Midgets, Sex toys sponsored by Tim Allen and incestual blowjobs from a parallel dimension. I don't know if this is a video, or 4chan fever dream. More vids HERE
Seems these low-grade porn LARPers have acquired some certification from the Macho Man Randy Savage School of Acting? Back in my day this jobber would have laid down for the 3 count without a gimmick, and she would have liked it.
Skeptics are gonna have a fuckin field day with this one but try to be optimistic. It makes it much, much easier to manhandle your own ham candle. Trust me, brah.
I'm not totally sure what the fuck is going on around the 1:10 mark... and I'm not sure I want to know what zoo she needs to be returned to before sunrise. #russia
It's like a super hip mom that totally supports her daughter getting rim-blasted by guys named after sports cars got an unlimited data plan and couldn't wait to show it off. Karen of the Kum world if you will. TY for listening to my cunTED talk.
the fuck did I just watch? These videos connect dots in my head and scrotum I never knew existed. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go shove pancake batter up my ass before fisting a transsexual on the beach in front of Walter White? moar
I don't know what the fuck I just watched, but I'm pretty sure it's vegan and thinks r/politics is unbiased. Now fetch my Power Ranger loin cloth, I wish to ejaculate.
When your saddle bag is knee-level, and the age of medicare is on the horizon - maybe being labeled a sexual predator becomes the least of your problems? But for everyone else watching: You shouldn't even attempt this one. Like... seriously.
Imagine that. Someone had a camera rolling the one time a Craigslist rental ad including the words only women may apply that doesn't end in with an unwanted cornholing by heavy machinery. Around our parts we call this video "a unicorn".
Turns out using your velvet buzzsaw as a communal carpet cleaner isn't offensive to everybody. Let this be definitive proof that testosterone still exists in the world.
Middle-age hit her like a sack of 80's exercise videos, and she needs cash. Bad. How can life get worse? Well, if you guessed being told to suck dick by the Dane Cook of porn directors, you just won my limited edition Power Ranger sex doll.
It's one thing to play the left-handed banjo for your girlfriend's bestest friend. It's another to have said girlfriend keep that best friend hydrated mid-vertical jump. Where's the fuckin donate button? It's time to Bitcoin this legend into retirement.
son of a... thats the furriest cornhole I've seen outside of a petting zoo. Time to start shaving with a flame thrower you fuckin butt-tarantula lookin bitch.
When all your knowledge of sexual intercourse comes from Shake Weight infomercials, this is the result. Also: We may have just uncovered a skill so damn useless, even California colleges won't offer a degree for it.
A hygiene level commonly found in an Arby's handicap toilet has applied itself to this girl's rectal passage. Not shocking... but Clorox may have found it's new spokeswoman. Another desperate cry for anal bleaching HERE
Want indisputable proof that Americans are all about philanthropy? Look no further my skeptical friends. Our boy wheels gets the handout of a lifetime, effectively erecting all jealous boners in a quarter mile radius.
