Really not sure who's to blame here. Her silly whoreass for requesting these phenomenally bad tattoos, or the artist that should've had the foresight that her twat would soon look like a page out of Carl Sagan's Cosmos.
Date June 1st, 2013
An insider look at the brutality/awesomeness of sorority hazing, in which status-seeking sluts are stripped of their D&G booty shorts and subjected to ridicule, humiliation, homosexual acts and reruns of ElimiDate.
Date May 13th, 2013
and by 'gangbang' I mean one sexually inept man losing his virginity while Carlos Mencia's 72 cousins spectate. The only thing missing is a Mariachi band and one token black guy repeatedly screaming "worldstar".
Date December 14th, 2012
Sarah, Plain & Cunty does the absolute unforgivable: she takes a load in the mouth but instead of treating her stomach to 17 g's of farm fresh protein, she fucking hocks it in her BF's face. I vote public execution.
Date October 30th, 2012
This vid was filmed for her BF in the Army, tentatively known as 'daddy'. She's got the goods to be my Boner of the Week but unfortunately that tight body comes equipped with a mouth that cannot and will not STFU.
Date October 20th, 2012
No seriously. The thumbnail doesn't even come close to doing this epically breasted beaner justice. She has titties like Hulk Hogan has male pattern baldness. TBH I'd suck the Nacho Supreme out of her shithole.
Date September 14th, 2012
This girls cute. She's 2 parts Dakota Fanning, 27 parts The Hills Have Eyes. She's the type where the idea of eating her out is initially appealing, but 20 seconds into all you want is a Big Gulp of Cool Mint Listerine.
Date September 7th, 2012
Punky Brewster goes to town on her clitoris, producing some of the hottest facial expressions I've seen since indian_girl_shits_her_pants_at_blink_182_concert.avi. Didn't see that one? You're missing out.
Date August 30th, 2012
There's two things I truly value in life: 1.) Arby's coupons and 2.) sexually inexperienced women, like this chick. Tack on the fact that she weighs 100 pounds and likes to snack on her own love juice = perfection.
Date August 17th, 2012
Is this really Paris Hilton? No, what you really should be asking is: if Amy Winehouse was to spread open her pussy lips, would it be visually liken to pulling apart the bread of a grilled cheese sandwich?
Date August 16th, 2012
If only she put as much effort into her Economics class as she did into sucking Montayas's 14 inch hamburger-helper, maybe this bitch would've thought twice about spending her life savings on a stupid haircut.
Date July 30th, 2012
I've been beating off to this same video for 3 weeks now. It's actually becoming a problem. I haven't felt this unproductive since the time I got fired from U-Haul and spent the remainder of my day watching Weekend At Bernies 1 & 2.
Date June 21st, 2012
Pleather choker, glow in the dark nail polish, and an occasional bitch slap weaker than the walls of Richard Simmons's rectum. I haven't seen this level of intensity since Leprechaun 4: In Space.
Date May 26th, 2012
He's not particularly aggressive, and his ramrod appears to be cervix friendly (5 inches and under). So why the drama? I haven't an answer but I will note that his cock is as crooked as Owen Wilson's face. haha.
Date March 28th, 2012
Epic fap of fury starts at the 3 minute mark. She really goes Chris Brown on that clit. Love her facial expressions. Looks exactly how I did last night while shitting out the Olive Garden's Tour Of Italy.
Date March 24th, 2012
How this girl was sexually aroused enough to secrete a glob of Cool Whip is beyond me. The sack of shit fucking her is as big as a Fiat. Fortunately he knows how to dress. Motherfucking camouflage brah.
Date February 9th, 2012
This video is 2 parts mystery, 14 parts boner food. The bafflement begins at the 1/2 way mark, when the male removes his penis & ceases all penetration. Said d-bag then begins to faceplam + cry. WHY? theory: he gay.
Date January 31st, 2012
Listen up @ 0:49 mark for a minor LOL. Punky Brewster is crampin Boner Bro's style. And listen up @ the everything_else mark for a good reason to masturbate. You wont find many on this website. lol.
Date January 18th, 2012
I could've titled this '18 Year Old Anorexic Mormon Discovers Her Clitoris For 1st Time!!11" and you wouldn't have suspected shit. That's how stunner this transgendered tart is.
Date November 26th, 2011
No, not talking about poo. I'm referring to her clam and how it clings on to his juicy penis. Only thing with a tighter grip is Cuba Gooding Jr. after crossing paths with a nickle. It's beautiful.
Date November 9th, 2011