Possibly unrelated; But every time this guy makes contact with her cervix, she lets out a sound I can only describe as Yoko Ono being run over by a cement mixer.
"Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them... only you. Rip and tear, until it is done"
She's not exactly equipped with a real poker face. So when teh dude screams action, you know that look of terror is authentic. Reminiscent of a reoccurring dream I keep having involving Brock Lesnar and Long John Silver’s Cocktail Sauce.
Willingly humiliated, nearly choked unconscious and takes more shots than Floyd Mayweather during a 12 round championship bout. No, it's not Connor's return to the octagon. But it's still going to cost you $59.99 if her 1st name has a hypen in it.
Not really related to the video, but every time this woman reaches peak sexual arousal, she instantly turns into that vegan creature if someone used a car battery to jump start her uterus. Examples at 0:18, 0:36 and 0:45 time markers.
This is called Taking a Swedish Bike Ride. It happens when those dudes with above-average girth fail lubrication preparation. So they pump harder... til a breaking point hits. Somewhere between the 3rd & 4th second degree burns.
See that smile? I know that smile. That's the "I got 15 minutes to kill before Anthropologie needs me to mark up prices on the pinecone enema kits so let's make it quick" smile. The things you absorb after living in NYC for > 23 days.
Tight ass. Spunky attitude. But what really winks my sphincter is her lack of understanding the difference between a Psychopath & Sociopath. Less Star Wars Episode 1 fashion sense, More practicing behind a Wendy's dumpster. k and thx.
Flattery was never my strong point... and it still isn't. Why do I get the vibe she bathes in hot dog water after being force fed off the Burger King dollar menu?
At 9:36 she says "u really pounded my ass". In my part of the Internet that's code for "do you want to marry me" and for the love fuck my dude, I better hear a yes.
Wow. Being an attention whore really came back to bite this one in the labia minora? How about next time you stick to handing out your patented herpes lollipops, and save the 2nd degree burns for likeigiveafuck.com.
Sorry aspiring gynecologists of America, his animosity for the cervix > your safety warnings. Could someone please email me when they get real adventurous & she ends up impaled by a pool noodle? I'd appreciate dat.
Raquel Balboa turns this guy's egg sac into her own personal speed bag. I mean straight up going Mr. Miyagi on his hangers without breaking a sweat. A video hasn't made me clench so tightly since this classic.
Check the last 5 seconds of this video. His penis looks like something off the menu of Wetzel's Pretzel. And yet he fucks on, completely unphased by the penile fracture. I crown thee Techno Viking of sexual intercourse.
