I refuse to laugh at this. I have a soul, & while it very well may be more withered than Richard Gere's asshole after an overnight stay at Petco, it still has a voice, & today that voice says faptime in fucking canceled.
Date June 14th, 2012
This d-bag is about as much of a punk rocker as my cock is herpes-free. But when it comes to sexually harassing women on live TV, the guy's a fucking pro.
Date July 3rd, 2011
Silly wilderbeast. You cant steal a 300 pound woman's triple stack baconator and get away with it for free. Prepare to watch 2 woman burn more calories in 30 seconds than they have in the past 3 years.
Date May 26th, 2011
Hot bitch's 15 seconds of fame is obliterated after cool-guy rips her top right the fuck off. Dont feel too bad lady. Seeing as I just beat off to the 4 frames in which your breasts were exposed, youre technically still in the limelight.
Date May 22nd, 2011
In 3 seconds flat this wetback minx goes from innocently showing some skin to getting simultaneously finger banged by 7 different strangers, all named Jorge. You call it sexual assault. They call it Cinco De Mayo.
Date April 28th, 2011
BBC camerawoman with big natties gets groped by a band of primates that live off monkey cock and coconut juice. Fuckin darkies... always having their way with the white womenz.
Date March 7th, 2011
Reasonably fit black chick picks the wrong venue to strut her fat ass. Some thugs toss her around like a ragdoll after she ignores their come-ons.
Date September 3rd, 2010
This camel fucker desperately needs some footage for the sequel to his award winning documentary 'Serbians Gone Wild'. Watch and see how far he'll go to get it.
Date June 27th, 2010
Reminds me of younger days when I'd attent stupid punk rock concerts in hopes of having an opportunity to grope some of the crowd surfing sluts. When titties are stake, people turn ruthless.
Date July 6th, 2008