Disregard the misleading thumbnail, you'll soon understand it's purpose. This is honestly the most baffling shit I've seen since The Sum Of All Fears. Let it be known.. eFukt officially just got one-upped.
Date February 8th, 2012
Views 235181
Dumb bitch spent her life savings on transforming her cans into weather balloons. Congrats, when Jurassic Park finally becomes a reality, you'll officially be the only bitch alive capable of tit fucking a Brontosaurus.
Date October 5th, 2011
Views 50596
I'm thinking it might be best if you just leave the pink samsonite train case right where it stands. That thing you got between your legs looks like something out of Clive Barker's Nightbreed.
Date June 18th, 2011
Views 68310
Her twat is blood red and more shriveled than the cock of an Eskimo. For god sakes, what member of the animal kingdom did you fuck? And more importantly, how big was it's penis?
Date March 14th, 2011
Views 103984
Smelling this bitch's sweaty asshole after a 5 mile jog actually came close to being a task on Fear Factor once.. but the clement producers ultimately went with 'eating bull testicles' as a sensible alternative.
Date March 6th, 2011
Views 91262
Holocaust survivor takes a stroll down the beach in painfully revealing bikini, attracting the attention of every euro fag within a 2 mile radius. Why she limping? I havent seen someone walk like that since post-shower scene in American History X.
Date February 23rd, 2011
Views 87292
This bitch has more orifices than you could throw a stick at. Imagine the possibilities. Ass to mouth to vagina to vagina to ass and back to mouth again. Where does she live? I'm ready to propose.
Date February 6th, 2011
Views 136065
Check tbe 3:40 mark, all eyes on the nutsack. Honestly now, what the fuck? He's got a big ole 8 inch cock but his ball bag is the size of an avocado seed. haha.
Date December 21st, 2010
Views 77939
I've seen enough animal porn in my time to know a dog cock when I see one. Sorry bro, but you done got the schlong of newborn Pomeranian.
Date May 6th, 2010
Views 121354
Hitler gets his fuck on with a Czechoslovakian whore. The soundtrack kinda kills it but you get the idea. Fucking epic comb over.
Date April 8th, 2010
Views 130046
I bet you 5 schillings this video will literally make you hungry. All I need is some salt & pepper and my mother's George Foreman Grill.
Date January 9th, 2010
Views 113093
Her pussy looks like a fuckin whoopie cushion. lol.
Date December 13th, 2009
Views 109604
Personally, I prefer masturbating to the original. Not a fan of these pornographic remakes.
Date July 5th, 2009
Views 101222
Never poke anything that's capable of poking back. Standard procedure when engaging in intercourse.
Date June 9th, 2009
Views 117601
What the fuck is that? Looks like a cross between the top of a pineapple and the mouth of Predator. Definitely not suitable for my pecker.
Date May 4th, 2009
Views 101932
Congrats. You're still a faggot though, lol.
Date April 14th, 2009
Views 107619
I think I've seen it all now. I know I said the same thing after I watched that giraffe porn video but this time I really mean it. Muscular dystrophy porn was honestly the last thing on the list. Can I stop updating this website now?
Date December 8th, 2008
Views 126140
Gone bad? Someone show me "deaf girl porn gone good", I'm dying to see the differences between the two. Does the good version involve less mongloid-like screaming?
Date October 11th, 2008
Views 127009
Stick your cock all the way in there and you'll hit her spine. Hit her spine hard enough and you'll be the first person ever to paralyze a woman via penis.
Date September 8th, 2008
Views 101214
Ewwww. Trust me, I am a true Arby's connoisseur and not even I would dare to indulge in that rotten roast beef sandwich. It's fucking mutated.
Date June 5th, 2008
Views 97854
