. But what really winks my sphincter is her lack of understanding the difference between a Psychopath & Sociopath. Less Star Wars Episode 1 fashion sense, More practicing behind a Wendy's dumpster. k and thx.

    Date: 07/02/21 Views: 235,582 Category: Ouch

  • Still in Training

    Flattery was never my strong point... and it still isn't. Why do I get the vibe she bathes in hot dog water after being force fed off the Burger King dollar menu?

    Date: 06/02/21 Views: 159,029 Category: Ouch

  • well... at least you tried

    At 9:36 she says "u really pounded my ass". In my part of the Internet that's code for "do you want to marry me" and for the love fuck my dude, I better hear a yes.

    Date: 06/16/20 Views: 235,434 Category: Ouch

  • Living with an 11-Inch Penis

    Date: 12/28/19 Views: 289,424 Category: Ouch

  • Mistakes Were Definitely Made

    Wow. Being an attention whore really came back to bite this one in the labia minora? How about next time you stick to handing out your patented herpes lollipops, and save the 2nd degree burns for likeigiveafuck.com.

    Date: 02/01/17 Views: 222,657 Category: Ouch

  • Lungs-Deep

    Sorry aspiring gynecologists of America, his animosity for the cervix > your safety warnings. Could someone please email me when they get real adventurous & she ends up impaled by a pool noodle? I'd appreciate dat.

    Date: 10/06/16 Views: 253,227 Category: Ouch

  • How NOT to Make a Guy Cum

    Raquel Balboa turns this guy's egg sac into her own personal speed bag. I mean straight up going Mr. Miyagi on his hangers without breaking a sweat. A video hasn't made me clench so tightly since this classic.

    Date: 12/05/14 Views: 186,625 Category: Ouch

  • I Wouldve Cried

    Check the last 5 seconds of this video. His penis looks like something off the menu of Wetzel's Pretzel. And yet he fucks on, completely unphased by the penile fracture. I crown thee Techno Viking of sexual intercourse.

    Date: 04/26/11 Views: 187,753 Category: Ouch

  • Attention Whore Fail

    There's an easier way to impress a squadron of bros than jumping over a fucking cliff and nearly killing yourself. It's called spreading your legs ya dumb bitch.

    Date: 04/19/10 Views: 104,051 Category: Ouch