Booze may be to blame for sending a shitload of people to an early grave, but it also causes sweet girls to lose all their inhibitions, and for that we can all get a boner.
Date November 25th, 2013
Drunk teen attempts to get on the dick but just can't. Doesn't help that her uninterested boyfriend lays there like he's a secret homo. Turn on the football game and see if he sports some wood.
Date September 12th, 2013
Two trashy fucks get caught fooling around on camera by an inarguably even trashier fuck - who generously provides play-by-play narration and some heartfelt commentary like "give him some head bitch".
Date July 6th, 2012
2 appletinis turn this skag into the Free Willy of all whores. 1st she hops in the SUV of a total stranger, then she accosts a man for declining her wonderpuss. I think Vagisil just found itself a new spokesmodel.
Date December 15th, 2011
Have you ever seen a woman overdose on jaegerbombs + Vagisil @ the Luxor casino, joyride the elevator to the 245th floor and ultimately stumble upon a private sex party hosted by TV legend John Stamos? Me too.
Date November 8th, 2011
Probably the worst amateur sextape in Slovak history. Dude's face looks like a baked potato and she's a doppelganger for Olive Oyl... on black tar heroin. Major WTF @ the 13 minute mark.
Date October 22nd, 2011
You ever wonder how the fuck some of these women take 14 inch cocks up their ass without even so much as wincing? Spoiler: they all pop pills, usually followed by alcohol. Oxycontin + MD 20/20 = this dumb bitch.
Date September 6th, 2011
Skip to the .40 mark. Even when she's piss drunk, blondie still has her concerns about possible stank seeping out of Twat Town. Cant fault her for being a considerate lover. If half the women I've ate out cared this much about hygiene, I'd still have taste buds.
Date May 29th, 2011
To compensate for her lack of dance skills (sorry, hopping around like a retard doesn't count), this little slut busts out her ass and titties. Hordes of douchebags quickly gather for the free show.
Date May 29th, 2010
or perhaps just one of those 'high on life' bitches. Through out the video she goes in and out of fits of retardation.
Date May 25th, 2010
Beaner boy got himself one of them fancy digital camcorders and is out on a mission to show the world just how cool his life truly is... by filming his Friday night at Mickey D's and talking like a fuckin douchebag.
Date May 12th, 2010
She voluntarily renders herself unconscious with a $3.00 liter of Vodka. Thanks lady... you just saved us a whole packet of Rohypnol!
Date October 26th, 2009
Alcohol - the quickest way to turn a heterosexual woman into a raging bulldyke.
Date August 29th, 2009
Bette Midler here thought a glass table could sustain her weight. Needless to say she calculated wrong. But what's really funny are her departing words - "it went into my...". She's referring to the glass she just shattered. You fill in the blank.
Date August 27th, 2009
Date rape? Let the color of his skin guide you to your own conclusions.
Date July 5th, 2009
Girls are actually more likely to do anal when they're on the rag. Next time you discover a snatch patch between your girlfriends legs - smile.
Date March 19th, 2009
You party animal you. This is the result of one too many Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill malt beverages. Throw in her the shower and get me a paper bag, I'll stick my dick where no other man dares to go.
Date December 11th, 2008
About 30,000 people will click this and watch the video. I wonder if a single one of you will recognize where the song is from? I'll spare you the mystery. It's from Blood - a first person shooter game for PC, originally released back in 1997. It's a personal favorite.
Date December 10th, 2008
She'll be out cold for a good 30 minutes. Get to work boys while you still have a chance! (I'm talking about drawing penises on her face, not raping her you sickos heheheheeheheheeh!!!!!!!!)
Date August 23rd, 2008
Check out the effects of a shitload of alcohol on a young naive slut. The urges to remove her clothing and spread her legs have completely taken over her. It's science at its finest.
Date July 22nd, 2008