Punk band Get Shot! decides to film a masturbation porn on the lawn of the Westboro Baptist church in broad daylight. Hallelujah!
Date December 2nd, 2013
It's at this point you'd think a woman would take a moment out of her nightly rear naked choke and reflect on the poor decisions she's made in her life. But, nope.
Date December 1st, 2013
It sucks when you have a nice petite girl like this to knock your cock around, but your dick is so limp it's mistaken for a piece of droopy lettuce someone left out of the fridge.
Date November 25th, 2013
An insider look at the brutality/awesomeness of sorority hazing, in which status-seeking sluts are stripped of their D&G booty shorts and subjected to ridicule, humiliation, homosexual acts and reruns of ElimiDate.
Date November 17th, 2013
Whether you're into tattoos or not you have to admit, these chicks are smoking hot. It does seem odd though when you have a kitchen full of bitches and not a single one of them is cooking anything.
Date October 26th, 2013
College is a great time to reinvent yourself. No longer is twig boy here the dweeb being bullied by homoerotic jocks. With his new persona he's lured a naive young coed back to his lair. Too bad he's got the sexual prowess of a houseplant.
Date September 25th, 2013
In this new form of erotic dance you not only get a tight young ass in your face, but also take the risk of suffering a nasty case of whiplash. What will white trash come up with next? Backyard wrestle-fucking?
Date September 19th, 2013
imagine that the alarm going off every 2 minutes is to keep this guy from thinking he's dreaming while he flops on that gorgeous woman. Where the fuck was she when I was a fat, hairy pile of nerd?
Date August 27th, 2013
Personally I could watch this teen finger her dripping hole all fucking day. And let's not even get into what I'd do for 5 minutes alone with her bent over in the tub, ripe little cunt exposed... whoops time to fap.
Date August 21st, 2013
I'm very conflicted.The way she works over his cock and balls like she's tenderizing beef makes me wanna cry, but her caked-on mascara makes me wanna face fuck her till she pukes. Let the milking begin!
Date August 6th, 2013
I love a barrack full of 18 year-old, hormone-driven, booty-swingin bitches! This feel good falafel variety makes it even more enticing when one of 'em pole dances an assault rifle to crap-happy Israeli techno tunes.
Date July 7th, 2013
This nerdy Chilean sea ass has got what it takes to swim in sin and sink a big dong down below. She humps, she jumps, she fucks, she sucks. He shoots, he scores - a throat coat of juicy jizz, all lapped up by Ugly Betty of the barrio.
Date July 6th, 2013
She sucks so sweetly for a little roadside blow n' go. Then there's an entirely unimportant call that comes in on her bejeweled pink cell phone as she continues to chat and snort dong. Thank the lord she resumes with a pole position jerk session in the drivers seat.
Date June 30th, 2013
Really not sure who's to blame here. Her silly whoreass for requesting these phenomenally bad tattoos, or the artist that should've had the foresight that her twat would soon look like a page out of Carl Sagan's Cosmos.
Date June 1st, 2013
and by 'gangbang' I mean one sexually inept man losing his virginity while Carlos Mencia's 72 cousins spectate. The only thing missing is a Mariachi band and one token black guy repeatedly screaming "worldstar".
Date December 14th, 2012
Sarah, Plain & Cunty does the absolute unforgivable: she takes a load in the mouth but instead of treating her stomach to 17 g's of farm fresh protein, she fucking hocks it in her BF's face. I vote public execution.
Date October 30th, 2012
This vid was filmed for her BF in the Army, tentatively known as 'daddy'. She's got the goods to be my Boner of the Week but unfortunately that tight body comes equipped with a mouth that cannot and will not STFU.
Date October 20th, 2012
No seriously. The thumbnail doesn't even come close to doing this epically breasted beaner justice. She has titties like Hulk Hogan has male pattern baldness. TBH I'd suck the Nacho Supreme out of her shithole.
Date September 14th, 2012
This girls cute. She's 2 parts Dakota Fanning, 27 parts The Hills Have Eyes. She's the type where the idea of eating her out is initially appealing, but 20 seconds into all you want is a Big Gulp of Cool Mint Listerine.
Date September 7th, 2012
Punky Brewster goes to town on her clitoris, producing some of the hottest facial expressions I've seen since indian_girl_shits_her_pants_at_blink_182_concert.avi. Didn't see that one? You're missing out.
Date August 30th, 2012