Are all sex merchant Asian girls preprogrammed to do the open mouth youtube thumbnail reaction no matter how big/small the bean is? example: [shena nomy] acting like Joe Averagecock's 5 inches are gutting her like an industrial chainsaw.
The Kunimitsu cosplay was a bit of a surprise to be honest. Of all the characters to rush down on you'd think they would have gone with Lili, or Nina, or Prototype Jack. The back, forward + 1 + 2 backshots would sound like Iraq in March of 2003.
For fuck sakes, they could've thrown a dart at any WWE training facility and found better actors to film this drizzling shitfest. Yet, now I want them to #finishthestory
Saved up all of his Hanukkah nickles for his favorite street performer, only to be left at half mast and dryer than an asshole full of sand paper. The dream is dead.
A lot of questions arise while shuffling through this one, but none more pertinent than the 16:13 mark. Why is there a queen size mattress in the fucking bathroom?
