This handy bag on the head trick has just been developed by college girls who have already fucked every guy in the dorm. Now they can pretend it's not the same boner they've slobbed 100 times before.
Date October 12th, 2013
There's this awesome new game everyone's playing. Run out into heavy traffic while on the phone! It's outside, it's great exercise and it helps to cut down on the people in those overpopulated cities.
Date October 3rd, 2013
I've not been to a comic con, but if anything can get me there it's a shit load of half naked tarts parading around. I'd bet Chun Li here has been asked by every nerd in the joint to show them her high kick.
Date September 7th, 2013
Nice tits. Real nice. But when I adjust my head 2 inches North all I see is a Owen Wilson... minus the crooked nose and plus a whole lot of down syndrome. Oversized sunglasses lady, and fast.
Date May 8th, 2013
and suddenly I'm out of compliments. I do have one question though: your tits look like pantyhose stuffed with two fucked up, magnetically repelled Nerf balls. Protip: I don't actually have any questions.
Date March 14th, 2013
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Date March 1st, 2013
$4 and a zip folder of sexually suggestive photos of House M.D. says this dude gets recognized. Sorry friend, the glory days of you wearing your daughters underwear as a Mexican wrestling mask are over.
Date January 9th, 2013
i like her flat stomach, i like her big ass funbags, and above all else... I really like the way she dots the 'i' when she spells "nigger". Wifey material, all the way.
Date July 30th, 2012
At first I was like "damn, I wish that was my GF", but upon deeper contemplation I realized her talents would be completely wasted on my 5.4 inch penis. Cue 'Screaming Infidelities' by Dashboard Confessional.
Date July 5th, 2012
Date June 13th, 2012
Super cute face. Could almost pass for an Olsen twin. Unfortunately her fermenting twat looks like something out of an XXX remake of Harry & The Hendersons. I can smell the fuckin Wisconsin sharp cheddar from here.
Date June 3rd, 2012
Sorry Grams. Her titty growth spurt > your stage IV leukemia. Someone email me when the photo of her showing off her new clit ring at Grandma's funeral surfaces.
Date May 31st, 2012
This is incredibly erotic, yet so perverse. I haven't felt this conflicted since my chance encounter with Meredith Vieira at Souplantation in West Hollywood. On 1 hand I want to call her mom, on the other I wanna fuck the living pigment out of her asshole.
Date May 4th, 2012
Ever watch Charlie & The Chocolate Factory? Each of this woman's knockers used to be the size of an Augustus Gloop. Somehow she failed to see this for the divine blessing it was and instead chopped em off. Boo.
Date February 9th, 2012
A good smile will take you far in life. Add a pair of E-cup titties to the equation and that's how women become presidents.
Date January 5th, 2012
How to make your silly art shit 100x better: do headshots on the left and close-ups of the asshole on the right. That's what people really want. To match a face to a turd cutter. Not American Apparel ads.
Date December 15th, 2011
No, she doesn't have a penis. It's worse. Much much worse.
Date December 11th, 2011
Check out the snapper on this one! I'll probably end up having a wet dream or 5 about eating her out. Emphasis on eating. She's got enough McRib down there to feed Kevin Smith.
Date December 3rd, 2011
Holy fuckin Yogi Bear, this lady is a god damned perma-gaper. In the medical world, this is actually known on the books as 'i-let-a-black-man-fuck-my-asshole'. Good luck curing that shit.
Date November 30th, 2011
The snail trail fermenting in your cotton underwears I can tolerate. Shit, some folks might even find that erotic. But what's not erotic is the menstrual stains encrusted into your... well, you'll see.
Date November 25th, 2011