Bowflex guru drops to the floor in beautiful agony after taking a supersonic uppercut to the vajayjay. The perp appears to be a rival 24 Hour Fitness member, presumably jealous of that sweet sweet turdcutter.
Date October 26th, 2012
not what youre expecting.
Date July 20th, 2012
Woah. Being an attention whore really came back to bite this one in the clitoris. How about next year you just stick to watching the bands you wasted $275 to see and save the titty-flashing for igiveafuck.com
Date May 3rd, 2012
Actual translation: look at me, I drink Pepsi from a glass bottle and cut my hair like Ellen DeGeneres. See my left shoulder? Watch how awesomely I can eat shit on wet pavement + dislocate the fuck out of it. Wooo.
Date March 28th, 2012
Singaporean girl somehow obliterates the arm of her less attractive opponent in an arm wrestling contest. You know what this means? Yet another husband will go to bed tonight, sexually unfulfilled. Shit aint right.
Date September 1st, 2011
Check the last 5 seconds of this video. His penis looks like something off the menu of Wetzel's Pretzel. And yet he fucks on, completely unphased by the penile fracture. I crown thee Techno Viking of sexual intercourse.
Date April 26th, 2011
If this isn't evidence of divine action, I don't know what it is. God took that dumb bitch straight out of the fuckin gene pool!
Date June 17th, 2010
There's an easier way to impress a squadron of bros than jumping over a fucking cliff and nearly killing yourself. It's called spreading your legs ya dumb bitch.
Date April 19th, 2010
Glass tables really aren't the best venue for drunken shenanigans. This was clearly illustrated in my previous post "Gravity Vs. Drunk Fat Bitch
Date April 15th, 2010
I wonder if she's as good at giving handjobs as she is at throwing rocks and splitting open people's heads. It's a definite maybe.
Date March 16th, 2010
Domestic violence that involves women ending up unconscious always makes my penis tingle in the weirdest way. It's the darndest thing.
Date May 21st, 2009
Daddy school starts soon. Where's my lucky pencil? Haha eat lead motherfucker.
Date February 18th, 2009
Mr. Lopez, you have now been upgraded from a broken leg to full paraplegia. Would you like a churro?
Date January 30th, 2009
Good work officer. He's surely learned his lesson now - riding a bicycle and trying not to pollute the air is simply unacceptable in New York!
Date October 30th, 2008
Her ass must be water tight cause that bottle rocket didn't want to exit her cornhole. And as a result, the bottle rocket burned the fuck out of her rear end. Anal sex with her will be out of the question for a good 5 hours, depending on what she's drinking.
Date August 21st, 2008