Hey, no one said you had to like it Becky. Just sit back, keep a firm grip on those kneecaps and think about all the McChickens you'll be able to buy as soon as you're done. That's what gets me to the end of my weekdays.

Date: 08/20/15 | Views: 167367 | Category: Anal

00:05 - FEAR
02:37 - PAIN
04:16 - HATE
11:43 - LOVE

Date: 07/26/15 | Views: 171648 | Category: Anal

3 mins of colon punching turns this hooch's vagina into the Free Willy of genitalia. The deeper he dives, the more Chewbacca-like she sounds. Charles Darwin calls this an advance in evolution. I call it fucking faptime.

Date: 07/15/15 | Views: 138695 | Category: Anal

15 mins of dry rectal sodomy. Fun stuff. But I bet the smile fades quick when you hear the sounds that follow each thrust of this butthole boogie. I'd try to describe them, but my keyboard doesn't have letters for THIS.

Date: 06/11/15 | Views: 153052 | Category: Anal

Nothing spells A-L-P-H-A like a man refusing direction. TEH FACTS: He has not and will not take "no" for an answer, sympathy is prohibited and lube... well, that's as foreign to him as vagina in a Portuguese bathhouse.

Date: 05/21/15 | Views: 176530 | Category: Anal

This is from 5x2. Described as 5 stages in the romance between a woman and a man. aka 4 boring things and a buttr4pe scene. Prepare yourself. The level of agony in this clip is second only to feminists in journalism.

Date: 05/11/15 | Views: 149715 | Category: Anal

Can't say this is the 1st video I've seen with a girl less excited about buttsex than the PGA tour, but it may be the driest. Friction like this comes in handy when you're starting a campfire. Climaxing the wife? Not so much.

Date: 04/29/15 | Views: 171559 | Category: Anal

This is guaranteed to euthanize any BBW fantasies you might've accidentally had after Hilary Duff discovered Krispy Kreme in 2012. Don't be fooled by this guy's stoic reaction. Your love of buttsex dies here and now.

Date: 04/15/15 | Views: 165351 | Category: Anal

Would someone graciously .mp3 the first 5 seconds of this and make me a ringtone? Her spot-on impression of Napoleon Dynamite deepthroating a gazelle is enuff to keep me beating off until Spring time. Yes I'm serious.

Date: 03/08/15 | Views: 184006 | Category: Anal

Colon-punching anal? That's cool bro. But check out the meat wallet she's packing between her legs. Find just the right angle and suddenly the McRib goes from seasonal sandwich, to permanent dollar menu item.

Date: 02/26/15 | Views: 207431 | Category: Anal

Much like the original Evil Dead trilogy, this goes from semi-erotic to LULZ pretty damn quick. Unfortunately no book can close the hole this Hawaiian superman just opened. Captions supplied by Julliard's latest dropout.

Date: 02/03/15 | Views: 177253 | Category: Anal

To all 12 female viewers of this site that hope to one day be happily married: Break out the etch-a-sketch & take notes. She has the formula. Perky, tits like nutella-filled clouds and non-VIP access to the cellar door.

Date: 01/27/15 | Views: 297842 | Category: Anal

Don't be tricked by the "I only drink $10 cups of coffee and fuck black guys" starter kit. There may be fear in her eyes, but trust me when I say this girl is no quitter.

Date: 01/19/15 | Views: 320853 | Category: Anal

Perhaps my logic is flawed, but you'd think a girl with a b-hole no bigger than a marble would be against back door admittance. But as you can see she's either a witch, or her rectal cavity is in fact David Copperfield.

Date: 01/08/15 | Views: 181429 | Category: Anal

FACT: The preferred rectal depth is 6 inches
FACT: redliight17 don't give a fuck about science
FACT: She'll be in diapers before 30
FACT: We'll feature that video too

Date: 01/03/15 | Views: 264835 | Category: Anal

Best she sticks to stuff she's good at, like shopping at Hollister and picketing KFC with her vegan maxi pads. Pre-marital butt sex just doesn't seem to be her thing.

Date: 12/14/14 | Views: 249415 | Category: Anal

HIM: u ready 4 tha pain?
HER: que?

Date: 11/15/14 | Views: 466532 | Category: Anal

Elasticity left this orifice a long time ago and the end result is not very aesthetically pleasing. I'm talking the kind of depth-to-width ratio drug mules only dream of.

Date: 11/07/14 | Views: 144435 | Category: Anal

Sexy slut is use to her genitals being pummeled but not her butt hole. Today she finds a new love and its not the guy she is banging.

Date: 10/18/14 | Views: 219584 | Category: Anal

No. No she did not. In fact she had to cut the scene short 'cause this french guy and some whore ripped her butthole. LOL, FAP FAP FAP!

Date: 10/17/14 | Views: 231356 | Category: Anal