Skip to the .30 second mark. Enough said.
Date July 19th, 2012
Girl turns to MTV for assistance in the de-slutification of her parental unit, who's addicted to silicone, skimp attire, and the affection of men who look identical to Dog the Bounty Hunter.
Date January 31st, 2012
Dude gets blown by Velma Dinkley as mom chills in the other room. Doesnt notice a fucking thing. Congratulations. Not for the stealth blowjob but for being 36 and still living at home. Like a boss.
Date December 21st, 2010
What a bitch. Hogging the PS3 and shit.
Date June 21st, 2010
Taking a picture of your daughters new panties for myspace wile sporting a big shit-eating grin? Yeah, what are moms for.
Date May 12th, 2010
I'm suddenly inspired to join my local nudist biking group so that I too can let my noodle flop in the wind.
Date January 5th, 2010
Dumbshit kid semi-accidentally stumbles upon his dad (Don Vito/Santa) getting his dick sucked for the first in over a decade. Fuckin cockblocker.
Date November 29th, 2009
Full time whore. Anyone else sensing a wee bit of an occupational conflict?
Date November 19th, 2009
Dude behind the camera kinda sounded like Gerard Butler. I'll be forwarding this to the proper authorities. That's what you get for making a movie called P.S. I Love You.
Date October 8th, 2009
$6 an hour. It's the bargain of a century.
Date August 17th, 2009
Nice tits. Not too sure about the interior decorating though. These things matter.
Date July 18th, 2009
Don't worry, I've alerted child services. This bitch's titties will never see the light of day again.
Date December 22nd, 2008