Those things are really quite fucking HUGE. Don't you wanna just drown in them? If you can ignore the reversed, frog-featured, child-size t-shirt that reads "Pick Me," and her flabby tum-tum, then I think you're in!
Date June 6th, 2013
Glad to see CGI has finally found a proper purpose in the adult industry. If anyone has the slighest clue as to where this masterpiece originated from, feel free to write: email@example.com
Date December 21st, 2012
Only 2 things that can cause a woman's stomach to do that, and that is A.) the ejaculate of celebrity comedian Louie Anderson and B.) this dude's plump-ass penis head. Both uniquely different, yet equally fatal.
Date July 5th, 2012
I'm all for girls shitting out rubber dicks the size of Gary Coleman but for real, like Jerry's Final Thought kinda real, eventually she's gonna end up with a perforated colon & then it's 'GAME OVER YEEH', a la Sega Rally.
Date January 31st, 2012
Malaysian hooker foolishly assumes her objective is complete and exerts a sigh of relief... only to be shot point blank with yet another wad of Joseppi's finest. The element of surprise has never been more erotic.
Date March 18th, 2011
He struts the streets with his cock out and purposely tries to collide with any females passing by. My hero.
Date March 9th, 2010